Soul to Sole (Life After Goddess Is STILL Serving Goddess)
So, My current focus is to have dedicated servants make Me the rightful beneficiary on their life insurance policies, as I have with My boys here. Last night in My conversations with trigger (who, by the way, is still on an allowance that I dole out to him and I get the rest which equates to about $4,000 a month), something quite hilarious came up.
Read on….
The Queen Bee: I’m the only one you live for (-name edited-)
The Queen Bee: and I’ll be the one you die for. I literally own your soul.
The Queen Bee: so it makes perfect sense, doesn’t it…(long pause)
The Queen Bee: speak up, I haven’t got all day boy
trigger: of course it does but i’m afraid
The Queen Bee: Afraid of what? Death?
The Queen Bee: It’s inevitable
The Queen Bee: Deal with it
trigger: no thats not it
The Queen Bee: Well cough it up already
The Queen Bee: With the way you’re typing, you might as well be dying right now
trigger: i’m afraid YOU will have me killed(I’m laughing hysterically)
The Queen Bee: Fear is a good thing
trigger: what does that mean
The Queen Bee: It means what it means
The Queen Bee: it’s a good thing to fear – it could save your life
trigger: ?
trigger: you are scaring me
The Queen Bee: you deserve it for thinking I’d risk MY HOLY VESSEL for life insurance that wouldn’t last Me a year dumbass
The Queen Bee: Now go gobble the trash up – and write yourself a note to call your attorney tomorrow.
trigger: yes Goddess
trigger: everything for YOU Goddess
The Queen Bee: Yes, EVERYTHING.
I really enjoyed twisting his brain. trigger was allowed to phone Me later and I did it some more – only I stepped it up a million notches. Needless to say, I made him cry, and that made Me laugh even harder. It was a riot. =)
So today he messages Me and what does he have to report???? That I indeed will be the SOLE beneficiary on his $500,000 life insurance policy.
So uh, anyone know where I could find a cheap hitman?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Relax, trig. You’re worth more to Me alive.
That is, of course, if you maintain productivity…..
Home is where I break your heart….
A dose of DG….finally! I bet your little skintag is just pulsing to the extreme isn’t it! I imagine it’s like a little worm, all dirty and ready to be dissected for Science. But go ahead now, you all may all prick your bitty dangles with a bunch of pink head straight pins in honor of My Divine Return! Take a picture, send it to Me….hell send it to your mother, wife and priest too. I’m sure they’ll ALL enjoy the freakshow.
Sooooooooo………My vacation was subliiiiiiime. I’m officially THE Mexican National Symbol of Beauty. I was literally WORSHIPPED by thousands of those little mexis. I could have foregone flying home, opting instead for being carried on the shoulders of the tiny Mayans, as a true Goddess should travel.
And treated like a true Goddess, I was….My Amazonian Blonde Beauty stunned them ALL into submission. I had this preconceived notion that Latino boys were chock full of meaningless machisimo – well, obviously not in My Presence. No need to demand anything anywhere - EVERYTHING I wanted was just there.Some highlights of My trip:
- Had a supremely beautiful snorkeling trip…..lots of magnificent sea creatures – much like Myself. =)
- I went scuba diving for the first time! It was amazing! I so should have done this sooner – I’m a total mermaid! =P However, I’ve discovered that Mexico is one of the most difficult places to dive, as the ocean has a very powerful undercurrent. But, I did it, and it was fabulous!
- Visited Chichen-Itza – completely awe-inspiring. Was supremely pissed that they do not allow you to walk up the main temple anymore. I was rather looking forward to that.
- Had the most amazing massage of My Life overlooking the beach. Tipped the masseuse $300. (P.S. That used to be your money HAHA!)
For the most part I soaked up the sunshine. Gawd, do I have a beautiful sunkissed glowing tan now! Even My tanlines turn Me on, which I usually hate, but fuckYum! Everything’s delicious on Me!
Oh, I also came home to $5000+ in tributes and I’ve gotten $6000+ in Amazon GC’s. ¡Excelente! See, that’s the way to “work”! It’s all in the way you churn their bitty brains….chop and mush…implant and trigger….
As you can see, dodo missed Me lots.
Some new junky. Realizes this is pitiful quite quickly.
Resolves his ridiculous attempt with this! Redeems pigself slightly – now it’s time to empty his bank accounts.
Yes, I intend to drain him completely. A bloodletting on My homecoming….SUBLIME.
Oh yes, and when I got home, My house was FILLED to the ceiling with GIFTS! You have no idea what hard work it is getting presents….Hahahaaha!
It’s a good thing I have boys to open them, break down the boxes and take them to the recycling center. They, of course know that I detest coming home to a mess. My slaves watched My kitty, opened My packages for Me when I was away, assembled things that needed assembled and though My place was full of new goodies for Goddess - it was sparkling clean. So nice to come home to. They really did a lovely job.
And for all of their efforts, they were rewarded. Oh, you can ONLY imagine…..HAHAHAHA Eat, drink and be humiliated THOROUGHLY!
Such dirty little mouths now.
So, I’ll have the phone on tonight I think. I’m ready to inflict.
Are you ready to receive………………..?
Am I PHENOMENAL or what?!!!
These gift certificates aren’t even counting the THOUSANDS of dollars of stuff My little birdy buys off Amazon directly. It’s hot, I know!!!! No – I’M HOT! And I don’t just mean sexxxxxy. I mean ACHINGLY GORGEOUS AND TRIUMPHANTLY BRILLIANT!
Yeah if I was you, I’d want to be Me too! The problem for you is this:
I am The Incomparable.
Copy every word I write…no seriously, DO IT! How about you just call your dusty Amazon wishlist a WANTlist or some other cute derivative of My Divine Vernacular?! I’m sure the boypigs will clear up those goodies in a blinding flash! HAHAHAHAHA! No! Try bleaching those brunette locks suicide blonde like Mine! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! They’ll love you, I promise! Oh, here’s a good one….take up HYPNOSIS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
No wait! I’ve got the perfect solution!
Get on your dirty cock-smoking knees and grovel like the rest of the WORLD!
P.S. The secret’s in the sauce!
UPDATE 3-30-08:
There is really only one thing to say about this…..
Whatever Thee Goddess Wants, Thee GODDESS GETS!
Quickie Dose of Decadence
Rejects of nature REJOICE! The White Devil has deigned to bless your inconsequential day and turn on the drip for a moment.
Now, go get the rubber band. Wrap it around tightly. You need My dose. I know.
A quick fix, but never painless:
- The Cancun Contribution plate is up to $6800! My trip is paid for ENTIRELY =), and now it’s time for shopping moula!
- I’ve created a devastatingly enslaving new hypnosis Mp3. It’s simply entitled “Obsession”. I’m sure that all of you reading My Journal are quaint with that notion. I decided to….well…. help you fall further down that endless spiral. It’ll be fuuuunnnn….I promise. Hehehehe….
Purchase “Obsession” here:
With reference to My calamitous whispers….I’ve got two boys quite jumbled in their little brains right now. dodo thought that he’d sent Me 100k by now, but it’s only about $65,000 so far with no end in sight! I have coerced certain financial information from him (as well as every weakness he possesses) and I must say….yummy!
And trigger made his way to the bank last week, signed up for a $25,000 home equity loan….and doesn’t remember a thing about it. He sees the paperwork and messages Me….only to be entranced into the next step.
lardbelly is officially a human garbage disposal. He’s replaced that Mikey kid….he’ll literally eat ANYTHING for Me! Hahahahaha!!!
I dismissed the mustang for disobedience a month ago or so. Now he’s writing Me ludicrously long love letters. Here’s one hilarious excerpt:
Accept the echo of the slave now banished as Your modicum of ghost. And here, upon the solid stone and granite of the person I will build the shrine for You and not a prison; here the altars will be built that magnify the human person and accepts the burden of the flesh but aspires to a liberation; and the flesh will be exalted in the elevation. The ought-Shrine ought to have been built long ago. Where all is what it ought to be; the tight and long drawn ought of possibility that caresses thought at midnight and makes companion in the silence of the silver moon. I love the otter of the ought, that chatter-ought and tighten taught the knot that ought to find the person to bind quite tight in spirit regulation and ligation.
My, do I churn exceptional grist for the poetic… Oh heartache! Oh devastation! Oh Goddess!
You see little boys…..you can read all about Me. You can stalk My videos on Youtube. But nothing, absolutely NOTHING compares to submitting to Me directly….
It is an experience you’ll never forget.
Take his breath awaaaayyyyy…..
I picked up some 20+ Amazon boxes that dodo got Me from the post office today. Yummy!
So I get them home, open them up….
and all I can think of is how I’d like to suffocate a boy with packing peanuts and bubblewrap….
So that’s what I’m going to do tonight.
The rest of you get to wait.
I might be available later on this evening…say around 11 or midnight or so. Then again, I might not.
I COMMAND, I GET – $7,000 SHOPPING SPREE!!!
I’ve got the mustang so tied up in the brain and twisted around My little pinky!!!!!!!!!! I’ve had him on a shopping-for-Goddess trip all week long and I kept him awake ALL last night and made him buy EVERYTHING last thing off My expensive “ponyboy-only” WANTlist!!!!!!
I also forced him strip naked outside of the house where his soon-to-be ex-wife was sleeping and do whacko nudie jumping jacks and like 60 old-fart pushups – each time he went down, he HAD TO KISS MY GROUND. Then he got the privilege to run back inside and buy something else for Me……
Soooooooo……….although I don’t usually write about My scores until they come in – I’m just too excited not too!!!
The Queen Bee Of The Universe is getting:
Bose Lifestyle 28 Series III CD and DVD Player Surround Sound System – $1,999.00 (probably more $$$ with shipping, taxes, and installation!)
32″ Class BRAVIA® XBR-series LCD Flat Panel HDTV – $1,599.00 (and a $249.00 5-year service plan)
Fender Artist Series Eric Clapton Stratocaster Guitar – $1,499.00
New boots (two pair that already came in!), more jewelry, software……and LOADS of other stuff I WANT!!!
My little broken mustang is so obedient, so fucked and soooooooooooooooo MINE! A very good boy for Master………especially when the little shit leaves his (ex) wife as I have COMMANDED.
Oh and here are two KTV purses that ponyboy bought – I really only wanted the black one, but My exceptionally good little fucker thought I might one another in pink! Thoughtful, no?
Oh fuckers………..if you only knew what was inside this already! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Pink chrome……..it’s a little “ghetto-fabulous” but I can work anything into what I want =P
AND, here are the new boots that he just got – this little pony knows his Master does NOT like to wait and orders most everything with overnight and/or expedited shipping!
These are so gypsy! I love embroidered leather boots!!!!!
AND THESE HAVE ALREADY KNOCKED MY OTHER FAVE “GIRLS” out of the #1 spot in My black icy Heart! I FUCKING ADOOOOOOOOOOOORE these Doc Martens!!!!!!! These are ball-smashing, envy-inspiring, cutesy bitch boots in pink and I ABSOLUTELY LOOOOOOOOVE THEM!!!
I’ve STILL got a whole LIST of cashola and humilation and suppressing of pigboys that’s gone on lately that I should write about…… but as they say………..
Good girls keep diaries, and BAD GIRLS just don’t have the time!
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....