Home is where I break your heart….
A dose of DG….finally! I bet your little skintag is just pulsing to the extreme isn’t it! I imagine it’s like a little worm, all dirty and ready to be dissected for Science. But go ahead now, you all may all prick your bitty dangles with a bunch of pink head straight pins in honor of My Divine Return! Take a picture, send it to Me….hell send it to your mother, wife and priest too. I’m sure they’ll ALL enjoy the freakshow.
Sooooooooo………My vacation was subliiiiiiime. I’m officially THE Mexican National Symbol of Beauty. I was literally WORSHIPPED by thousands of those little mexis. I could have foregone flying home, opting instead for being carried on the shoulders of the tiny Mayans, as a true Goddess should travel.
And treated like a true Goddess, I was….My Amazonian Blonde Beauty stunned them ALL into submission. I had this preconceived notion that Latino boys were chock full of meaningless machisimo – well, obviously not in My Presence. No need to demand anything anywhere - EVERYTHING I wanted was just there.Some highlights of My trip:
- Had a supremely beautiful snorkeling trip…..lots of magnificent sea creatures – much like Myself. =)
- I went scuba diving for the first time! It was amazing! I so should have done this sooner – I’m a total mermaid! =P However, I’ve discovered that Mexico is one of the most difficult places to dive, as the ocean has a very powerful undercurrent. But, I did it, and it was fabulous!
- Visited Chichen-Itza – completely awe-inspiring. Was supremely pissed that they do not allow you to walk up the main temple anymore. I was rather looking forward to that.
- Had the most amazing massage of My Life overlooking the beach. Tipped the masseuse $300. (P.S. That used to be your money HAHA!)
For the most part I soaked up the sunshine. Gawd, do I have a beautiful sunkissed glowing tan now! Even My tanlines turn Me on, which I usually hate, but fuckYum! Everything’s delicious on Me!
Oh, I also came home to $5000+ in tributes and I’ve gotten $6000+ in Amazon GC’s. ¡Excelente! See, that’s the way to “work”! It’s all in the way you churn their bitty brains….chop and mush…implant and trigger….
As you can see, dodo missed Me lots.
Some new junky. Realizes this is pitiful quite quickly.
Resolves his ridiculous attempt with this! Redeems pigself slightly – now it’s time to empty his bank accounts.
Yes, I intend to drain him completely. A bloodletting on My homecoming….SUBLIME.
Oh yes, and when I got home, My house was FILLED to the ceiling with GIFTS! You have no idea what hard work it is getting presents….Hahahaaha!
It’s a good thing I have boys to open them, break down the boxes and take them to the recycling center. They, of course know that I detest coming home to a mess. My slaves watched My kitty, opened My packages for Me when I was away, assembled things that needed assembled and though My place was full of new goodies for Goddess - it was sparkling clean. So nice to come home to. They really did a lovely job.
And for all of their efforts, they were rewarded. Oh, you can ONLY imagine…..HAHAHAHA Eat, drink and be humiliated THOROUGHLY!
Such dirty little mouths now.
So, I’ll have the phone on tonight I think. I’m ready to inflict.
Are you ready to receive………………..?
Slave Serials
I absolutely crack up when I make those little animations of you fuckers! I’m going to start calling them the “slave serials”. This week’s 2 installations feature the hilarious trashgobbling midget kevin! kevypoo is down with the The Queen Bee epidemic and MUST COMPLY with everything I tell him to do…….
LET THE NIPPLES BURN! (And the ash hole swallow!)
midget has no idea why Goddess has made him take off a shirt and hold a lighter up for many minutes. Behold the confusion.
midget looks closer to the screen to see that Goddess has instructed him to “Burn your nipples with the hot metal, faggot!” Behold the hilarious wincing of excruciating pain!
midget is made to fire up the torture device again and is terrified now. Anticipation is hell. Behold the nervous eye twitch!
midget has begged “pleease noo!”, but Goddess could care less. “Burn the other one, and make sure you hold it there for a LONG time.” Behold the breakdance of love.
midget must now snuff the ciggy he wasn’t supposed to smoke in the first place out on his floor scrubber. Behold the smoke choke.
midget thought he was getting steak for dindin but realizes the only thing his mouth deserves are nasty butts and ashes. Behold the look of Yum!
SOCK IT TO YA SLAVES
A filthy sock. A naked gay guy and some Aussie shampoo. Whatever could be going on here?
Rock ‘em, sock ‘em up the ass!
Shampoo for lube makes it slide in fast!
Smile for your audience, kevypoo! I know you’ve been reading My Diary like a junky and now you’re a STAR! I’ve got about $1000 or so from this trashgobbler thus far.
And some anon fuckstick sent Me $500 =) I could have done without the letter dumdum, but good to know you’re as lovestruck and stupid as the rest of them!
Cash in the mail floats My boat to China, so send Me alot:
Decadent Enterprises
PO Box 412
Lksd/Mrblhd, Oh
43440
I also finally got this adorable little fairy bottle I had brokenmustang order awhile ago! It’s the cutest!
And some lovely and very delicious smelling flowers were delivered to Me today! I’m not quite sure who they are from, but I have an idea. (edit: florals from My beastie mustang)
They really look about 1,000 times better than this pic……..and OMG, they smell amazing! Almost as amazing as I do…..mmmmmmmmnnn…
I haven’t really been shopping online too much lately, but I’m going to get on Amazon tonight and add some goodies to My WANTlist.
You know what to do to make Me smile, freakbabies! Buy buy buy! Feed the endless greed!
I’ll also be taking calls tonight…poor you! Hahahaha!!!!!!
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....