Internet down, gold up

My internet was out ALL day/night for some reason.  I suppose it had to due with the wild wind storm here last night.  It was quite the witchy evening…

Anyway, I see that I missed several appointments, and a load of IM’s.  I’ll be available this weekend, boys.

I was going to torture the living hell out of fatcunt too….such a shame.  Needles and tranny hookers….it could have been a great night *sigh*

I’ve decided that lardbelly gets to eat out of his neighborhood garbage cans for the next month.  Or more.  I’m hoping for moldy bread, used condoms and other such delicacies for his abysmal hole.

My goodies from dodo started showing up today!  Express FedEx….yum!  I got a lovely chaise lounge for the studio, luggage, a few backdrops and some makeup accessories from Sephora. 

I’m waiting for everything to arrive before I take photos.  I like the idea of one photo showing off My HUGE shopping spree.  I am such the Material Girl!

The gold price keeps rising……rising….rising….

Now that’s sex.

 

I smell DEEEEEELICIOUS!

{Edit 3: dodo nearly cleaned out My ENTIRE “Enterain Me” WANTlist before he hit his credit card daily limit!  WHOO, but BOO!!!  Also, the party I was headed to was cancelled due to crappy weather =(  I HATE SNOW! So I’ll be available to torment after all. } 

{Edit 2: dodo’s gone and bought EVERYTHING off My Main WANTlist!}

{Edit: dodo’s up to $500  $700 tonight! $1500 for the week =} 

What a week!  I had a fabulous birthday party – some old friends from San Fran I haven’t seen in YEARS flew into Cleveland and it was a HUGE surprise. I literally screamed when I saw them, as these girls and I did some major stomping of the city {and boys!} together when I lived in the Mission. 

I finally took some pics of the gifts I got {I guess there are more on the way now!}

thumper got Me Chaos!!! Finally!  The eager-to-please, sweater-pissing, carrot-munching  dork did a great job on getting this – I literally have been sniffing Myself for days and delighting in My DELICIOUSNESS =P

thumper – I’ve got a carrot that needs a hole. Report for duuuuuty….NOW.

He also got the goodies below:

 

 

 

 

 

 

And tiny came in a the biggest loser YET AGAIN with this killer new system!  It’s not hooked up yet, as I’ve been hosting little soires all week.  I’m going to have a boy come over and do it soon though - MUST have the power!

Another new boy that’s listening to My hypnosis recordings sent Me $1100 in tributes.  I’ve literally never spoken to him directly.  He sent $200 every day this past week and $300 tonight. What a dodo! *wink* How well they work for Me…Yuuuummm…

I also took $600 from wombat on his first call last night.  Later in a chat, he was literally begging Me to take his financial information!  I contemplated for a moment, then I decided, why rush ….a slow burn is so much more torturous for him and enjoyable for Me….

Oh, and michael….you’ve got something waiting for you. Open it.

Speaking of  waiting, I also got My $500 that this little faggot from days past ”forgot” to send Me.  How I got it is none of your business, but I bet you’re dying to know, aren’t you? Hehehehe =) 

And it looks like you owe Me another Benji – cough it up fuckhead!

I don’t flirt the concept around lightly….I NEVER forget anything and I do ALWAYS get what I want in the end.

One way or another.

Pretty In Pink

I played with My new camera this morning! No photoshop, no makeup, bedhead galore, in My jammies and I’m still the seeeeeexiest Bitch you’ve ever seen!

I’ve got a birthday party to attend tonight….so it’s doubtful I’ll be available to the masses.  However, you can go check out My cute new tribute buttons (kudos to technosub for the idea and webcunt for the execution) and click them until your credit card bleeds for Me!

Ciao fucklettes!

I COMMAND, I GET – $7,000 SHOPPING SPREE!!!

I’ve got the mustang so tied up in the brain and twisted around My little pinky!!!!!!!!!!  I’ve had him on a shopping-for-Goddess trip all week long and I kept him awake ALL last night and made him buy EVERYTHING last thing off My expensive “ponyboy-only” WANTlist!!!!!!

I also forced him strip naked outside of the house where his soon-to-be ex-wife was sleeping and do whacko nudie jumping jacks and like 60 old-fart pushups – each time he went down, he HAD TO KISS MY GROUND.  Then he got the privilege to run back inside and buy something else for Me……

Soooooooo……….although I don’t usually write about My scores until they come in – I’m just too excited not too!!!

The Queen Bee Of The Universe is getting:

Bose Lifestyle 28 Series III CD and DVD Player Surround Sound System – $1,999.00 (probably more $$$ with shipping, taxes, and installation!)

32″ Class BRAVIA® XBR-series LCD Flat Panel HDTV  – $1,599.00 (and a $249.00 5-year service plan)

Fender Artist Series Eric Clapton Stratocaster Guitar – $1,499.00

New boots (two pair that already came in!), more jewelry, software……and LOADS of other stuff I WANT!!!

My little broken mustang is so obedient, so fucked and soooooooooooooooo MINE!  A very good boy for Master………especially when the little shit leaves his (ex) wife as I have COMMANDED.

Oh and here are two KTV purses that ponyboy bought  – I really only wanted the black one, but My exceptionally good little fucker thought I might one another in pink!  Thoughtful, no?

Oh fuckers………..if you only knew what was inside this already! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Pink chrome……..it’s a little “ghetto-fabulous” but I can work anything into what I want =P

AND, here are the new boots that he just got – this little pony knows his Master does NOT like to wait and orders most everything with overnight and/or expedited shipping!

These are so gypsy!  I love embroidered leather boots!!!!!

AND THESE HAVE ALREADY KNOCKED MY OTHER FAVE “GIRLS” out of the #1 spot in My black icy Heart!  I FUCKING ADOOOOOOOOOOOORE these Doc Martens!!!!!!!  These are ball-smashing, envy-inspiring, cutesy bitch boots in pink and I ABSOLUTELY LOOOOOOOOVE THEM!!!

I’ve STILL got a whole LIST of cashola and humilation and suppressing of pigboys that’s gone on lately that I should write about…… but as they say………..

Good girls keep diaries, and BAD GIRLS just don’t have the time!

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