Home is where I break your heart….
A dose of DG….finally! I bet your little skintag is just pulsing to the extreme isn’t it! I imagine it’s like a little worm, all dirty and ready to be dissected for Science. But go ahead now, you all may all prick your bitty dangles with a bunch of pink head straight pins in honor of My Divine Return! Take a picture, send it to Me….hell send it to your mother, wife and priest too. I’m sure they’ll ALL enjoy the freakshow.
Sooooooooo………My vacation was subliiiiiiime. I’m officially THE Mexican National Symbol of Beauty. I was literally WORSHIPPED by thousands of those little mexis. I could have foregone flying home, opting instead for being carried on the shoulders of the tiny Mayans, as a true Goddess should travel.
And treated like a true Goddess, I was….My Amazonian Blonde Beauty stunned them ALL into submission. I had this preconceived notion that Latino boys were chock full of meaningless machisimo – well, obviously not in My Presence. No need to demand anything anywhere - EVERYTHING I wanted was just there.Some highlights of My trip:
- Had a supremely beautiful snorkeling trip…..lots of magnificent sea creatures – much like Myself. =)
- I went scuba diving for the first time! It was amazing! I so should have done this sooner – I’m a total mermaid! =P However, I’ve discovered that Mexico is one of the most difficult places to dive, as the ocean has a very powerful undercurrent. But, I did it, and it was fabulous!
- Visited Chichen-Itza – completely awe-inspiring. Was supremely pissed that they do not allow you to walk up the main temple anymore. I was rather looking forward to that.
- Had the most amazing massage of My Life overlooking the beach. Tipped the masseuse $300. (P.S. That used to be your money HAHA!)
For the most part I soaked up the sunshine. Gawd, do I have a beautiful sunkissed glowing tan now! Even My tanlines turn Me on, which I usually hate, but fuckYum! Everything’s delicious on Me!
Oh, I also came home to $5000+ in tributes and I’ve gotten $6000+ in Amazon GC’s. ¡Excelente! See, that’s the way to “work”! It’s all in the way you churn their bitty brains….chop and mush…implant and trigger….
As you can see, dodo missed Me lots.
Some new junky. Realizes this is pitiful quite quickly.
Resolves his ridiculous attempt with this! Redeems pigself slightly – now it’s time to empty his bank accounts.
Yes, I intend to drain him completely. A bloodletting on My homecoming….SUBLIME.
Oh yes, and when I got home, My house was FILLED to the ceiling with GIFTS! You have no idea what hard work it is getting presents….Hahahaaha!
It’s a good thing I have boys to open them, break down the boxes and take them to the recycling center. They, of course know that I detest coming home to a mess. My slaves watched My kitty, opened My packages for Me when I was away, assembled things that needed assembled and though My place was full of new goodies for Goddess - it was sparkling clean. So nice to come home to. They really did a lovely job.
And for all of their efforts, they were rewarded. Oh, you can ONLY imagine…..HAHAHAHA Eat, drink and be humiliated THOROUGHLY!
Such dirty little mouths now.
So, I’ll have the phone on tonight I think. I’m ready to inflict.
Are you ready to receive………………..?
Dicklette slams, two new boys and FUCK am I HOT!
My studio is excellent! I did a shoot two nights ago and it was a blast. I still have to figure out how to use everything and then teach My friends and whatnot, but it’s fantastic and it’s finally DONE.
Here’s a wallpaper that was made from one of the pics. Download it, put it on your desktop and and stare for HOURS with Niteflirt open and send, send, SEND!
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I’ll put the whole photoset up soon. There’s like 20 ultra-devastating pics for your brains to get all mushed up and stupid over. =P
And hey cuntboys, it’s My Birthday on the 19th. One week away! I’ve been so busy I totally forgot about it! Imagine that, Me forgetting about something to capitalize on…Hahahaha.
I haven’t updated My Amazon WANTlist in awhile, as I mentioned before – but I think I’ll click around and put some goodies on it, get rid of old stuff…..yada, yada.
So, on the matter of slaves and rejects of nature…..
The mustang has freaking malaria. I’m rather upset that My Name isn’t on his will yet. I wonder if he will get better or DIE?? It would be unfortunate if I missed out giving him a death kick with thigh high boots on…I think I’m sad now.
Hahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!
fatcunt reported for doormat duty. I made him sit in a tub of freezing cold water while whispering My sweet nothings in his ear. I knew he was thirsty as hell, so after profusely begging Me to satiate his parched hole, I graciously allowed him to chug 16 ounces of yummy-licious contact lense solution! I hear it creates terrible bowel issues the next day. I do love to leave a lingering effect.
After freezing for quite awhile, manboobs-a-plenty got to take a scalding hot shower. Wow, I’ve heard some screams in My life, but goodness! Boy wonderless sounded like a dying rabbit! Hehehehe….
The grand finale was having him slam his lackthereof under the HEAVY toilet seat so many times I can’t remember. It would have only been more satisfying had I been slamming it Myself. You just can’t judge if they’re doing it right and HARD enough, you know…
Two new boys showed up on chat at the same time – that was a fun juggling act. I’m taking thousands ($3,100 to be exact) from one, but the other one shows up in the middle of it and I only got $300 from him. #2 also got Me a new bottle of Donna Karan Gold though, which was good, because My bottle’s almost gone. I still have the little purse parfums mustang got, but I like the spray better. Those little rollerball thingies have a sort of chemical smell, and I can’t tolerate it.
Yeah, I’d post “proof” (LOL, that term and the whole notion of it cracks Me up) but there are tattletales all over watching My every move, and it wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture. It’ll go in members only posts that you get the pleasure of paying out the ass to read.
And you thought only your faggot asses obsess over Me! Boys, girls…..My appeal knows no boundaries =P
Additionally, the other havoc I’ve been stirring up will also be in a members-only journal. There are a few things that need to be worked out before I make passwords available – but keep your pervy eyes open for it soon.
Now get your inadequate shell over to My WANTlist and buy Me birthday presents =)
“Accidental” Public Ballbusting!
Remember roastbeef? Well I went out last night and there’s beefy standing against the wall of the club I’m walking into. She totally tried to hide her face when I came strutting up, which I found rather amusing – but not as amusing as her idiotic dentist hubby coming up to Me later in the evening profusely apologizing for the “incident” and repeating like a broken record how beautiful I was. I kept berating him over and over, attempting to remove the fucker from My sphere……obviously he’s a dental doormat, because he just stayed there…..gross!
Ladies, if you ever find yourself in a public situation wherein some putrid fuckforbrains is hovering in your space, do as I do. I call it the “accidental ball bash”. Cross your legs, mark your target, and very quickly UNCROSS them dramatically – kicking your target in his cajones with all of your might. Pretending it was an “accident” is to assure that YOU do not get kicked out of where ever you might be. And it’s fun to mix up the idiot’s brain signals by looking like you are innocent, but giggling because you meant it!
Yeah, I smashed his tiny balls as hard as I could. I was in quite the mood last night without some dumbass in My face yammering away. He buckled in pain, spilled his drink all over himself and I swear I saw tears come to his eyes…hehehehe. Needless to say, he learned very quickly to avoid invading My space.
I was wearing just the boots for a ball-bashing too! These particular boots are so badass – black mid-calf army style with buckles. They are super comfy and I love wearing them but I’m really pleased I got to USE them!
I love kicking boys between the legs. Always have since ye olde days on the playground. Indeed, I love causing men phallic pain of any kind, but a swift kick to the nuts is hilarious to Me – especially when they aren’t expecting it!
I just shot out of bed too early! EEK! I need to go lie down again……I’m soooo sleepy still! I didn’t even get a chance to put on My jammies before I slid under the sheets last night, so I’m still in My clothes from last night. Scratch that – just the shirt actually, and panties. Pervert!
It doesn’t get any sexier than this at 6 o’clock in the morning fools!
My friend got Me this cute little tee as a present recently – she fondly calls Me the “Glittery Widow”……..hmmm, wonder what that’s a take on? Hehehehehe…….
Reading My journal again, you little addict?
It’s because you’re a dickless loser who needs to be locked in a closet for eternity!!
You only WISH it had been you that I kicked in the nuts last night….
I'll just strip your manhood and dignity away by bashing your wallet!
UPDATE: dedorko, truebornsinner, lardbelly, random loser and hopeless idiot cashtrated themselves for Thee Queen Bee today! A cool grand for Me while I was sleeping! Suckerrrrrsssss =P
UPDATE NUMERO DOS: Make that $1600! 3 more beta bungholes ponied up their pennies…..Member #0 (yeah, you’re a big zero - I’m not typing out that loooooong #), nathan, and another little fuckerbee that I’m calling kickmeplease. I SWEAR this nothing sounds JUST like this boy I used to torment in school! Is it destiny??? Has some little boy I picked on when I was like 10 returned full circle to spend his remaining days exactly where he’s ALWAYS belonged??!! Under My HEELS!!!!!! I was on the phone for like 5 minutes with this one…said a few things……….heard him whimper and then click! Hahahahahaha…….I think I scared him shitless. Awwww……you’ll call back. You all do. Once I get in your little brains…….you’re sweetly fucked for life.
Like david1519…another one who’s tried to “be a good boy and stay away”. This little Queen Bee addict confessed last night that he can’t even get it up for his girlfriend anymore….the only way the weak, impotent fool can muster a stiffy is when he’s DREAMING about ME laughing at his sorry ass! It’s all in the grand design…..
And zombiedrone molojono is like a fishy dangling from My Hypnotic Hook. I don’t have to do anything but THINK about him to reel him in, I’ve implanted My Being so deep into his brain. I took another $800 from him last night, while I made him into My human See and Say! I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in months! This fucker is like a walking safari – the best animal sounds I’ve ever conjured! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Slave Serials
I absolutely crack up when I make those little animations of you fuckers! I’m going to start calling them the “slave serials”. This week’s 2 installations feature the hilarious trashgobbling midget kevin! kevypoo is down with the The Queen Bee epidemic and MUST COMPLY with everything I tell him to do…….
LET THE NIPPLES BURN! (And the ash hole swallow!)
midget has no idea why Goddess has made him take off a shirt and hold a lighter up for many minutes. Behold the confusion.
midget looks closer to the screen to see that Goddess has instructed him to “Burn your nipples with the hot metal, faggot!” Behold the hilarious wincing of excruciating pain!
midget is made to fire up the torture device again and is terrified now. Anticipation is hell. Behold the nervous eye twitch!
midget has begged “pleease noo!”, but Goddess could care less. “Burn the other one, and make sure you hold it there for a LONG time.” Behold the breakdance of love.
midget must now snuff the ciggy he wasn’t supposed to smoke in the first place out on his floor scrubber. Behold the smoke choke.
midget thought he was getting steak for dindin but realizes the only thing his mouth deserves are nasty butts and ashes. Behold the look of Yum!
SOCK IT TO YA SLAVES
A filthy sock. A naked gay guy and some Aussie shampoo. Whatever could be going on here?
Rock ‘em, sock ‘em up the ass!
Shampoo for lube makes it slide in fast!
Smile for your audience, kevypoo! I know you’ve been reading My Diary like a junky and now you’re a STAR! I’ve got about $1000 or so from this trashgobbler thus far.
And some anon fuckstick sent Me $500 =) I could have done without the letter dumdum, but good to know you’re as lovestruck and stupid as the rest of them!
Cash in the mail floats My boat to China, so send Me alot:
Decadent Enterprises
PO Box 412
Lksd/Mrblhd, Oh
43440
I also finally got this adorable little fairy bottle I had brokenmustang order awhile ago! It’s the cutest!
And some lovely and very delicious smelling flowers were delivered to Me today! I’m not quite sure who they are from, but I have an idea. (edit: florals from My beastie mustang)
They really look about 1,000 times better than this pic……..and OMG, they smell amazing! Almost as amazing as I do…..mmmmmmmmnnn…
I haven’t really been shopping online too much lately, but I’m going to get on Amazon tonight and add some goodies to My WANTlist.
You know what to do to make Me smile, freakbabies! Buy buy buy! Feed the endless greed!
I’ll also be taking calls tonight…poor you! Hahahaha!!!!!!
Upgrades and Downgrades
Check out the new cuteness webcunt’s been whipping up!
My new Queen Bee logo:
Isn’t it the cutest freakin’ thing you ever saw????!!!!!!! I ADORE IT!!!
And here are some fun little caption pics:
Oh, and isn’t this just disgustingly hilarious?????
That would be happyhour – who obviously doesn’t understand what consequences mean – or perhaps he simply thinks he’s too smart for Moi. Allow Me to offer a bit of wisdom from the old country….
Your patterns will reveal all.
I’m going to burn you worse than you’ve ever dreamt. Because now, freaky fuck, I don’t even want your money. And that should terrify you. Especially considering these aren’t all the pics I have, and that it was more than simple to find ALL of your information. Your ex-Dommes have been more than helpful!
In other news, tiny is hocking his fancy schmancy big boy SUV and downgrading to a dorky rust bucket jollopy. I figure that sale will net Me at least another $50,000. SWEET!
I just can’t get enough……….mmmmnnnnn.
Performance
I decided to grade your performance as a man today.
Check your NF mail for the review.
If your sad little ass isn’t on My list o’ losers, click the button below:
12 Steps To Creating A Living Sculpture (A Freaky Masterpiece!)
Step One:
Sit back, relax and let the guinea pigs line up. Choose the one You think has the most moula and potential for amusing You.
Step Two:
Make sure they are reeeeally braindead – yet prepared. A guinea pig who shows up with nothing is boring.
Step Three:
Make sure the pigfuck has a webcam. Allow the maggot to turn on his webcam. Screenshots are a must for documenting the progression of Your Living Sculpture.
Step Four:
Allow the evil juices to flow through Your Pretty Head. Hold no deviant thought back. Release them all with full force onto Your work. Remember, experimentation is fun and the Artiste is ALWAYS RIGHT!
Step Five:
Begin the artistic transformation. Duct tape the guinea pig’s head so that You don’t have to look at their hideous face. Make the guinea pig write demeaning words such as “fat cunt” across it’s hairy grotesque manboobies and lard gut.
Step Six:
Make the guinea pig stick not one, not two, but all 25 suppositories up inside of it’s anal cavity! Be sure You make the guinea pig squeeze it’s nasty cheeks together so no suppositories fall out before Step Nine.
Step Seven:
Put Yourself into Your work. For example, if You are currently bleeding, decorate the artpiece with tampons. They are beautiful AND biodegradable!
Step Eight:
Take a moment to observe Your progress. Make it do a little jig for shits (literally) and giggles!
Step Nine:
Art is as powerful on the inside as it is on the exterior. Make the subject wrap it’s ass up with saran wrap and duct tape to insure the 25 suppositories are doing the harder work for You!
Step Ten:
Observe Your work again. Leave no hole uncovered!
Step Eleven:
Detail is everything! Take great care in applying the final touches to Your Living Sculpture. The Feminine in all things is Supreme! Laugh at your GREATNESS – You’ve made something FANTASTICALLY BIZARRE!!!
Step Twelve:
Your work MUST speak for itself. To truly make a statement, make the guinea pig shake up the suppositories inside by bending it over and over. When it screams “i’m going to puke!! i’m going to shit!!” and then proceeds to do so all over itself, it is then You know that You have truly created a MASTERPIECE!!!
One Choice
The mustang has been spoiling Me so much, I haven’t had time for any of you other fools! Poor babies….as I see it, you’ve got one choice…….
Go make some more money LOSERS! VIE FOR MY ATTENTION! It’s the only option you have considering your choices.
I have a special WANTlist I have just for the little obedient ponybaby……it’s called “Much More Expensive Than The Crap On Amazon”
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
There’s a reason why some bitches try to steal My slaves…..and FAIL.
Wanna know why? Well……
Come here little piggy……….I’ve got something for you…. *evil laughter*
BTW – ponybaby…..
I WANT more…….and I’m going to TAKE it. MINE! ALL MINE!!!!
Oh, and here’s a fun little clip for you to listen to.
A little remix of the best part =)
Protected: tamponboy’s FATE
Hammer Time and The Human Ashtray
Well, he’s gone and done it.
After severely teasing tiny into a mad money-sending frenzy, the little not-so-chaste masturbating monkey boy tried to break his CB3000 with a frikkin’ hammer!!!!!!!!! BUT INSTEAD HE ONLY BASHED HIS LITTLE BERRIES!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I must admit, I suggested it to him…..Hahahahaha! In the midst of his continued crying about how he needed to bleed the dumbstick, I said, “You’re NEVER getting these keys back!!! But you know, you could just go find yourself a hammer…..”
I hear him walking, fiddling with drawers……The next thing I hear is CRACK! SCREAM! “my balls are bleeding!”
WahAHAHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! I was in tears laughing so hard, and made him hit it AGAIN AND AGAIN for being such a retarded chronic chicken-choker crybaby!
I thought his chastity panic attacks were over, but noooooooooooo! Oh My, did I have something to do with that???
After I was done with hammering his cajones, I decided he needed to stick the hammer handle up his ass (with no lube) and jump around squeezing his cheeks while singing the lyric “IT’S HAMMER TIME!” at the top of his lungs!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Then I made him sing “If I had a Hammer” while sitting/balancing ON the hammer in front of the computer so he could read the lyrics!!!
he kept screaming, “i’m getting splinters in my sphincter!!!” WHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! I cannot even tell you how fucking hard I was laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moral of this story:
I’m going to take ALL of your money, leave your balls BLACK and blue and you’re going to THANK ME FOR IT!
What I took from tiny today:
$2450 and every shred of dignity the prickless wonder had left.
So last night I punished another little roach for not doing the tasks that were required of him. mr. 25 year old norsesub aka docile24 was forced to hold several burning Marlboro Menthol Lights in his mouth(ashes in) while I commanded that he send tribute after tribute. I think the total was about $500. he’s a college dork and was begging Me not to take anymore because his mommy was sick and he wasn’t going to be able to pay the rent! Everytime he whined, I tagged on MORE MONEY.
As the grand finale, he had to chew up the cigarette butts and swallow them! drunk little ashtray piggie kept crying that swallowing My ciggies was making him sick, so I made him chug some whiskey as a chaser. Mmmm….good eats!
But then the little cigslut begged for MORE! Offered to burn My initials in his penis to gaze at Me smoking on cam! Hahahahaa!!! But guess what, he couldn’t pay, so I said NO WAY!
AND I want you all to go see 300. ATP was right – this is a movie for gays and wannabe gays! When you are watching it, imagine that I AM the Spartan King and I order My 300 sixpack stomached, muscle bound warriors to rape and beat your ass!!
It’ll be fun……Guaranteed!
Byyyyyyyye bitches!
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....