Goddess Gets…AGAIN! A new SUV for ME!
The Queen Bee: sounds like quite the predicament for you…
The Queen Bee: hard time typing?
birdy: It is It is, you know, i was thinking I spent 75 k in less than 2 weeks. 30k on car 25k on Amazon and 20 k in tributes, must be a new record
birdy: And yes I am , i cant type and look at you at th same time, its too hard:((
So do you like the new 2008 Mercury Mariner My little birdy was compelled to buy Me?
I wanted something cute and black to be able to tote My boat around….
And the Mariner was the perfect choice….sleek, shiny and just gorgeous!
She’s a perfect fit….so soft, and yet so powerful at the same time.
One little wire transfer of $30,000 to the dealership and…….
VOILA! It’s Mine…..as usual.
I just adore those Versace sunglasses too – and considering how sunny and bright it is where I live, a Girl needs a pair (or 50) of gorgeous specs. =P
Oh and I also got most of the goodies from My recent shopping spree on Amazon. A few of My favorites:
I wanted a diamond bracelet, but I just abhor most diamond bracelets. I found this on Amazon and fell in love! They have had some gorgeous jewelry – I think I’ve almost cleaned them out! You can oggle the rest of My sparklies on the Goodies for Goddess page.
And I also got the new Macbook Air! This notebook is cuteness incarnate and aptly named – it’s light as a feather!
I haven’t got My new Mac desktop yet, but I did get the enormous $900 flatscreen monitor that goes with it:
And oh oh oh!!!!! Isn’t she ADORABLE?????
So I’m off to zip around in My new Mariner, visit some friends and enjoy the sunshine! You can sit at home and think about Me all day…..
Hehehe.
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“The question is” said Humpty Dumpty,
“Which is to be master – that’s all.”
Myspace and MORE MONEY!
To the cunt shoes who got My Myspace account deleted:
When you least expect it sweet tits…….
And in other news, I’m taking loads and loads of your dorky dough! You little losers have kept Me so busy in the last week or so, I haven’t even had time to write here! You’re loving My new videos aren’t you??
So…..I spent $2500 on My credit card that tiny sent!!! New spring clothes and shoes - I do LOVE to shop! tiny has stopped crying and started accepting his path of ETERNAL chastity. THANK FUCK! I was starting to get really really annoyed.
Got $1000 out of truebornVirginMaryDefiler……..hahahaha – you are sooooooooooooo easy you catholic dork! You’ll do anything I say! I especially love it when you start stuttering……….WHOO! I know it’s over then!
A newbie named docile24 came out of the woods with his slooooow dialup connection and sent $300 or so. Then he went out and bought a pack of Marlboro Menthol Lights and pretended he was My ashtray! He just loved the Ashtray Shopping Piggie recording so much!
I’m currently ignoring ginger until she answers My expensive question.
That cumwhipper guy stopped by again for a phone chat. I don’t know if you all have ever heard or seen about this fellow, but trust Me – it’s nasty, but damn does it make Me laugh and feel especially evil. The dorko whips his jizz up like a merengue and eats it. Yep, that’s his fetish. Sometimes he eats it with a bib and a baby spoon. And the most disturbing part of it is that he eats other men’s too!!! Yep, he’s tasted a couple of others.
And then when I suggested that I make him famous with a 30 Days of 30 Different Dude jizz whipping event, he declined on the note of safety!!! WAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA! AIDS???? You eat Parfait Cum Cups from strangers anyway??????? EEWWWWW!!!!!!!!
I’ll still get him to do it though……..because quite frankly I know he really wants to. Don’t ya???? Vroom vroom!!! Dremel in motion!
I now have 5 blackmail applications completely filled out and verified. jason, michael, don, steve r, steve b, and nathan – you best be hard at work. I intend to take so much, you’ll fucking wish you were never so stupid.
A Blizzard of Cash!!!
I was sooooo sleepy and relaxed after My bath last night, but something told Me to turn on the phone line – maybe the smell of bacon??? Fresh meat! A wallet to rape!
My instincts NEVER being wrong – within minutes I am hearing that sweet *ding* of ‘Account Credited’. How I do LOVE that sound…
Anyway, about an hour later, I’m $1,000 richer! Yeah for ME!!!!
How does She do it??? A Sorceress never reveals Her secrets!
Recent gifts I’ve received:
I’m out for now……but I expect that more gifts will be purchased……….since you all LOVE Me sooooooooooo much!
I’m like a chocolate covered cherry – only I’m poisonous…………..Meeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww
Goodies For Goddess
I’ve been quite neglectful in posting photos all of the lovely gifts I’ve received. I’m learning how to take photos with My $7,000 camera!!! =)
So, I’m posting a few photos of some items I’ve received here, until I can make a nice gallery for all of My little lovelies on My website.
Okay, that’s ALL I can do right this moment. These take so long to upload and post…..
Don’t forget, My sinful little toads – it’s still My Birth Month!!! That’s right – we’re still celebrating =)
Someone needs to buy Me the phone I have on My Wantlist – it has 2 extra recievers along with the main base and I need them as you boys keep Me on the phone until it dies everytime! Get it, got it? Good!
Greed is Good
One of My favorite speeches in a movie – ever.
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Got a pair of lovely shoes this evening from a new boy david. He just had a whole list of things he hoped I was. LOL.
And I think I scared the bejesus out of reuben when I asked him to light a match and burn himself….ROFL! Little did he know, I was TOTALLY fucking with him…..LOL….yes, ruby, burn those pubes off for Me, won’t you doll?
Meanwhile, tiny is beyond ADDICTED! All of you shameful little beasties should take his lead……….SPOIL ME ROTTEN! Actually, I’m already rotten *smirk*…..but you know what I say….
Good girls go to heaven…..
BAD GIRLS GO EVERYWHERE!
More birthday gifts need to be purchased bitches – get to it!
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....