Just when you think you’re out…

Apparently, taking a photo of a cell phone screen is impossible with webcam or a regular camera, as there is electronic feedback and therefore the screen shows only light and no text.

If it wasn’t impossible to do, you’d be looking at a photo of My pretty pink phone with this text message:

223K sent! Better late than never… Enjoy your new home

Remember when I wrote that I was working on something GRAND?  Slipped My mind to mention it was several hundred grand for My brand new home!  You know how I love to make you wait though, don’t you? Toy with your minds, pushing and pulling, in and out.

Here’s a screenshot of the final month of payments:

40k_nov09

I can’t seem to access the others, but you get the idea.

I’m ecstatic, because I’m going to have all sorts of room! A new HUGE studio for photos and videos and a gorgeous walk-in closet!

Once I make the move, I intend to implement a new private area to My site.  There are far too many things I don’t care to write about in a public forum.  Juicy little details that you love to obsess over.  You know the ones. Hehehe…

So it will just be you and Me. Mmmm….

And, because I’m feeling so very generous, here’s an audio Holiday Message for you. Whilst listening, click here.

Well…

you were going to get a new MP3 from Me today.  It’s seems, however, that Niteflirt is malfunctional again.  Eerily similiar to your penis when you try to fuck your girlfriend pillow….

It’s quite the MASTERpiece.  A little teaser…


It’s really time that NF updated their system.  I know they’ve made enough money from Me alone to accomplish that task.

Considering this is only one of My boys and considering that NF has already taken 30% off the top:

I’d say it was time to update to functional technology.

Oh, and there’s a whole lot more where that came from, but unfortunately we can’t have the jealous mouths squawking on Me, so boys, you can’t see it.  I’ll sum it up for you though – about $22,000 more in tributes and over $100,000 in Amazon gifts and gift certificates.  I’ve lost count of those.

Check My website - there are a few new pages of My gloriousness for you to imbibe.

I smell DEEEEEELICIOUS!

{Edit 3: dodo nearly cleaned out My ENTIRE “Enterain Me” WANTlist before he hit his credit card daily limit!  WHOO, but BOO!!!  Also, the party I was headed to was cancelled due to crappy weather =(  I HATE SNOW! So I’ll be available to torment after all. } 

{Edit 2: dodo’s gone and bought EVERYTHING off My Main WANTlist!}

{Edit: dodo’s up to $500  $700 tonight! $1500 for the week =} 

What a week!  I had a fabulous birthday party – some old friends from San Fran I haven’t seen in YEARS flew into Cleveland and it was a HUGE surprise. I literally screamed when I saw them, as these girls and I did some major stomping of the city {and boys!} together when I lived in the Mission. 

I finally took some pics of the gifts I got {I guess there are more on the way now!}

thumper got Me Chaos!!! Finally!  The eager-to-please, sweater-pissing, carrot-munching  dork did a great job on getting this – I literally have been sniffing Myself for days and delighting in My DELICIOUSNESS =P

thumper – I’ve got a carrot that needs a hole. Report for duuuuuty….NOW.

He also got the goodies below:

 

 

 

 

 

 

And tiny came in a the biggest loser YET AGAIN with this killer new system!  It’s not hooked up yet, as I’ve been hosting little soires all week.  I’m going to have a boy come over and do it soon though - MUST have the power!

Another new boy that’s listening to My hypnosis recordings sent Me $1100 in tributes.  I’ve literally never spoken to him directly.  He sent $200 every day this past week and $300 tonight. What a dodo! *wink* How well they work for Me…Yuuuummm…

I also took $600 from wombat on his first call last night.  Later in a chat, he was literally begging Me to take his financial information!  I contemplated for a moment, then I decided, why rush ….a slow burn is so much more torturous for him and enjoyable for Me….

Oh, and michael….you’ve got something waiting for you. Open it.

Speaking of  waiting, I also got My $500 that this little faggot from days past ”forgot” to send Me.  How I got it is none of your business, but I bet you’re dying to know, aren’t you? Hehehehe =) 

And it looks like you owe Me another Benji – cough it up fuckhead!

I don’t flirt the concept around lightly….I NEVER forget anything and I do ALWAYS get what I want in the end.

One way or another.

Pretty In Pink

I played with My new camera this morning! No photoshop, no makeup, bedhead galore, in My jammies and I’m still the seeeeeexiest Bitch you’ve ever seen!

I’ve got a birthday party to attend tonight….so it’s doubtful I’ll be available to the masses.  However, you can go check out My cute new tribute buttons (kudos to technosub for the idea and webcunt for the execution) and click them until your credit card bleeds for Me!

Ciao fucklettes!

Giddyup trigger

During an surfing escapade today, that consisted of looking for a new bedroom suite – I happened upon this.  How it was that the search for the perfect boudoir lead to such a touching article, I sum up to the fascinating journey that is the Internet. 

I admit that by mac’s meandering standards…..I am a ruthless scam.  I am unethical by anyone’s “normal” standards and utterly self-absorbed.  I will place suggestions in recordings that are completely crafted to melt your mind into Mine and leave you unable to be weened.  I will manipulate you to get what I want, and you may not even be aware that I’m doing so.  But then again, you may. And you may enjoy it. You do enjoy it.

trigger enjoys it. A few months back, this little boy requested some custom hypnosis recordings from Me.  I am happy to report that they are indeed working in that ever-so-sordid way.  trigger has since gotten a long-awaited promotion at work due to My reinforcements and is not only sending Me every cent of that lovely raise, but is now in the process of a detailed budget outlining his basic needs.  All else goes to Me.

I am also putting the mustang on an allowance, but alas, being overseas creates a bit of a predicament when it comes to having a US account.  Damn 9-11.  However, I’ve come up with an alternative that I will be enforcing immediately.

 I could tell you how much, but it all gets very redundant, doesn’t it?

And tiny’s still working on selling that damn SUV.  Has it listed everywhere, and only a few bites, but no hook.  Perhaps the chastity device is not working for his focus, and I’ll need to look into castration.  Eunuchs make much more devoted slaves.

Many of you tried to contact Me today.  I spoke to some of you for a few moments. For those I did not speak to - I’m still a tad under the weather if you will, but there’s no need to toss yourself off  a building just yet.  I’ll be available by phone in a day or two.

 

One Choice

The mustang has been spoiling Me so much, I haven’t had time for any of you other fools!  Poor babies….as I see it, you’ve got one choice…….

Go make some more money LOSERS!  VIE FOR MY ATTENTION! It’s the only option you have considering your choices.

I have a special WANTlist I have just for the little obedient ponybaby……it’s called “Much More Expensive Than The Crap On Amazon”

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

There’s a reason why some bitches try to steal My slaves…..and FAIL.

Wanna know why? Well……

Come here little piggy……….I’ve got something for you…. *evil laughter*

BTW – ponybaby…..

I WANT more…….and I’m going to TAKE it.  MINE!  ALL MINE!!!!

Oh, and here’s a fun little clip for you to listen to.

A little remix of the best part =)

Recordings Galore!

Last night and today I was feeling particularly creative and deviant so I made up some lovely recordings and assignments for you little dorks to have the pleasure of buying. I EVEN made 4 free little clips – but please don’t think it was out of the kindness of My heart. I simply made them to manipulate you further and hook you permanently into My Machine.

Like I Would

The Truth About you and Me

Two Choices

My Rules, My Way

5 DECADENT RECORDINGS Butcher Knife Castration
You don’t need that little skintag! I’m going to chop it off!
5.43 mins – mp3 format – $35.00

Filthy Feet Tongue Bath
I make you lick the nastiest things off My Beautiful Feet!
6.06 mins – mp3 format – $35.00

Forced Cocksucking Goal
Everyone’s got goals! Listen to Mine!
3.22 mins – mp3 format – $25.00

Lardbelly Fatty Humiliation
Make sure you’re naked for this one tittyboy!
5.24 mins – mp3 format – $35.00

True Toilet Torture Story
The title says it all!
3.35 mins – mp3 format – $35.00

10 RECORDED SLAVE ASSIGNMENTS Slave Assignment #1 – For Catholic Boys
Guiding you into mortal sin – INSIDE a church!
2.17 mins – mp3 format – $15.00
Slave Assignment #2 – Victoria Secret Shopping Trip
It’s time for some new pretties!
1.16 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #3 – Creme de Menthe and a Cork
A recipe I’ve whipped up for the destruction of your dignity!
4.09 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #4 – Black Bra Man Whore
You’re going to the convenient store – but it WON’T be convenient for you!
2.45 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #5 – Shit Stain Pay Pig
Only you and I will know it’s really chocolate!
2.07 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #6 – American Pie Pig
I’m rotten to the core and you’re a freak!!!
1.30 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #7 – Subtle Sissy At Work
Will your boss, coworkers or employees notice??
1.36 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #8 – Cheat On Her With Me
You better pray she doesn’t find it – but you’ll probably pray she does!
2.41 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #9 – Brick Dick
CBT in the home and garden section!
1.51 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #10 – Breakfast With Goddess
SNAP! CRACKLE! ….Uh, you DON’T WANNA KNOW!
2.12 mins – mp3 format – $15.00
 

That should keep you occupied for awhile!  

ALSO, I want you ALL to sign up for an Alertpay account (www.alertpay.com) – it works just like Paypal, but it allows adult transactions.