Dear Goddess,
I get these kind of emails all the time, and for the most part I ignore them. For whatever reason I decided to reply to this one a moment ago and thought the result was amusing. =)
The email:
Dear Goddess,
I would like to serve you, but I’m afraid that I am not worthy or wealthy enough. You are the most amazing Dominant Woman I have ever laid eyes on. I see you take so much from your slaves and I’m afraid that I’d lose My entire savings to you. But I can’t stop looking at your site and your pictures. I’m obsessed with you. I’m at work right now, and I should be working but I can’t stop thinking about you. I don’t know what to do. Please tell me what to do.
My reply:
boy,
See if you can follow. I’ve made it really easy for your mushy little mind to comprehend.1. You don’t “lose” anything to Me – you simply give to Me what is rightfully Mine.
2. You’re definitely NOT worthy. Your life ONLY has purpose IF you become My slave and please Me in said coveted position.
3. You’re probably NOT wealthy enough to be of much interest to Me – however, I’ll thoroughly enjoy taking everything you’ve got and then some. And I will get whatever I want from you.
4. What you get to do is go into the bathroom at your office and piss on yourself. You may then return to you desk and send Me $500 for that privilege.
The result:
Oh yeah, I got $900 from My birdy today too. But that’s not ALL!!!!!
I also got another one of these from him:
I’ll put up the rest later…..I’m getting goodies delivered right now!!!
A Few of My Favorite Things!
Oh, Goddess looooooooooooves Her goodies! I’m just playing with everything I got when I was gone today! It’s so fun =P
I thought I’d share a few of My favorite items:
You can check out the rest of My Spoils on Le Goodies page. Well, actually I’ve only added half of them. There are tons more to take photos of yet =P
Am I PHENOMENAL or what?!!!
These gift certificates aren’t even counting the THOUSANDS of dollars of stuff My little birdy buys off Amazon directly. It’s hot, I know!!!! No – I’M HOT! And I don’t just mean sexxxxxy. I mean ACHINGLY GORGEOUS AND TRIUMPHANTLY BRILLIANT!
Yeah if I was you, I’d want to be Me too! The problem for you is this:
I am The Incomparable.
Copy every word I write…no seriously, DO IT! How about you just call your dusty Amazon wishlist a WANTlist or some other cute derivative of My Divine Vernacular?! I’m sure the boypigs will clear up those goodies in a blinding flash! HAHAHAHAHA! No! Try bleaching those brunette locks suicide blonde like Mine! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! They’ll love you, I promise! Oh, here’s a good one….take up HYPNOSIS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
No wait! I’ve got the perfect solution!
Get on your dirty cock-smoking knees and grovel like the rest of the WORLD!
P.S. The secret’s in the sauce!
UPDATE 3-30-08:
There is really only one thing to say about this…..
Whatever Thee Goddess Wants, Thee GODDESS GETS!
Nursemaids, mummy chickens and the perfect catch 22
I think I played more video games last week than I did in My entire childhood! I totally got sick again…..but it’s over.
Being out of commission and getting tributes and presents everyday makes it *almost* tolerable. That and having a little bell to ring when I want something.
slave was on vacation this week and he got to spend it being My nursemaid. Sure, I’m a brat. But when I’m under the weather, I am Damien from The Omen. Hahahahaha….I had him running around and doing so much that he literally passed out from exhaustion. After graciously letting him sleep for a few, I rang the bell loud as hell, woke him up and yelled at him to get out at 2am.
My house is immaculately clean now =) I had BOXES and BOXES stacked to the CEILING!!! My gifts strung out everywhere! My house looked like Amazon.com! Hahahaha!
And they are still coming! dodo keeps buying and tributing every day. Last week was $500 every day, a $1,100 Amazon gift card for the items he couldn’t buy, and today I woke up to another $1000. Isn’t life MY LIFE GRAND!
I also got another $1000 from zero. This Queen Bee addict tributed a long time ago and disappeared for awhile - had a Membersomenumber name – so I call him zero.
Psst….
psst….
hey zero….
Send 30 more of those thousand-dollar-drops….and don’t call Me until the 30 days is up.
I also made a phone call last week. Let’s just say it was a friendly reminder that ended in Me receiving an overnight envelope of $3000. I do love a perfect catch-22.
Mmmmm….
Anyway, now that I can finally speak again – I’m going to record some audio. I have a thousand painful ideas I must inflict upon you.
P.S. In the last month, lardbelly has eaten: dirt, alot of trashed food including a mummy chicken ROFLMAO!!!, department store flyers AND the contents of a petri dish (MY PERSONAL FUCKING FAVORITE! WHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!)
St. Valentine’s Day Massacre
Today, most of My boys got to bleed for Goddess in green…and red.
dodo sent another $1,000 and bought everything on My WANTlist once again. My entranced birdy has purchased $16,000 of goodies for Goddess in what, two weeks?
dedorko overnighted $2,000 cash and sent an AMAZING bouquet of exotic flowers that smell phenomenal. I must find out what they are – I have NEVER smelled flowers so divine in My life!
Other tributes for Aphrodite in the flesh:
zero – $1,000 (what a bizarre accompanying email…maybe I’ll post it tomorrow…)
hopeless – $650 (atrophy is what happens to it….HAHAHA)
lardbelly – $400 (tonight’s dumpster diving feast for porky: kitty litter GROSS PUKE!!!)
randomloser – $400
There were also seven $100 tributes from various boys – some I know, some I do not. I noticed. You’re simply not worth mentioning right now.
Also I’ve gone from a smothering fascination to blood lust. I bit david’s wrist until it bled. Little droplets of life. All Mine. His orgasm was instant. It was an extraordinarily powerful moment.
Then there were the thorns on the fragrant Angel face roses ( I do believe he must have asked the florist to leave them on, the little masochist) he brought Me…
His inner thighs look like a polka dot predator was on the loose. His penis cried.
It’s dodo’s fault really. All the gifts and the large daily tributes have aroused Me immensely.
I’m exhausted…..yet still, I thirst for more.
$3,000 and a cup o’ tea = perfect morning
randomloser and dedorko …….. $600 each.
hopeless …….. $800.
dodo …….. another $1,000!
Sitting in My silky kimono robe this morning, drinking a cup of Irish breakfast tea, laughing in delight….priceless.
Here’s a lovely little montage of dodo’s past week’s tributes:
Short and sweet
I woke up to $1,000 from dodo (pluck, pluck) and $500 from hopeless (shriiiveled)!
dodo has also been buying out My WANTlists so quickly that I don’t even know the $$$ amount it’s up to now…8-9 grand maybe??… and he’s also gone from sending $300 a day to $500 a day. So, the last two days I got another $1,000. =)
Does that make you feel even more inadequate than you already are? Thought so. Hahahahaha….
I got a bottle of stinky perfume from david1519. Yeah, Cashmere Mist stinks. Don’t buy it. How the hell DK would discontinue Chaos and make this putrid shit baffles Me.
I put a bunch of photos of My new goodies up.
Anyway, I’m playing with My new toys and relaxing.
That is all. Class dismissed.
Where, oh where did My WANTlists go!?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
No sooner than I’ve put more things on My Amazon, then here swoops in little dodo, buying EVERYTHING up yet again! Today he bought about $1300 of goodies for Goddess ($5,500 total) AND tributed another $800.
randomloser also showed back up and put his $900 where it rightfully belongs – in MY ACCOUNT.
I’ve also got something delicious in the works. Wait for it.
You see, you dance with the Devil and the Devil doesn’t change….
She changes you.
Dicklette slams, two new boys and FUCK am I HOT!
My studio is excellent! I did a shoot two nights ago and it was a blast. I still have to figure out how to use everything and then teach My friends and whatnot, but it’s fantastic and it’s finally DONE.
Here’s a wallpaper that was made from one of the pics. Download it, put it on your desktop and and stare for HOURS with Niteflirt open and send, send, SEND!
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I’ll put the whole photoset up soon. There’s like 20 ultra-devastating pics for your brains to get all mushed up and stupid over. =P
And hey cuntboys, it’s My Birthday on the 19th. One week away! I’ve been so busy I totally forgot about it! Imagine that, Me forgetting about something to capitalize on…Hahahaha.
I haven’t updated My Amazon WANTlist in awhile, as I mentioned before – but I think I’ll click around and put some goodies on it, get rid of old stuff…..yada, yada.
So, on the matter of slaves and rejects of nature…..
The mustang has freaking malaria. I’m rather upset that My Name isn’t on his will yet. I wonder if he will get better or DIE?? It would be unfortunate if I missed out giving him a death kick with thigh high boots on…I think I’m sad now.
Hahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!
fatcunt reported for doormat duty. I made him sit in a tub of freezing cold water while whispering My sweet nothings in his ear. I knew he was thirsty as hell, so after profusely begging Me to satiate his parched hole, I graciously allowed him to chug 16 ounces of yummy-licious contact lense solution! I hear it creates terrible bowel issues the next day. I do love to leave a lingering effect.
After freezing for quite awhile, manboobs-a-plenty got to take a scalding hot shower. Wow, I’ve heard some screams in My life, but goodness! Boy wonderless sounded like a dying rabbit! Hehehehe….
The grand finale was having him slam his lackthereof under the HEAVY toilet seat so many times I can’t remember. It would have only been more satisfying had I been slamming it Myself. You just can’t judge if they’re doing it right and HARD enough, you know…
Two new boys showed up on chat at the same time – that was a fun juggling act. I’m taking thousands ($3,100 to be exact) from one, but the other one shows up in the middle of it and I only got $300 from him. #2 also got Me a new bottle of Donna Karan Gold though, which was good, because My bottle’s almost gone. I still have the little purse parfums mustang got, but I like the spray better. Those little rollerball thingies have a sort of chemical smell, and I can’t tolerate it.
Yeah, I’d post “proof” (LOL, that term and the whole notion of it cracks Me up) but there are tattletales all over watching My every move, and it wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture. It’ll go in members only posts that you get the pleasure of paying out the ass to read.
And you thought only your faggot asses obsess over Me! Boys, girls…..My appeal knows no boundaries =P
Additionally, the other havoc I’ve been stirring up will also be in a members-only journal. There are a few things that need to be worked out before I make passwords available – but keep your pervy eyes open for it soon.
Now get your inadequate shell over to My WANTlist and buy Me birthday presents =)
$60,000 More For ME – a sweet ending to a fabulous year!
Helloooo boys….
If you’ve not been devotedly paying and/or suffering for Me, then you obviously weren’t privy to the fact that I’ve been travelling over the holidays. I popped into NYC to visit some friends, Chicago again, Michigan, I did a three day stint in Atlanta. I do love to travel, but fuck it can be tiring! I’m shooting for a relaxing week of nothing but pure pampering and hedonism in Aruba or maybe Mexico in January for My birthday or perhaps February. I have My travel agent checking out some kiss-your-ass-completely resorts. It’s the only way to go =P
And I believe the last time I wrote I was sick…lucky Me, some bacteria-carrying freak has passed their germs on to Me again and now I’ve got some sort of head cold. Ugh. I swear, every fucking time I leave the house and get into a herd of cattle, some fucking sicky gets near Me. I hate that. I probably picked it up Christmas shopping – OMG, insanity this year! The throngs of retards were thick, and I swore that I’d do all My shopping online, but I just waited too long and ended up having to get out in it. =(
The GREAT part was that I didn’t pay for a THING. Yes, this year’s Christmas purchases were all on tiny! I think the grand total ended up being close to $10,000 or so – I bought a few flat panel TVs, some PS3’s, an iphone, GPS nav…you know, techy expensive stuff. It was an awesome Christmas for all My friends and family =)
Oh yes, and let Me not forget to BRAG and BOAST like the rotten little Girl that I am! In addition to tiny fronting Christmas, the mustang FINALLY delivered on his HUGE, very cool tribute. Well, it was actually the company’s fault it took so long to get to Me, but whatever. So check it out:
You’re looking at $30,000 in gold coins. In case you aren’t aware, gold has been on the rise and hit it’s highest price-per-ounce since the 80’s in 2007. The forecast is that it’s going to DOUBLE in 2008. This tribute could potentially end up being $60,000! So, now I’ve got these shiny beauties sitting in a safety deposit box in the bank, waiting for the demand to drive the price up up up!
But that’s not all freakbabies – I couldn’t end this fabulous year without going out with a bang. I also got 25G’s from lardbelly! I made him SELL EVERTHING! Literally. He whined about not being as “rich” as tiny or the mustang, but wanted to SEND ME MORE. It then became My mission to downgrade his life and discover just how much juice One can pump from an impotent dork!
I made him take photos of EVERYTHING in his house. Then I made him make a list of every valuable item he owned. Televisions, cd players, tools, cars – you name it. Then with the list he made, and the inventory photos of every item in his house, I came up with a MUST SELL list.
I had him whip up flyers to hang about town. You know the kind with the little phone number tabs – hahahaha! I had rolypoly sign up for an account on every auction site out there. He sold his furniture, an old broken-down muscle car sitting in the garage – I even had him sell family heirlooms and his dead mom’s old gold jewelry!
All in all, the total for months and months of selling this pigfuck’s crap came to $25,650. The french-fry gobbling blob o’ cellulite counted it out into stacks of various denominations and amounts and paper-clipped them! It looked like granny’s secret mattress stash when it got here! I sprayed so much Lysol on it that My living room looked like a mushroom cloud had exploded!! HAHAHAHA!!!
I’ve also gotten quite a few lesser tributes since I posted last – I’ll write about them later. This post is already a freaking novel.
Also, My Decadent Diary has been permanently moved here. This means update your bookmarks, as I won’t be posting to Livejournal anymore.
My exploits can now be read here: www.decadent-goddess.com/journal
My new journal also combines My Private Diary for members only! Members-only entries are password protected. I’ll give instructions soon enough on how to join and get your password in a few days or so.
Last, but not least, My Website is now LIVE! The members area is still being worked on, but the public area is up and running. Enjoy your descent into Decadence….
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....