Bye bye virgin holes!!!

I’ve got a new little bitch (quite a few new ones lately!) and she’s on the path to become My #1 whore.  So I’ve arranged for her first cocksucking session tomorrow night. 

You are connected
xsontramp: [02/04/2008 3:20:04 PM EST] I’ll feed ya this 7×5.5 cut cock man.  4 day load to blow
blowupdoll: This is actually blowupdoll’s Mistress
xsontramp has connected.
xsontramp: he needs a big cock in him?
blowupdoll: Yes, he does
blowupdoll: And it will be his first time
blowupdoll: And he’s very eager to be used
xsontramp: when does he wanna get down on it?
blowupdoll: As soon as possible
blowupdoll: I was editing his profile
blowupdoll: I will contact him and find out his availability
blowupdoll: He will be ready when I say
xsontramp: I prolly don’t have enough time today.  Dammit
blowupdoll: No need to rush – when are you free?
xsontramp: I’m free tomorrow night after 5:00
blowupdoll: That sounds perfect
blowupdoll: I’ll send him an email
blowupdoll: tell him I found his first cock to swallow
blowupdoll: and I’ll set it up
xsontramp: does he want his cock sucked too?
blowupdoll: Do you enjoy that?
xsontramp: yep
blowupdoll: Alright, I’ll let him experience that
xsontramp: does he want a fat cock in any other hole?
blowupdoll: Well, let’s leave it to sucking for the first session
blowupdoll: But that’s where it’s headed
xsontramp: you gonna watch him do this?
blowupdoll: I’d like to
blowupdoll: but it would have to be on cam
blowupdoll: As I am away
xsontramp: that’s cool
blowupdoll: That would be cool with you to be on cam then?
xsontramp: hell yes
blowupdoll: Fantastic
xsontramp: where is he located?
blowupdoll: Eastlake
xsontramp: not far then.   Pike Place Market here
blowupdoll: great
xsontramp: he cool with an older guy’s nice cock?   49 here
blowupdoll: He’s cool with anything I tell him to be cool with
xsontramp: damn
xsontramp: his profile sounds hot.   Always willing to help new cummers
blowupdoll: So, I’ll email him and set up a time after 5PM tomorrow and get back with you through here
xsontramp: that’s cool.  I’m usually online if I’m home.
xsontramp: tell him to save a big load for me too
blowupdoll: Oh, I will…for sure
xsontramp: you can watch him swallow my load and then I’ll swallow his
blowupdoll: Excellent
xsontramp: I’m a horndog.  neg and std free
blowupdoll: Would you consider yourself more aggressive or more submissive?
xsontramp: aggressive
blowupdoll: Excellent
blowupdoll: he needs to be used like a little bitch
xsontramp: I want first chance at is otherr hole if you are satisfied with this job
blowupdoll: I was going to tell you just that
xsontramp: I won’t rape him…just eat his ass and then work it in nice and slow until he has it all inside his hot ass
blowupdoll: Oh very good
blowupdoll: Well I have to go workout, so I’ll contact you later on after I speak to him
blowupdoll: Sound good?
xsontramp: I’m planning on fucking his face and swallowing his cock tomorrow night after 5:00.   Don’t disappoint me please
xsontramp: I won’t disappoinbt either one of you
blowupdoll: Excellent…this will be happening, I assure you
blowupdoll: Ciao for now

“Accidental” Public Ballbusting!

Remember roastbeef? Well I went out last night and there’s beefy standing against the wall of the club I’m walking into.  She totally tried to hide her face when I came strutting up, which I found rather amusing – but not as amusing as her idiotic dentist hubby coming up to Me later in the evening profusely apologizing for the “incident” and repeating like a broken record how beautiful I was. I kept berating him over and over, attempting to remove the fucker from My sphere……obviously he’s a dental doormat, because he just stayed there…..gross!

Ladies, if you ever find yourself in a public situation wherein some putrid fuckforbrains is hovering in your space, do as I do. I call it the “accidental ball bash”.  Cross your legs, mark your target, and very quickly UNCROSS them dramatically – kicking your target in his cajones with all of your might.  Pretending it was an “accident” is to assure that YOU do not get kicked out of where ever you might be.  And it’s fun to mix up the idiot’s brain signals by looking like you are innocent, but giggling because you meant it!

Yeah, I smashed his tiny balls as hard as I could. I was in quite the mood last night without some dumbass in My face yammering away.  He buckled in pain, spilled his drink all over himself and I swear I saw tears come to his eyes…hehehehe.  Needless to say, he learned very quickly to avoid invading My space.

I was wearing just the boots for a ball-bashing too! These particular boots are so badass – black mid-calf army style with buckles.  They are super comfy and I love wearing them but I’m really pleased I got to USE them!

I love kicking boys between the legs. Always have since ye olde days on the playground.  Indeed, I love causing men phallic pain of any kind, but a swift kick to the nuts is hilarious to Me – especially when they aren’t expecting it!

I just shot out of bed too early! EEK!  I need to go lie down again……I’m soooo sleepy still!  I didn’t even get a chance to put on My jammies before I slid under the sheets last night, so I’m still in My clothes from last night.  Scratch that – just the shirt actually, and panties.  Pervert!

It doesn’t get any sexier than this at 6 o’clock in the morning fools!

My friend got Me this cute little tee as a present recently – she fondly calls Me the “Glittery Widow”……..hmmm, wonder what that’s a take on? Hehehehehe…….

Reading My journal again, you little addict?

It’s because you’re a dickless loser who needs to be locked in a closet for eternity!!
You only WISH it had been you that I kicked in the nuts last night….

I'll just strip your manhood and dignity away by bashing your wallet!

Pay up sucker!

UPDATE:  dedorko, truebornsinner, lardbelly, random loser and hopeless idiot cashtrated themselves for Thee Queen Bee today!  A cool grand for Me while I was sleeping!  Suckerrrrrsssss =P

UPDATE NUMERO DOS: Make that $1600!  3 more beta bungholes ponied up their pennies…..Member #0 (yeah, you’re a big zero - I’m not typing out that loooooong #), nathan, and another little fuckerbee that I’m calling kickmeplease.  I SWEAR this nothing sounds JUST like this boy I used to torment in school!  Is it destiny???  Has some little boy I picked on when I was like 10 returned full circle to spend his remaining days exactly where he’s ALWAYS belonged??!! Under My HEELS!!!!!! I was on the phone for like 5 minutes with this one…said a few things……….heard him whimper and then click! Hahahahahaha…….I think I scared him shitless.  Awwww……you’ll call back.  You all do.  Once I get in your little brains…….you’re sweetly fucked for life.

Like david1519…another one who’s tried to “be a good boy and stay away”.  This little Queen Bee addict confessed last night that he can’t even get it up for his girlfriend anymore….the only way the weak, impotent fool can muster a stiffy is when he’s DREAMING about ME laughing at his sorry ass!  It’s all in the grand design…..

And zombiedrone molojono is like a fishy dangling from My Hypnotic Hook.  I don’t have to do anything but THINK about him to reel him in, I’ve implanted My Being so deep into his brain.  I took another $800 from him last night, while I made him into My human See and Say!  I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in months!  This fucker is like a walking safari – the best animal sounds I’ve ever conjured! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Slave Serials

I absolutely crack up when I make those little animations of you fuckers!  I’m going to start calling them the “slave serials”.  This week’s 2 installations feature the hilarious trashgobbling midget kevin!  kevypoo is down with the The Queen Bee epidemic and MUST COMPLY with everything I tell him to do…….

LET THE NIPPLES BURN! (And the ash hole swallow!)

midget has no idea why Goddess has made him take off a shirt and hold a lighter up for many minutes.  Behold the confusion.

midget looks closer to the screen to see that Goddess has instructed him to “Burn your nipples with the hot metal, faggot!”  Behold the hilarious wincing of excruciating pain!

midget is made to fire up the torture device again and is terrified now.  Anticipation is hell. Behold the nervous eye twitch!

midget has begged “pleease noo!”, but Goddess could care less.  “Burn the other one, and make sure you hold it there for a LONG time.”  Behold the breakdance of love.

midget must now snuff the ciggy he wasn’t supposed to smoke in the first place out on his floor scrubber.  Behold the smoke choke.

midget thought he was getting steak for dindin but realizes the only thing his mouth deserves are nasty butts and ashes.  Behold the look of Yum!

SOCK IT TO YA SLAVES 

A filthy sock.  A naked gay guy and some Aussie shampoo.  Whatever could be going on here?

Rock ‘em, sock ‘em up the ass!
Shampoo for lube makes it slide in fast!

Smile for your audience, kevypoo!  I know you’ve been reading My Diary like a junky and now you’re a STAR!   I’ve got about $1000 or so from this trashgobbler thus far.

And some anon fuckstick sent Me $500 =)  I could have done without the letter dumdum, but good to know you’re as lovestruck and stupid as the rest of them!

Cash in the mail floats My boat to China, so send Me alot:

Decadent Enterprises
PO Box 412
Lksd/Mrblhd, Oh
43440

I also finally got this adorable little fairy bottle I had brokenmustang order awhile ago!  It’s the cutest!

And some lovely and very delicious smelling flowers were delivered  to Me today!  I’m not quite sure who they are from, but I have an idea.  (edit: florals from My beastie mustang)

They really look about 1,000 times better than this pic……..and OMG, they smell amazing! Almost as amazing as I do…..mmmmmmmmnnn…

I haven’t really been shopping online too much lately, but I’m going to get on Amazon tonight and add some goodies to My WANTlist.
 
You know what to do to make Me smile, freakbabies!  Buy buy buy! Feed the endless greed!

I’ll also be taking calls tonight…poor you! Hahahaha!!!!!!

The Queen Bee PUBLICLY Feminizes, Humiliates and Rape$ a fratboy!

I had soooooooooo much FUN last night! I went out with some friends to this college dive bar to see this rockin’ band that I just love, and well I just couldn’t help but fuck with the little fratboys!

So, I marked My prey and I made him PAY! And pay and pay and pay…….hehehehe!  fratboy ended up buying over $350 in drinks for Me, My Girls and everyone else I wanted to have drinks, including total strangers!

Then I took every last dollar out of his wallet - I’m hoping that he’ll starve this week in memory of Me =)

But that was hardly good enough for the mood I was in.  I also made the frat pansy put on My high heels and prance around a pool table for about 15 minutes while everyone stared, pointed and LAUGHED at him!  

Here’s a pic of My Divine Footsies in the My high heels before fratboy got to be a little sissy for the White Devil in public:

And here’s when I made him stop the pansy parade for a moment and strike a pose like a good little bitch:

I simply have that way of making you do whatever I want, whenever I want.  

As you can see, the little maggot was lovestruck and wanted to please Me in everyway:

You can’t really see that well, because the place was so dark, but I put pink lipstick on him for this fun little picture too!

And you little Internet dickjerkers think you’re soooooooo special……..awwww….

12 Steps To Creating A Living Sculpture (A Freaky Masterpiece!)

Step One:
Sit back, relax and let the guinea pigs line up.  Choose the one You think has the most moula and potential for amusing You.

Step Two:
Make sure they are reeeeally braindead – yet prepared.  A guinea pig who shows up with nothing is boring.

Step Three:
Make sure the pigfuck has a webcam.  Allow the maggot to turn on his webcam.  Screenshots are a must for documenting the progression of Your Living Sculpture. 

Step Four:
Allow the evil juices to flow through Your Pretty Head. Hold no deviant thought back.  Release them all with full force onto Your work.  Remember, experimentation is fun and the Artiste is ALWAYS RIGHT!

Step Five:
Begin the artistic transformation.  Duct tape the guinea pig’s head so that You don’t have to look at their hideous face.  Make the guinea pig write demeaning words such as “fat cunt” across it’s hairy grotesque manboobies and lard gut. 



Step Six:
Make the guinea pig stick not one, not two, but all 25 suppositories up inside of it’s anal cavity!  Be sure You make the guinea pig squeeze it’s nasty cheeks together so no suppositories fall out before Step Nine.

Step Seven:
Put Yourself into Your work.  For example, if You are currently bleeding, decorate the artpiece with tampons.  They are beautiful AND biodegradable!

Step Eight:
Take a moment to observe Your progress.  Make it do a little jig for shits (literally) and giggles!

Step Nine:
Art is as powerful on the inside as it is on the exterior.  Make the subject wrap it’s ass up with saran wrap and duct tape to insure the 25 suppositories are doing the harder work for You!

Step Ten:
Observe Your work again.  Leave no hole uncovered!

Step Eleven:
Detail is everything!  Take great care in applying the final touches to Your Living Sculpture.  The Feminine in all things is Supreme!  Laugh at your GREATNESS – You’ve made something FANTASTICALLY BIZARRE!!!

Step Twelve:
Your work MUST speak for itself. To truly make a statement, make the guinea pig shake up the suppositories inside by bending it over and over.  When it screams “i’m going to puke!! i’m going to shit!!” and then proceeds to do so all over itself, it is then You know that You have truly created a MASTERPIECE!!! 


pissypants EATS INK PENS

There’s this little pigfuck who’s been stalking Me all over the place….writing Me emails after emails, arranging Niteflirt calls for WEEKS that I’ve ignored, BEGGING for Me to use him, take ALL of his pitiful money and well….doing ANYTHING to get a crumb of the White Devil’s Divine Attention.

This little pigfuck is COMPLETELY obsessed with Me.  So much so, that after a weekend of a Tony Robbins seminar (that fuckwit promised his adopted mommy and daddy he’d go to so he could try to get a *grasp* on his pathetic existence as a useless moron), the little bitch ran straight back to the One who knows EXACTLY what he needs.  ABUSE. AND MORE ABUSE.

Sooooooooo, to make a long story about a boring boy short:

I made him scrawl DG on his fat little cheeks and I-D-I-O-T into his Neanderthalic forehead with ink pens until it was red and raw and chew up those creme bruBics for dessert.  YUMYUM!!! 

Then I made him piss his pants in the SAME Internet cafe the next night and walk around asking people there for a black marker since he was such a fucking twat and forgot one AGAIN. 

Oh yeah, and I had My one of My Gorgeous Girlfriends sit in on it too……..We were laughing our heads off at this fuck for brains!!!

I’ve got like 20 screenshots of the hilarity that I’m gonna post on My site soon enough….but in the meantime here are some highlights:

That last shot is really My favorite, although I gotta say….the blue tongue on pissypants is HILARIOUS TOO!!!!!

Oh, and don’t even think that because I’ve displayed My Yahoo chat ID here that it implies you can message Me. 
Runts like YOU are to BUY My chat IDs HERE. 

I will IMMEDIATELY block you if you even TRY to message Me without doing so.  Yes, even with your pathetic little money and gift waving tactics.

I DON’T NEED YOU – you NEED ME.  Remember that and we’ll get on just fine……….

That is of course if you can withstand My DEMANDS and My COMMANDS…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pictures Speak Louder Than Words