Just when you think you’re out…
Apparently, taking a photo of a cell phone screen is impossible with webcam or a regular camera, as there is electronic feedback and therefore the screen shows only light and no text.
If it wasn’t impossible to do, you’d be looking at a photo of My pretty pink phone with this text message:
223K sent! Better late than never… Enjoy your new home
Remember when I wrote that I was working on something GRAND? Slipped My mind to mention it was several hundred grand for My brand new home! You know how I love to make you wait though, don’t you? Toy with your minds, pushing and pulling, in and out.
Here’s a screenshot of the final month of payments:
I can’t seem to access the others, but you get the idea.
I’m ecstatic, because I’m going to have all sorts of room! A new HUGE studio for photos and videos and a gorgeous walk-in closet!
Once I make the move, I intend to implement a new private area to My site. There are far too many things I don’t care to write about in a public forum. Juicy little details that you love to obsess over. You know the ones. Hehehe…
So it will just be you and Me. Mmmm….
And, because I’m feeling so very generous, here’s an audio Holiday Message for you. Whilst listening, click here.
Tremors
As I mentioned on Twitter, staying home tonight had its perks! $8,000 worth!
But then, being under the spell of a Woman so utterly irresistable surely has its perks as well….
I hear that uncontrollable tremors, out-of-body experiences and bankruptcy are just a few!
Financial Crisis, Money Isis
It just wouldn’t be right for Me not to contribute in some small way to this collapsing economy. I feel that in tight times like these, MORE money should be spent taken, because it is now that it hurts the most. And those of you who know Me, know well enough the pain I like to inflict upon you. It is, truly, My pleasure.
To warp your mind, to hook you, to deny you, to taunt you, to tease you, to ignore you, to whisper things to you that invade your being FOREVER.
And so, how better to cha-ching in the New Year but with yet another 50,000 wire transfer!
Scan of transfer notice:

And here’s a screenshot of the 50K sitting in MY account:
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Then there’s the other $22,000 from January:

Click the thumbnails for the full image.
I would tell you who sent these yummy tributes, but I haven’t given him a new name yet and he would be hounded by the welfare brats and such like my other boys are. Silly, silly beggars….I am the Queen Bee, you cannot possibly take what I’ve determined is Mine – though you are more than welcome to secondhand trash that I’ve determined are useless and have thrown away.
I’m not quite done with the list yet though. I’ve also received another nice $3000 from dedorko, which I would have taken a picture of, but I picked it up from My PO Box the day I was going shopping, and it was spent immediately. I got some fiercely sexy lingerie with it, as well as some adorable winter accessories.
trigger, who’s mind is as mushy as Cream o’ Wheat now, has continued to send more than half of his paycheck each month. It equates to about 4K per month. He also hallucinates Me everywhere he goes. One time, he hallucinated Me fucking a colleague of his with a strap-on and actually SAID ALOUD to colleague, “I wish She would fuck me viciously like that.” Needless to say, the story of how he explained that tongue slip had Me in tears.
lardbelly is truly on the brink of poverty. I have the foul beast eating at soup kitchens and such in the greater Boston area at least %50 of his monthly meals. The rest of his meals consist mainly of ramen noodles, neighbors garbage, and his absolute favorite delicacy, his own feces. Unfortunately this has caused a weight loss, and he isn’t retaining his manboobs. So, I now have him wearing a 50DD waterbra when he goes out. I tried to have him put on the full frou-frou with makeup and all, but he’s so goddamn ugly that it’s pointless. It will never be any kind of freaky cute sissy, just a FREAK.
hopeless left his girlfriend by texting her on My command. The text went a little something like this:
“The smell of your vagina nauseates Me. I never want to see you again.”
It was the truth. I simply forced his pansy ass to do it. Bye bye comfortable relationship! Hello serving Goddess 24/7!
Then, I took about $4400 from him that night. It was the least he could do to thank Me from saving him from a life of dullness.
There’s more….lots more, but I tired of typing.
I might be turning My phone lines on so that you, the insignificant, can be of service to The Queen Bee.
How does One reward…?
Consistent and large tributes, complete devotion, unfailing obedience and a thorough consideration of all of My desires. That’s a pretty perfect slave, don’t you think? And, sure, I believe you should reward your good slaves every so often….
So tiny got to sit in a tub of freezing ice water and ice cubes for about an hour (with eternal chastity device still in place), while he listened to Me orgasm…..one wave after another. The first scream was intoxicating, the whimpering was gourmet and the begging that ensued was heavenly – but it was the panic at about 37 minutes that got Me off. Sheer panic. But he would not move unless I gave him permission to do so. That little boy’s mind is MINE. Yummy…And here is how 2008 wrapped up for the Queen Bee:
So many days missing in that picture. Such a shame.
P.S. I just released the Hypnotic Trinity. A triad of mesmerizing, high resolution photos for you to get lost in.
Santa baby, hurry up and bring Me some MORE!
My goodies started rolling in today! I opened like 30 boxes and what should come on the radio but the timeless financial domination classic, “Santa Baby”. How apropos!
I had a blast opening everything – even though I know what’s coming, it’s still like a roomful of surprises. Love it!
So, in lieu of making this the longest present post ever, I’m just going to focus on My favorite – BOOTS! You can see the rest of the presents I got on the Goodies! page. Some of these are from a few weeks ago, but I just got around to having them edited.
And, last but not least, MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PAIR I got today!
Somebody’s going to be licking these babies soon ;P
It’s now OFFICIALLY a 50K Christmas! You boys really jump when I say jump, don’t you!
All the gifts I put on My WANTlist last night are purchased, and I’m getting another $10,000 wire from tiny! That little clit-caged beast just can’t stand competition! Hehehehe….. This is in addition to the thousands of dollars I wrack up every month on the My credit card ala tiny’s bill.
It’s snowing here now. It sparkles so beautifully….just like My eyes do when I’m spending all your moula =P
Happy Holidaaaaazzzzze……..hehehehe!
Xtravagant Xmas Shopping Spree continues!
I spent most of the day yesterday lounging around in My favorite black silk kimono robe with a laptop on My softly tanned thighs, click, click, clicking away on Amazon! I added thousands of dollars of goodies including some Dolce and Gabbana bags, wallets, sunglasses, beautiful art, these gorgeous agate stone lighting pieces….and the most ORGASMIC boots!
I was going to give the pathetic lurkers a chance to pleasure Me in some small way and let you all know that I had things I wanted, but imagine this – My Wantlists are all cleaned up ($15,000 of goodies for Goddess) in a matter of hours! My favorite boy is mostly responsible for keeping Me elated and glowing, but it appears that someone else might have purchased some items too. And to top off My bountiful Yuletide, mysterymeat sends his first Amazon GC for $5,000!
$20,000 in a few hours constitutes a shopping spree, wouldn’t you say? It’s a 40K Christmas so far….yummy!
I know this makes the rest of you feel completely inadequate…and I relish in it! However, there’s always a place for workerbees in the Divine Hive. One boy recently inquired:
Just a quick email enquirying if a sub, who cannot afford to tribute like Your favourites on Your blog tribute, can he still tribute You something in the region of a 100 or would he be wasting Your time
So, I will clarify on this point, as I am asked it often.
It wouldn’t waste My time if you sent Me a smaller tribute like a single benji (they do stack so wonderfully though), however if you have some expectation that I’m some whiskey-swilling cam whore that’ll writhe around on a blowup mattress for your bitty buck – guess again assjack.
With that said, because of the recent surge in boys wanting to serve Me in any little way they can, I’m going to be creating opportunities for the lower caste to be a part of the Hive. Although My bills and such are already taken care of, I can’t really think of too many small ways to allow you to serve Me in a useful and consistent manner. So, I’ll allow you to apply for one of those and then My boys here can focus on investments, etc.
I’ll post them later. It’s time for a bubble bath with those new oils I got that make My skin so phenomenally soft, you’d never believe that I was the cold, hard, gold-digging Bitch I am……….
if you could ever touch Me.
Well…
you were going to get a new MP3 from Me today. It’s seems, however, that Niteflirt is malfunctional again. Eerily similiar to your penis when you try to fuck your girlfriend pillow….
It’s quite the MASTERpiece. A little teaser…

It’s really time that NF updated their system. I know they’ve made enough money from Me alone to accomplish that task.
Considering this is only one of My boys and considering that NF has already taken 30% off the top:
I’d say it was time to update to functional technology.
Oh, and there’s a whole lot more where that came from, but unfortunately we can’t have the jealous mouths squawking on Me, so boys, you can’t see it. I’ll sum it up for you though – about $22,000 more in tributes and over $100,000 in Amazon gifts and gift certificates. I’ve lost count of those.
Check My website - there are a few new pages of My gloriousness for you to imbibe.
Goddess Gets…AGAIN! A new SUV for ME!
The Queen Bee: sounds like quite the predicament for you…
The Queen Bee: hard time typing?
birdy: It is It is, you know, i was thinking I spent 75 k in less than 2 weeks. 30k on car 25k on Amazon and 20 k in tributes, must be a new record
birdy: And yes I am , i cant type and look at you at th same time, its too hard:((
So do you like the new 2008 Mercury Mariner My little birdy was compelled to buy Me?
I wanted something cute and black to be able to tote My boat around….
And the Mariner was the perfect choice….sleek, shiny and just gorgeous!
She’s a perfect fit….so soft, and yet so powerful at the same time.
One little wire transfer of $30,000 to the dealership and…….
VOILA! It’s Mine…..as usual.
I just adore those Versace sunglasses too – and considering how sunny and bright it is where I live, a Girl needs a pair (or 50) of gorgeous specs. =P
Oh and I also got most of the goodies from My recent shopping spree on Amazon. A few of My favorites:

I wanted a diamond bracelet, but I just abhor most diamond bracelets. I found this on Amazon and fell in love! They have had some gorgeous jewelry – I think I’ve almost cleaned them out! You can oggle the rest of My sparklies on the Goodies for Goddess page.
And I also got the new Macbook Air! This notebook is cuteness incarnate and aptly named – it’s light as a feather!


I haven’t got My new Mac desktop yet, but I did get the enormous $900 flatscreen monitor that goes with it:

And oh oh oh!!!!! Isn’t she ADORABLE?????

So I’m off to zip around in My new Mariner, visit some friends and enjoy the sunshine! You can sit at home and think about Me all day…..
Hehehe.
Home is where I break your heart….
A dose of DG….finally! I bet your little skintag is just pulsing to the extreme isn’t it! I imagine it’s like a little worm, all dirty and ready to be dissected for Science. But go ahead now, you all may all prick your bitty dangles with a bunch of pink head straight pins in honor of My Divine Return! Take a picture, send it to Me….hell send it to your mother, wife and priest too. I’m sure they’ll ALL enjoy the freakshow.
Sooooooooo………My vacation was subliiiiiiime. I’m officially THE Mexican National Symbol of Beauty. I was literally WORSHIPPED by thousands of those little mexis. I could have foregone flying home, opting instead for being carried on the shoulders of the tiny Mayans, as a true Goddess should travel.
And treated like a true Goddess, I was….My Amazonian Blonde Beauty stunned them ALL into submission. I had this preconceived notion that Latino boys were chock full of meaningless machisimo – well, obviously not in My Presence. No need to demand anything anywhere - EVERYTHING I wanted was just there.Some highlights of My trip:
- Had a supremely beautiful snorkeling trip…..lots of magnificent sea creatures – much like Myself. =)
- I went scuba diving for the first time! It was amazing! I so should have done this sooner – I’m a total mermaid! =P However, I’ve discovered that Mexico is one of the most difficult places to dive, as the ocean has a very powerful undercurrent. But, I did it, and it was fabulous!
- Visited Chichen-Itza – completely awe-inspiring. Was supremely pissed that they do not allow you to walk up the main temple anymore. I was rather looking forward to that.
- Had the most amazing massage of My Life overlooking the beach. Tipped the masseuse $300. (P.S. That used to be your money HAHA!)
For the most part I soaked up the sunshine. Gawd, do I have a beautiful sunkissed glowing tan now! Even My tanlines turn Me on, which I usually hate, but fuckYum! Everything’s delicious on Me!
Oh, I also came home to $5000+ in tributes and I’ve gotten $6000+ in Amazon GC’s. ¡Excelente! See, that’s the way to “work”! It’s all in the way you churn their bitty brains….chop and mush…implant and trigger….
As you can see, dodo missed Me lots.
Some new junky. Realizes this is pitiful quite quickly.
Resolves his ridiculous attempt with this! Redeems pigself slightly – now it’s time to empty his bank accounts.
Yes, I intend to drain him completely. A bloodletting on My homecoming….SUBLIME.
Oh yes, and when I got home, My house was FILLED to the ceiling with GIFTS! You have no idea what hard work it is getting presents….Hahahaaha!
It’s a good thing I have boys to open them, break down the boxes and take them to the recycling center. They, of course know that I detest coming home to a mess. My slaves watched My kitty, opened My packages for Me when I was away, assembled things that needed assembled and though My place was full of new goodies for Goddess - it was sparkling clean. So nice to come home to. They really did a lovely job.
And for all of their efforts, they were rewarded. Oh, you can ONLY imagine…..HAHAHAHA Eat, drink and be humiliated THOROUGHLY!
Such dirty little mouths now.
So, I’ll have the phone on tonight I think. I’m ready to inflict.
Are you ready to receive………………..?
Am I PHENOMENAL or what?!!!








These gift certificates aren’t even counting the THOUSANDS of dollars of stuff My little birdy buys off Amazon directly. It’s hot, I know!!!! No – I’M HOT! And I don’t just mean sexxxxxy. I mean ACHINGLY GORGEOUS AND TRIUMPHANTLY BRILLIANT!
Yeah if I was you, I’d want to be Me too! The problem for you is this:
I am The Incomparable.
Copy every word I write…no seriously, DO IT! How about you just call your dusty Amazon wishlist a WANTlist or some other cute derivative of My Divine Vernacular?! I’m sure the boypigs will clear up those goodies in a blinding flash! HAHAHAHAHA! No! Try bleaching those brunette locks suicide blonde like Mine! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! They’ll love you, I promise! Oh, here’s a good one….take up HYPNOSIS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
No wait! I’ve got the perfect solution!

Get on your dirty cock-smoking knees and grovel like the rest of the WORLD!
P.S. The secret’s in the sauce!
UPDATE 3-30-08:
There is really only one thing to say about this…..
Whatever Thee Goddess Wants, Thee GODDESS GETS!










