$50,000 IN THE BANK!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO GETS IT BITCHES?????? WHO DRIVES YOU NUTTY???????? WHO TAKES IT ALL WITHOUT MERCY????????????????

ME!I just got an email from tiny – checked My bank account and GUESS WHAT’S SITTING IN THERE???!!!!!!!!MY $50,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MINE!!! MINE!! MIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!

EAT THAT UP BABIES!!!!

I AM SUPREME.

One Liners

A few choice words I received over the weekend…..

i am so scared of You, i read all Your website and getting weaker and weaker, You are so powerful and addicting

i woke up in a sweat this morning…right through my t-shirt…with the thoughts “I’m not Ginger” going through my head

i find it very arousing that i will pretend to be sick for You tonight

i love the feeling of being broken…of slowly being sucked into something and doing something stupid

i’m never getting out, am i? thank You OMNIPOTENT MAGNIFICENT GOD, thank You! did you recieve YOUR credit card yet?

The rest is almost filled out.  i’m crying my eyes out…and you love that don’t you, my Merciless Destroyer?

do You take girl ATMs too?

Willing to serve You (goes without saying), your lovers and your dogs. Will swallow all cum. Yes, dogs.

Feeling Your leash reach the city of New York and …..i must obey Your words.

yes Mommy ga ga ba ba goo goo

Please disregard my (dom) profile……I am in need of a Goddess, a Mistress. You, only You. Please!

This weekend’s raping total = $3640 

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Victim of Envy vs. Slave Games

UPDATE 5:  It is now 5am in the freaking morning, and hambone just clocked in after tiny, matching the $500, and bringing hambone to the forefront as The Biggest Loser after a 2 day spread of $1705!!! He’s so fucking in love with Me – he started drinking after 2 years dry because I told him to – and now he’s sleeping on the couch – NOT with his wifeypoo.  All for MOI!  Because I am the greatest bitches!!!!UPDATE 4!!!: tiny is the BIGGEST LOSER, a closet cocksucker and stuck in chastity for ETERNITY!  You’re not worthy of winning ANY competition, much less one My Perfect Ass is holding! Slap yourself again!  No – do it 500 times for the $500 you just sent you little twat.  250 for each cheek. 

tiny, click here.

 UPDATE 3: lardbelly rings in with $500!!!!!!  His largest tribute to date!!!  Will tiny match it??  Will he outdo yet ANOTHER to reign as MY FAVE SLAVE????

UPDATE 2: tiny gets jealous AGAIN and sends Me ANOTHER $1000!!!!!!!!!  WHOOOOOOO!!!!  The slave games begin!!

UPDATE: It’s now $700 today from hambone!!!!

It was Robert Plant who told Tori Amos “You ain’t nothing until you’re bootlegged.”I find plaguarism and “theft” the ultimate form of flattery.  If I said, did, wrote, or wore something that someone feels the need to steal – It further reinforces that I’m the Queen!  I have it happen to Me all the time - girls copy My fashion statements.  It’s happened since I was a teen. It’s really WEIRD to read your own words on someone else’s profile though!

I had just elaborated/changed this text slightly on My myspace profile the other day, so Mine does read a bit differently now, but the top paragraph is the *exact* paragraph I had until like 3 or 4 days ago.


 
Oh well!  I got another $200 from hambone today for breakfast!  Copy that bitches! =P

He also told Me that he wanted to eat My spit and snot for breakfast – EWWWWWW!!!! Isn’t that GROSS???  He’s also obsessed with My Gorgeous Tatas, but he’s NEVER going to see them!!!!  Hahahahaha……

Nudity is for slaves – A Goddess doesn’t need to get naked to rape her piggies. 

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Goodies For Goddess

I’ve been quite neglectful in posting photos all of the lovely gifts I’ve received.  I’m learning how to take photos with My $7,000 camera!!! =)

So, I’m posting a few photos of some items I’ve received here, until I can make a nice gallery for all of My little lovelies on My website. 

Okay, that’s ALL I can do right this moment.  These take so long to upload and post…..

Don’t forget, My sinful little toads – it’s still My Birth Month!!!  That’s right – we’re still celebrating =)

Someone needs to buy Me the phone I have on My Wantlist – it has 2 extra recievers along with the main base and I need them as you boys keep Me on the phone until it dies everytime!  Get it, got it? Good!

Wrapping Up A Year

I knew that branching out to the Internet would prove to be a profitable adventure for Me, but I must say that I wasn’t aware of just how much it truly would be.  In the first month of having My Presence on the net, I have taken $19,000+ from you dumb little monkeys! 

THE FIRST MONTH! 

Now being the money-loving Scroogette I am and tallying that up, I’m looking at $228,000 for 2007! That’s on top of what I already get from My 2 personal little ATMs and long-devoted peons. AND that, My lo$ers, is something to look forward to!

And you should look forward to every minute of it too.  Make your resolutions geared towards the ONLY one who matters – Moi!

Some of My Resolutions and Goals for 2007 are:

1. Setting up additional methods of payment so that I can take from each and every one of you as easily as possible!
2. Getting My Website complete.
3. Having you puppets pay for the album I want to record! Yes, if you didn’t know, I am a musician as well.  Another one of My Many Talents!
4. Finding a new place to live – I don’t like this house I’m in.  Waaaayy too small.  Who’s gonna be My rent piggy??? Oink oink!
5. Being MORE GLAMOROUS, MORE DEVIANT, AND MORE GREEDY THAN I’VE EVER BEEN!!!

Oh, and don’t you bums forget – January is My Birthday month!  I expect to recieve gifts, cash, tributes and excessive displays of devotion this month….every single day, starting Jan. 1st.

The Holy Day of Your Goddess’ Birth is January 19th.  This had better be the *best* birthday I’ve ever had.  And I know you’ll make it so won’t you!

tiny – get to My wishlist now!

Happy Holidays Lo$er$!!!

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A little video for you to swoon over.  Mmmmm……

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