Bye bye virgin holes!!!

I’ve got a new little bitch (quite a few new ones lately!) and she’s on the path to become My #1 whore.  So I’ve arranged for her first cocksucking session tomorrow night. 

You are connected
xsontramp: [02/04/2008 3:20:04 PM EST] I’ll feed ya this 7×5.5 cut cock man.  4 day load to blow
blowupdoll: This is actually blowupdoll’s Mistress
xsontramp has connected.
xsontramp: he needs a big cock in him?
blowupdoll: Yes, he does
blowupdoll: And it will be his first time
blowupdoll: And he’s very eager to be used
xsontramp: when does he wanna get down on it?
blowupdoll: As soon as possible
blowupdoll: I was editing his profile
blowupdoll: I will contact him and find out his availability
blowupdoll: He will be ready when I say
xsontramp: I prolly don’t have enough time today.  Dammit
blowupdoll: No need to rush – when are you free?
xsontramp: I’m free tomorrow night after 5:00
blowupdoll: That sounds perfect
blowupdoll: I’ll send him an email
blowupdoll: tell him I found his first cock to swallow
blowupdoll: and I’ll set it up
xsontramp: does he want his cock sucked too?
blowupdoll: Do you enjoy that?
xsontramp: yep
blowupdoll: Alright, I’ll let him experience that
xsontramp: does he want a fat cock in any other hole?
blowupdoll: Well, let’s leave it to sucking for the first session
blowupdoll: But that’s where it’s headed
xsontramp: you gonna watch him do this?
blowupdoll: I’d like to
blowupdoll: but it would have to be on cam
blowupdoll: As I am away
xsontramp: that’s cool
blowupdoll: That would be cool with you to be on cam then?
xsontramp: hell yes
blowupdoll: Fantastic
xsontramp: where is he located?
blowupdoll: Eastlake
xsontramp: not far then.   Pike Place Market here
blowupdoll: great
xsontramp: he cool with an older guy’s nice cock?   49 here
blowupdoll: He’s cool with anything I tell him to be cool with
xsontramp: damn
xsontramp: his profile sounds hot.   Always willing to help new cummers
blowupdoll: So, I’ll email him and set up a time after 5PM tomorrow and get back with you through here
xsontramp: that’s cool.  I’m usually online if I’m home.
xsontramp: tell him to save a big load for me too
blowupdoll: Oh, I will…for sure
xsontramp: you can watch him swallow my load and then I’ll swallow his
blowupdoll: Excellent
xsontramp: I’m a horndog.  neg and std free
blowupdoll: Would you consider yourself more aggressive or more submissive?
xsontramp: aggressive
blowupdoll: Excellent
blowupdoll: he needs to be used like a little bitch
xsontramp: I want first chance at is otherr hole if you are satisfied with this job
blowupdoll: I was going to tell you just that
xsontramp: I won’t rape him…just eat his ass and then work it in nice and slow until he has it all inside his hot ass
blowupdoll: Oh very good
blowupdoll: Well I have to go workout, so I’ll contact you later on after I speak to him
blowupdoll: Sound good?
xsontramp: I’m planning on fucking his face and swallowing his cock tomorrow night after 5:00.   Don’t disappoint me please
xsontramp: I won’t disappoinbt either one of you
blowupdoll: Excellent…this will be happening, I assure you
blowupdoll: Ciao for now

Internet down, gold up

My internet was out ALL day/night for some reason.  I suppose it had to due with the wild wind storm here last night.  It was quite the witchy evening…

Anyway, I see that I missed several appointments, and a load of IM’s.  I’ll be available this weekend, boys.

I was going to torture the living hell out of fatcunt too….such a shame.  Needles and tranny hookers….it could have been a great night *sigh*

I’ve decided that lardbelly gets to eat out of his neighborhood garbage cans for the next month.  Or more.  I’m hoping for moldy bread, used condoms and other such delicacies for his abysmal hole.

My goodies from dodo started showing up today!  Express FedEx….yum!  I got a lovely chaise lounge for the studio, luggage, a few backdrops and some makeup accessories from Sephora. 

I’m waiting for everything to arrive before I take photos.  I like the idea of one photo showing off My HUGE shopping spree.  I am such the Material Girl!

The gold price keeps rising……rising….rising….

Now that’s sex.

 

I smell DEEEEEELICIOUS!

{Edit 3: dodo nearly cleaned out My ENTIRE “Enterain Me” WANTlist before he hit his credit card daily limit!  WHOO, but BOO!!!  Also, the party I was headed to was cancelled due to crappy weather =(  I HATE SNOW! So I’ll be available to torment after all. } 

{Edit 2: dodo’s gone and bought EVERYTHING off My Main WANTlist!}

{Edit: dodo’s up to $500  $700 tonight! $1500 for the week =} 

What a week!  I had a fabulous birthday party – some old friends from San Fran I haven’t seen in YEARS flew into Cleveland and it was a HUGE surprise. I literally screamed when I saw them, as these girls and I did some major stomping of the city {and boys!} together when I lived in the Mission. 

I finally took some pics of the gifts I got {I guess there are more on the way now!}

thumper got Me Chaos!!! Finally!  The eager-to-please, sweater-pissing, carrot-munching  dork did a great job on getting this – I literally have been sniffing Myself for days and delighting in My DELICIOUSNESS =P

thumper – I’ve got a carrot that needs a hole. Report for duuuuuty….NOW.

He also got the goodies below:

 

 

 

 

 

 

And tiny came in a the biggest loser YET AGAIN with this killer new system!  It’s not hooked up yet, as I’ve been hosting little soires all week.  I’m going to have a boy come over and do it soon though - MUST have the power!

Another new boy that’s listening to My hypnosis recordings sent Me $1100 in tributes.  I’ve literally never spoken to him directly.  He sent $200 every day this past week and $300 tonight. What a dodo! *wink* How well they work for Me…Yuuuummm…

I also took $600 from wombat on his first call last night.  Later in a chat, he was literally begging Me to take his financial information!  I contemplated for a moment, then I decided, why rush ….a slow burn is so much more torturous for him and enjoyable for Me….

Oh, and michael….you’ve got something waiting for you. Open it.

Speaking of  waiting, I also got My $500 that this little faggot from days past ”forgot” to send Me.  How I got it is none of your business, but I bet you’re dying to know, aren’t you? Hehehehe =) 

And it looks like you owe Me another Benji – cough it up fuckhead!

I don’t flirt the concept around lightly….I NEVER forget anything and I do ALWAYS get what I want in the end.

One way or another.

Pretty In Pink

I played with My new camera this morning! No photoshop, no makeup, bedhead galore, in My jammies and I’m still the seeeeeexiest Bitch you’ve ever seen!

I’ve got a birthday party to attend tonight….so it’s doubtful I’ll be available to the masses.  However, you can go check out My cute new tribute buttons (kudos to technosub for the idea and webcunt for the execution) and click them until your credit card bleeds for Me!

Ciao fucklettes!

Dicklette slams, two new boys and FUCK am I HOT!

My studio is excellent!  I did a shoot two nights ago and it was a blast.  I still have to figure out how to use everything and then teach My friends and whatnot, but it’s fantastic and it’s finally DONE.

Here’s a wallpaper that was made from one of the pics.  Download it, put it on your desktop and and stare for HOURS with Niteflirt open and send, send, SEND!

I Own YouI Own You

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I’ll put the whole photoset up soon.  There’s like 20 ultra-devastating pics for your brains to get all mushed up and stupid over. =P

And hey cuntboys, it’s My Birthday on the 19th.  One week away! I’ve been so busy I totally forgot about it!  Imagine that, Me forgetting about something to capitalize on…Hahahaha.

I haven’t updated My Amazon WANTlist in awhile, as I mentioned before – but I think I’ll click around and put some goodies on it, get rid of old stuff…..yada, yada.

So, on the matter of slaves and rejects of nature…..

The mustang has freaking malaria.  I’m rather upset that My Name isn’t on his will yet.  I wonder if he will get better or DIE??  It would be unfortunate if I missed out giving him a death kick with thigh high boots on…I think I’m sad now.

Hahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!

fatcunt reported for doormat duty.  I made him sit in a tub of freezing cold water while whispering My sweet nothings in his ear.  I knew he was thirsty as hell, so after profusely begging Me to satiate his parched hole, I graciously allowed him to chug 16 ounces of yummy-licious contact lense solution!  I hear it creates terrible bowel issues the next day.  I do love to leave a lingering effect.

After freezing for quite awhile, manboobs-a-plenty got to take a scalding hot shower.  Wow, I’ve heard some screams in My life, but goodness!  Boy wonderless sounded like a dying rabbit! Hehehehe….

The grand finale was having him slam his lackthereof under the HEAVY toilet seat so many times I can’t remember.  It would have only been more satisfying had I been slamming it Myself.  You just can’t judge if they’re doing it right and HARD enough, you know…

Two new boys showed up on chat at the same time – that was a fun juggling act.  I’m taking thousands ($3,100 to be exact) from one, but the other one shows up in the middle of it and I only got $300 from him.  #2 also got Me a new bottle of Donna Karan Gold though, which was good, because My bottle’s almost gone.  I still have the little purse parfums mustang got, but I like the spray better.  Those little rollerball thingies have a sort of chemical smell, and I can’t tolerate it.

Yeah, I’d post “proof” (LOL, that term and the whole notion of it cracks Me up) but there are tattletales all over watching My every move, and it wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture. It’ll go in members only posts that you get the pleasure of paying out the ass to read.

And you thought only your faggot asses obsess over Me! Boys, girls…..My appeal knows no boundaries =P

Additionally, the other havoc I’ve been stirring up will also be in a members-only journal.  There are a few things that need to be worked out before I make passwords available – but keep your pervy eyes open for it soon.

Now get your inadequate shell over to My WANTlist and buy Me birthday presents =)

No WISHES, Only WANTS

I haven’t really added anything to My WANTlists for awhile, because quite frankly shopping on Amazon is so slow and tedious and I’m far too impatient when it comes to finding the perfect thing.  Waiting on pages of crap that I don’t want to load isn’t My gig.

That said, I did add a few things today.  A couple of items for My photo studio (it’ll be done tomorrow!!) and a luggage set for My upcoming trip to who knows where. Hahahaha…I still haven’t decided exactly where I want to go.  I am one picky, particular Woman.

I MUST have the items for the studio and since you MUST have MORE OF ME – get to buying.

Oh yes, I also forgot to mention that tiny bought the rest of the big $$ equipment for My studio.  Good boy.  Now beg.

And I’ve discovered that I can still take calls on Niteflirt even with being suspended or such.  I might be on later this evening, but then again I might not. You can check My status on My Site.

$60,000 More For ME – a sweet ending to a fabulous year!

Helloooo boys….

If you’ve not been devotedly paying and/or suffering for Me, then you obviously weren’t privy to the fact that I’ve been travelling over the holidays. I popped into NYC to visit some friends, Chicago again, Michigan, I did a three day stint in Atlanta. I do love to travel, but fuck it can be tiring!  I’m shooting for a relaxing week of nothing but pure pampering and hedonism in Aruba or maybe Mexico in January for My birthday or perhaps February.  I have My travel agent checking out some kiss-your-ass-completely resorts.  It’s the only way to go =P

And I believe the last time I wrote I was sick…lucky Me, some bacteria-carrying freak has passed their germs on to Me again and now I’ve got some sort of head cold. Ugh.  I swear, every fucking time I leave the house and get into a herd of cattle, some fucking sicky gets near Me.  I hate that.  I probably picked it up Christmas shopping – OMG, insanity this year!  The throngs of retards were thick, and I swore that I’d do all My shopping online, but I just waited too long and ended up having to get out in it. =(

The GREAT part was that I didn’t pay for a THING.  Yes, this year’s Christmas purchases were all on tiny!  I think the grand total ended up being close to $10,000 or so – I bought a few flat panel TVs, some PS3’s, an iphone, GPS nav…you know, techy expensive stuff.  It was an awesome Christmas for all My friends and family =)

Oh yes, and let Me not forget to BRAG and BOAST like the rotten little Girl that I am!   In addition to tiny fronting Christmas, the mustang FINALLY delivered on his HUGE, very cool tribute.  Well, it was actually the company’s fault it took so long to get to Me, but whatever.  So check it out:

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You’re looking at $30,000 in gold coins.  In case you aren’t aware, gold has been on the rise and hit it’s highest price-per-ounce since the 80’s in 2007.  The forecast is that it’s going to DOUBLE in 2008.  This tribute could potentially end up being $60,000!  So, now I’ve got these shiny beauties sitting in a safety deposit box in the bank, waiting for the demand to drive the price up up up! 

But that’s not all freakbabies – I couldn’t end this fabulous year without going out with a bang.  I also got 25G’s from lardbelly!  I made him SELL EVERTHING!  Literally.  He whined about not being as “rich” as tiny or the mustang, but wanted to SEND ME MORE.  It then became My mission to downgrade his life and discover just how much juice One can pump from an impotent dork!

I made him take photos of EVERYTHING in his house. Then I made him make a list of every valuable item he owned. Televisions, cd players, tools, cars – you name it. Then with the list he made, and the inventory photos of every item in his house, I came up with a MUST SELL list.

I had him whip up flyers to hang about town. You know the kind with the little phone number tabs – hahahaha!  I had rolypoly sign up for an account on every auction site out there. He sold his furniture, an old broken-down muscle car sitting in the garage – I even had him sell family heirlooms and his dead mom’s old gold jewelry!

All in all, the total for months and months of selling this pigfuck’s crap came to $25,650. The french-fry gobbling blob o’ cellulite counted it out into stacks of various denominations and amounts and paper-clipped them! It looked like granny’s secret mattress stash when it got here! I sprayed so much Lysol on it that My living room looked like a mushroom cloud had exploded!! HAHAHAHA!!!

I’ve also gotten quite a few lesser tributes since I posted last – I’ll write about them later.  This post is already a freaking novel.

Also, My Decadent Diary has been permanently moved here. This means update your bookmarks, as I won’t be posting to Livejournal anymore.

My exploits can now be read here: www.decadent-goddess.com/journal  

My new journal also combines My Private Diary for members only!  Members-only entries are password protected.  I’ll give instructions soon enough on how to join and get your password in a few days or so.

Last, but not least, My Website is now LIVE!  The members area is still being worked on, but the public area is up and running.  Enjoy your descent into Decadence….

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*streeeeeetch* 

I’m back.  I know all of you have missed Me so….

For those who don’t already know, I’ve been enjoying the last of the warm weather and taking little trips here and there.  I’ve been boating all over Lake Erie, in My boat and some new friends’ killer cigarette boat. It’s a 42ft. Fountain and if you’ve never been on one, they are fast fast fast and fun as hell!   I drove it several times now and it’s a HUGE thrill =)

Also went to some killer concerts: Carina Round, Bjork, Ani Difranco and Queensryche. I’ve got like 4 or 5 more concerts I’m going to coming up here soon.

What else….oh yeah, getting cash and goodies as usual! My latest haul from the post office:

Seems I’ve got a new admirer.  Hey bj, I saw your journal. Quite the addict, aren’t you!  Buy ME more! 

bj bought a bunch of stuff of My WANTlist:

Here’s a scan of the note bj sent with one of the dvds.  Says it all, doesn’t it? Hahahahaha….

david1519 got Me the cutest toe ring ever!  It’s really gorgeous:

happyhour got Me these espradilles:

And My little beastie o’ burden mustang sent some amber jewelry and some more cool foreign money for My collection:

Also, for those of you who’ve been setting appointments on NF and I’ve ignored them, I’ll be on tonight or tomorrow. 

Right now I’m going shopping with My paid off credit card from tiny.  Ciao, fucklettes!

Upgrades and Downgrades

Check out the new cuteness webcunt’s been whipping up!

My new Queen Bee logo:

Isn’t it the cutest freakin’ thing you ever saw????!!!!!!!  I ADORE IT!!!

And here are some fun little caption pics:

Oh, and isn’t this just disgustingly hilarious?????

That would be happyhour – who obviously doesn’t understand what consequences mean – or perhaps he simply thinks he’s too smart for Moi.  Allow Me to offer a bit of wisdom from the old country….

Your patterns will reveal all.

I’m going to burn you worse than you’ve ever dreamt.  Because now, freaky fuck, I don’t even want your money.  And that should terrify you.  Especially considering these aren’t all the pics I have, and that it was more than simple to find ALL of your information.  Your ex-Dommes have been more than helpful!

In other news, tiny is hocking his fancy schmancy big boy SUV and downgrading to a dorky rust bucket jollopy. I figure that sale will net Me at least another $50,000.  SWEET!

I just can’t get enough……….mmmmnnnnn.

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12 Steps To Creating A Living Sculpture (A Freaky Masterpiece!)

Step One:
Sit back, relax and let the guinea pigs line up.  Choose the one You think has the most moula and potential for amusing You.

Step Two:
Make sure they are reeeeally braindead – yet prepared.  A guinea pig who shows up with nothing is boring.

Step Three:
Make sure the pigfuck has a webcam.  Allow the maggot to turn on his webcam.  Screenshots are a must for documenting the progression of Your Living Sculpture. 

Step Four:
Allow the evil juices to flow through Your Pretty Head. Hold no deviant thought back.  Release them all with full force onto Your work.  Remember, experimentation is fun and the Artiste is ALWAYS RIGHT!

Step Five:
Begin the artistic transformation.  Duct tape the guinea pig’s head so that You don’t have to look at their hideous face.  Make the guinea pig write demeaning words such as “fat cunt” across it’s hairy grotesque manboobies and lard gut. 



Step Six:
Make the guinea pig stick not one, not two, but all 25 suppositories up inside of it’s anal cavity!  Be sure You make the guinea pig squeeze it’s nasty cheeks together so no suppositories fall out before Step Nine.

Step Seven:
Put Yourself into Your work.  For example, if You are currently bleeding, decorate the artpiece with tampons.  They are beautiful AND biodegradable!

Step Eight:
Take a moment to observe Your progress.  Make it do a little jig for shits (literally) and giggles!

Step Nine:
Art is as powerful on the inside as it is on the exterior.  Make the subject wrap it’s ass up with saran wrap and duct tape to insure the 25 suppositories are doing the harder work for You!

Step Ten:
Observe Your work again.  Leave no hole uncovered!

Step Eleven:
Detail is everything!  Take great care in applying the final touches to Your Living Sculpture.  The Feminine in all things is Supreme!  Laugh at your GREATNESS – You’ve made something FANTASTICALLY BIZARRE!!!

Step Twelve:
Your work MUST speak for itself. To truly make a statement, make the guinea pig shake up the suppositories inside by bending it over and over.  When it screams “i’m going to puke!! i’m going to shit!!” and then proceeds to do so all over itself, it is then You know that You have truly created a MASTERPIECE!!! 


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