“Accidental” Public Ballbusting!
Remember roastbeef? Well I went out last night and there’s beefy standing against the wall of the club I’m walking into. She totally tried to hide her face when I came strutting up, which I found rather amusing – but not as amusing as her idiotic dentist hubby coming up to Me later in the evening profusely apologizing for the “incident” and repeating like a broken record how beautiful I was. I kept berating him over and over, attempting to remove the fucker from My sphere……obviously he’s a dental doormat, because he just stayed there…..gross!
Ladies, if you ever find yourself in a public situation wherein some putrid fuckforbrains is hovering in your space, do as I do. I call it the “accidental ball bash”. Cross your legs, mark your target, and very quickly UNCROSS them dramatically – kicking your target in his cajones with all of your might. Pretending it was an “accident” is to assure that YOU do not get kicked out of where ever you might be. And it’s fun to mix up the idiot’s brain signals by looking like you are innocent, but giggling because you meant it!
Yeah, I smashed his tiny balls as hard as I could. I was in quite the mood last night without some dumbass in My face yammering away. He buckled in pain, spilled his drink all over himself and I swear I saw tears come to his eyes…hehehehe. Needless to say, he learned very quickly to avoid invading My space.
I was wearing just the boots for a ball-bashing too! These particular boots are so badass – black mid-calf army style with buckles. They are super comfy and I love wearing them but I’m really pleased I got to USE them!
I love kicking boys between the legs. Always have since ye olde days on the playground. Indeed, I love causing men phallic pain of any kind, but a swift kick to the nuts is hilarious to Me – especially when they aren’t expecting it!
I just shot out of bed too early! EEK! I need to go lie down again……I’m soooo sleepy still! I didn’t even get a chance to put on My jammies before I slid under the sheets last night, so I’m still in My clothes from last night. Scratch that – just the shirt actually, and panties. Pervert!
It doesn’t get any sexier than this at 6 o’clock in the morning fools!
My friend got Me this cute little tee as a present recently – she fondly calls Me the “Glittery Widow”……..hmmm, wonder what that’s a take on? Hehehehehe…….
Reading My journal again, you little addict?
It’s because you’re a dickless loser who needs to be locked in a closet for eternity!!
You only WISH it had been you that I kicked in the nuts last night….
I'll just strip your manhood and dignity away by bashing your wallet!
UPDATE: dedorko, truebornsinner, lardbelly, random loser and hopeless idiot cashtrated themselves for Thee Queen Bee today! A cool grand for Me while I was sleeping! Suckerrrrrsssss =P
UPDATE NUMERO DOS: Make that $1600! 3 more beta bungholes ponied up their pennies…..Member #0 (yeah, you’re a big zero - I’m not typing out that loooooong #), nathan, and another little fuckerbee that I’m calling kickmeplease. I SWEAR this nothing sounds JUST like this boy I used to torment in school! Is it destiny??? Has some little boy I picked on when I was like 10 returned full circle to spend his remaining days exactly where he’s ALWAYS belonged??!! Under My HEELS!!!!!! I was on the phone for like 5 minutes with this one…said a few things……….heard him whimper and then click! Hahahahahaha…….I think I scared him shitless. Awwww……you’ll call back. You all do. Once I get in your little brains…….you’re sweetly fucked for life.
Like david1519…another one who’s tried to “be a good boy and stay away”. This little Queen Bee addict confessed last night that he can’t even get it up for his girlfriend anymore….the only way the weak, impotent fool can muster a stiffy is when he’s DREAMING about ME laughing at his sorry ass! It’s all in the grand design…..
And zombiedrone molojono is like a fishy dangling from My Hypnotic Hook. I don’t have to do anything but THINK about him to reel him in, I’ve implanted My Being so deep into his brain. I took another $800 from him last night, while I made him into My human See and Say! I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in months! This fucker is like a walking safari – the best animal sounds I’ve ever conjured! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
I COMMAND, I GET – $7,000 SHOPPING SPREE!!!
I’ve got the mustang so tied up in the brain and twisted around My little pinky!!!!!!!!!! I’ve had him on a shopping-for-Goddess trip all week long and I kept him awake ALL last night and made him buy EVERYTHING last thing off My expensive “ponyboy-only” WANTlist!!!!!!
I also forced him strip naked outside of the house where his soon-to-be ex-wife was sleeping and do whacko nudie jumping jacks and like 60 old-fart pushups – each time he went down, he HAD TO KISS MY GROUND. Then he got the privilege to run back inside and buy something else for Me……
Soooooooo……….although I don’t usually write about My scores until they come in – I’m just too excited not too!!!
The Queen Bee Of The Universe is getting:
Bose Lifestyle 28 Series III CD and DVD Player Surround Sound System – $1,999.00 (probably more $$$ with shipping, taxes, and installation!)
32″ Class BRAVIA® XBR-series LCD Flat Panel HDTV – $1,599.00 (and a $249.00 5-year service plan)
Fender Artist Series Eric Clapton Stratocaster Guitar – $1,499.00
New boots (two pair that already came in!), more jewelry, software……and LOADS of other stuff I WANT!!!
My little broken mustang is so obedient, so fucked and soooooooooooooooo MINE! A very good boy for Master………especially when the little shit leaves his (ex) wife as I have COMMANDED.
Oh and here are two KTV purses that ponyboy bought – I really only wanted the black one, but My exceptionally good little fucker thought I might one another in pink! Thoughtful, no?
Oh fuckers………..if you only knew what was inside this already! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Pink chrome……..it’s a little “ghetto-fabulous” but I can work anything into what I want =P
AND, here are the new boots that he just got – this little pony knows his Master does NOT like to wait and orders most everything with overnight and/or expedited shipping!
These are so gypsy! I love embroidered leather boots!!!!!
AND THESE HAVE ALREADY KNOCKED MY OTHER FAVE “GIRLS” out of the #1 spot in My black icy Heart! I FUCKING ADOOOOOOOOOOOORE these Doc Martens!!!!!!! These are ball-smashing, envy-inspiring, cutesy bitch boots in pink and I ABSOLUTELY LOOOOOOOOVE THEM!!!
I’ve STILL got a whole LIST of cashola and humilation and suppressing of pigboys that’s gone on lately that I should write about…… but as they say………..
Good girls keep diaries, and BAD GIRLS just don’t have the time!
$50,000 IN THE BANK!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO GETS IT BITCHES?????? WHO DRIVES YOU NUTTY???????? WHO TAKES IT ALL WITHOUT MERCY????????????????
ME!I just got an email from tiny – checked My bank account and GUESS WHAT’S SITTING IN THERE???!!!!!!!!MY $50,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MINE!!! MINE!! MIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!
EAT THAT UP BABIES!!!!
I AM SUPREME.
Absence Makes My Piggy Bank Grow BIGGER ( and tiny’s weeny smaller!!! )
I’ve been purposefully neglecting that certain little piece of coal for awhile…..yes, berry-bashing boy o’ eternal chastity and TOTAL DENIAL…. tiny.
I thought it especially cruel to simply ignore him for awhile, while he’s sent Me LITERALLY 30-50 emails a day. A little excerpt I find particularly amusing and WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!:
Oh Holy Sadistic Genius Goddess of Exceptionally Cruel Beauty,my ding-ding has shriveled up to a mere 3 inches inside this Pink tube. i wonder if You’ll ever let me out? i know you won’t EVER. what am i saying? i don’t want out. Yours forever. i am getting Your $50,000. i was approved and it should be in by next week.please don’t ignore me anymore…i don’t think i can survive it. i love you so much it hurts. i’ve cried so much in the last few weeks, staring at Your beautiful face. i love you forever.Did ya read that right babies??!!
$50,000
Mmmm….I’m super-charged like a freakin’ Hitachi Wand!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Told you fuckers I’d get it – Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m just sooooooo good. Mmmmnnn….
Buzz!
Soooooooo much to update! I’ve been a very mean and greedy albeit relaxed Queen Bee lately…….something about Spring just makes Me feel all motivated to make you little fucker bees to produce MORE honey (read: money) for My Hive!
I finally got My new $2000 Sony Vaio laptop and accessories! I’m actually on it right now, because My usual computer took some sort of death dive. It’s not completely kaput, else I would have had to choke someone to death (david, you incompetent shit!) The lapttop is killer though and Windows Vista is gorgeous! What I love the most though is that now I can kick up My heels when I fuck with your pansy asses!
So what else have I scored since My HUGE $10,000 from the mustang? LOTS, of course…. I also got over $1000 in boots from the silly little bootlicker! If I haven’t made it very clear – I fucking love boots…..I was wearing knee high boots even when there was a dry spell in the fashion world and none were to be found. I’d go scope out the vintage shoppes and find sexy boots from the 60’s and 70’s waiting to be resurrected on the gorgeous feet and legs of a hot Bitch from Ohio. I’ve got it bad for boots…..mmmm-mmmnn. I must admit, I adore shoes beyond belief too. Hence why all of My beauties have a closet of their own – although in a few months, I’m going need a whole room for all the new ones I’m going to make sluts like you buy Me! Move over Imelda Marcus, there’s a new Shoe Girl in town!
I’ve also got over $500 in makeup and hair stuff from the adoring little pony boy as well. A fine example of a slave (and something you little dickjerkers should pay attention to!): I wanted 3 things from Sephora – instead I got 20!!! Why? Because the broken pony asks his Goddess if more would be better! MORE is always better dummies! So I got 5 Bare Minerals foundations, 5 BM mineral veils and 10 Frederick Fekkai glossing creams! I love being stocked up on the products and things I use often – it’s another thing I don’t have to think about – and I can focus more on delicious and destructive torments for you maggots! Hahahahahaha! Oh and have I got some things in mind – be afraid, be VERY afraid.
And to top it off, the mustang was ordered to buy Me two new BEAUTIFUL guitars totalling about $1000 AND the new LG ENV cell phone with a service package! This phone is so cool – it opens up like a little computer – I saw someone using it and commandeered it from them – just loved it – so I decided I MUST have it too! I love high tech toys!
Oh yeah, did I also mention that I had him open up an account with $5,000 in it too? I think I did, but I just thought I’d reiterate how PERFECTLY AMAZING I am!!! Let’s see – about 4 months on the Internet and I’m the Reigning Queen of Financial Fucking with over $75,000 in cash and gifts raped out of your twisted little brains. At this rate, I’ll beat what I initially predicted I’d take. And to think, all of those other little babies gotta work so hard for their money! Awww……..I’m crying a fucking river. May all those not sending all their money to Me drown in it.
I spent so much time churning the mustang’s brain into My own personal brand of butter, that all of you other dickless wonders started emailing and IMing Me by the 100’s everyday with frantic love pleas and pathetic whining – begging for more of My time and attention. Addiction’s a Bitch, isn’t She?!
So the rivalry continues as the mustang takes off again to Africa….here comes tiny with his little shriveled berries in tow professing his love for Me over and over. I already know you all can’t help but love Me, but what have you DONE for Me lately? So, that miniscule, emasculated piece of coal has one task set forth by the TaskMistress Herself – get a loan for $50,000 and give it all to Me. And you little fucks can bet your ass that I WILL get it. Because I do get everything I want. And I accept nothing less.
Case in point – I recently dismissed the drunken retard norsesub from My Presence. The little fucker decided to tell Me no. I do hope no one wastes their time with this brokeass drunken fuckstick. Not even worth My week old cigarette butts…….
Some others bought Me gifts too, but I can’t remember all of you right now. I do know that at last tally there was over $17,800 of stuff purchased for Me from My WANTlists. Pictures of all My goodies will be coming as soon as My other computer is fixed up! I don’t just say that boys buy Me whatever I want – they BUY Me WHATEVER I WANT! And if you feel as if you cannot do that – bye bye beeotch, The Divine I has NO use for you!
Oh, I totally forgot I made the mustang get Me over $800 in photography equipment too! You want to talk about financial raping bitches??!!! I’ve taken more from this slave boy in a few months than most of you make in a year! Not to mention, this is what all of you freakjobs have been waiting for haven’t you? Photosets galore! And you’ve already seen how creative I am – just wait. I know I can’t!
On another creative note, not that I need your help in the slightest, but I’m gearing up to do a new round of recordings and I want to get some freaky ideas from the freakbabies themselves. So, if there’s something you’d just DIE (or pay alot for) to hear come out of My mouth, leave a comment and BE SPECIFIC! That’s the opposite of vague, numbnuts.
There’s more to tell and brag about, but it’s time to put naked skin against Egyptian cotton and retreat to The Hive.
Until tomorrow, My little fucker bees….
Into The Light
The Flame is consuming one little moth after another. The moths cannot resist the powerful Blaze – they see the reality of Her Heat and must fly closer. For Her to even singe their wings is more that they could hope for in a lifetime of meaningless motions in the drab worlds in which they live.
don juan dedorko – $3000 ( wouldn’t Lisa love to know???!!! HAHAHAHA!!! )
steve r – $1200 ( you’re wearing them ALL day sissypants, and I WILL know if you don’t! )
jason – $750 ( stop crying you little bitch! )
nathan – $600 ( you’re too easy )
steve b – $400 ( report on the loan status cunt )
lardbelly – $400 ( hey fatty, I promise you, YOU’LL LOVE THE FAME!!! )
jase131 – $340 ( buy it and fill it out so I can really fuck with you snorty )
lovetofeedyourgreed – $250 ( it won’t be the most you’ve given after I’m done with you )
yellowbelly – $160 ( your photos smell like mothballs or patchouli, I can’t tell which – but you do look like a loser – send MORE! )
christian r – $100 ( you just give and don’t bug Me – I like that )
And the mustang (or is it the shadow??? Hahaha!!!) is on a buying frenzy. This is the $500 digital piano I just got delivered:
I will be treating you aching, masochistic little moths to My presence on the phone tonight. Fill up your accounts, get on your knees and come into the Light.
10G’s For GODDESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who’s the Greatest, Most Magnificent, Divine, Gorgeous, Intelligent, Deviant and Devilish WOMAN in the World?????????
MOI! ME! MYSELF! I!
This is what I got in the mail today bitches – count and weep! Worship and envy My greed and power. I don’t just SAY I get what I want…..
I GET WHAT I WANT!
Mmmmm……..there were boots too……….the smell of leather and cash. An erotic cocktail of My FAVORITE THINGS!!!!!
My little mustang is broken. He is in love. He is devoted. He IS MINE! ALL MINE!
What have you other bitches done for Me lately???? Hahahahaahahahaa!!! I don’t expect your whining and crying about how you don’t have this much either! You’ll find a way. Sell your crap. Get a loan. Beg and borrow………just get it!!!
Don’t even think I’m satiated……….I AM THE INSATIABLE. This is like great sex………….I ONLY WANT MORE!!!! MORE MORE MORE!!!!
Terrifying isn’t it? Hahahaahahaahahaahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mmmmmmmmm………..the smell. The sweet, sweet smell. I’m going shopping and I’m going to celebrate tonight!
Send Me your souls while I’m gone……
ANGRY GODDESS = BIG MOULA!!!
Oh you little pigs are too much! Hell Hath No Fury and YOU LOVE IT!
tiny – $1600
lardbelly – $500
truebornsinner – $350
AND david’s worked his little attorney self into a cute fury with sissyburns’ little threat. Gosh, didn’t I inform you loser idiots that one of My RT slaves is an attorney?
OOPS! It MUST have slipped My mind!
sissyburns, your gameface is transparent. Admit your wrongs. Beg for forgiveness. Ask Me how you can resolve this in that civil manner you’re so fond of.
I *might* listen.
Hahahahaahaha!
What’s better than fucking with your head and wallet directly?
Having some anonymous loser send Me $700 before beddy-bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m glad you didn’t pipe up chickenshit – I would have told you how much I fucking hate you anyway! Hhahahhahahaaha!!!
I’m too fantastic, aren’t I?
So let’s see, that makes today’s whopping total $1,700!!!
$400 from that annoying eric who says he needs discipline, but I think he just needs to gag on a huge cock.
$250 from the expensive question that ginger answered.
$300 or so from cumwhipper – that jizzolicious whipping boy. I saw the freak show tonight kids – it weren’t pretty at all!! This drizzlechin is right up there with lardbelly, only a shit sandwich is far more disgusting than creamed up dumbjuice in a baby jar.
Hold on………did I just say that????????
You bitches are freaks of the highest order, and it’s no wonder you’ve got no girlfriend/wife or hide your wierd debauchery from them. THEY’D DUMP YOUR ASS! Like I will, as soon as the dough doesn’t flow.
68 Wanted items purchased – it’s not ENOUGH!!! Go buy Me presents off My WANTlist – it’s all you’re good for.
I WANT:
adidas Women’s Megabounce+ Running Shoe,Running White/Mt Sil/Pink,9 M
I’m running again this spring. Gotta keep the legs nice and strong so I can kick you little fucksticks in the nuts, don’t I?!!
Buy them from Adorn My Lovely Feet list
Sharp R-230KK 800-Watt 4/5-Cubic-Foot Compact Microwave, Black
BUY IT HERE
The one that I made billy d get Me is too high for My cupboards. I need a mini. Now.
International Silver 11 Pc Round Wall Votive Lighting
I want this for My bathroom – you wanking cheap voyeurs know how much I love a candlelit bubblebath….
Buy it from the Temple Decor list.
Bose Lifestyle 28 Series III DVD Home Entertainment System – Black
Yeah, that’s right. It’s $2,000. Believe Me, it’s better spent on Me than you. But you knew that already didn’t you?
I’ll make it nice and easy for all of you retards out there:
Fuck you all very much.
Myspace and MORE MONEY!
To the cunt shoes who got My Myspace account deleted:
When you least expect it sweet tits…….
And in other news, I’m taking loads and loads of your dorky dough! You little losers have kept Me so busy in the last week or so, I haven’t even had time to write here! You’re loving My new videos aren’t you??
So…..I spent $2500 on My credit card that tiny sent!!! New spring clothes and shoes - I do LOVE to shop! tiny has stopped crying and started accepting his path of ETERNAL chastity. THANK FUCK! I was starting to get really really annoyed.
Got $1000 out of truebornVirginMaryDefiler……..hahahaha – you are sooooooooooooo easy you catholic dork! You’ll do anything I say! I especially love it when you start stuttering……….WHOO! I know it’s over then!
A newbie named docile24 came out of the woods with his slooooow dialup connection and sent $300 or so. Then he went out and bought a pack of Marlboro Menthol Lights and pretended he was My ashtray! He just loved the Ashtray Shopping Piggie recording so much!
I’m currently ignoring ginger until she answers My expensive question.
That cumwhipper guy stopped by again for a phone chat. I don’t know if you all have ever heard or seen about this fellow, but trust Me – it’s nasty, but damn does it make Me laugh and feel especially evil. The dorko whips his jizz up like a merengue and eats it. Yep, that’s his fetish. Sometimes he eats it with a bib and a baby spoon. And the most disturbing part of it is that he eats other men’s too!!! Yep, he’s tasted a couple of others.
And then when I suggested that I make him famous with a 30 Days of 30 Different Dude jizz whipping event, he declined on the note of safety!!! WAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA! AIDS???? You eat Parfait Cum Cups from strangers anyway??????? EEWWWWW!!!!!!!!
I’ll still get him to do it though……..because quite frankly I know he really wants to. Don’t ya???? Vroom vroom!!! Dremel in motion!
I now have 5 blackmail applications completely filled out and verified. jason, michael, don, steve r, steve b, and nathan – you best be hard at work. I intend to take so much, you’ll fucking wish you were never so stupid.
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....