Home is where I break your heart….

A dose of DG….finally!  I bet your little skintag is just pulsing to the extreme isn’t it! I imagine it’s like a little worm, all dirty and ready to be dissected for Science.   But go ahead now, you all may all prick your bitty dangles with a bunch of pink head straight pins in honor of My Divine Return!  Take a picture, send it to Me….hell send it to your mother, wife and priest too.  I’m sure they’ll ALL enjoy the freakshow.

Sooooooooo………My vacation was subliiiiiiime.  I’m officially THE Mexican National Symbol of Beauty.  I was literally WORSHIPPED by thousands of those little mexis.  I could have foregone flying home, opting instead for being carried on the shoulders of the tiny Mayans, as a true Goddess should travel.

And treated like a true Goddess, I was….My Amazonian Blonde Beauty stunned them ALL into submission.  I had this preconceived notion that Latino boys were chock full of meaningless machisimo – well, obviously not in My Presence. No need to demand anything anywhere - EVERYTHING I wanted was just there.Some highlights of My trip:

For the most part I soaked up the sunshine.  Gawd, do I have a beautiful sunkissed glowing tan now!  Even My tanlines turn Me on, which I usually hate, but fuckYum!  Everything’s delicious on Me!

Oh, I also came home to $5000+ in tributes and I’ve gotten $6000+ in Amazon GC’s.  ¡Excelente! See, that’s the way to “work”!  It’s all in the way you churn their bitty brains….chop and mush…implant and trigger….

amazon_gc10.jpg   As you can see, dodo missed Me lots.

amazon_gc11.jpg  Some new junky.  Realizes this is pitiful quite quickly.

amazon_gc12.jpg  Resolves his ridiculous attempt with this!  Redeems pigself slightly – now it’s time to empty his bank accounts.

Yes, I intend to drain him completely.  A bloodletting on My homecoming….SUBLIME.

Oh yes, and when I got home, My house was FILLED to the ceiling with GIFTS! You have no idea what hard work it is getting presents….Hahahaaha! 

It’s a good thing I have boys to open them, break down the boxes and take them to the recycling center.  They, of course know that I detest coming home to a mess. My slaves watched My kitty, opened My packages for Me when I was away, assembled things that needed assembled and though My place was full of new goodies for Goddess - it was sparkling clean.  So nice to come home to.  They really did a lovely job.

And for all of their efforts, they were rewarded.  Oh, you can ONLY imagine…..HAHAHAHA  Eat, drink and be humiliated THOROUGHLY!
Such dirty little mouths now.

So, I’ll have the phone on tonight I think.  I’m ready to inflict.

Are you ready to receive………………..?

Spitting on boys

Okay, okay – I said I’d write about My fun little spitting experience the other day and I completely forgot about it.  That’s what happens when I’m dominating the world!

So, I was with My girlfriend and We’re doing our 3 mile walk.   We’re crossing a street and as we get into the middle of the street, the light turns red.  There’s this car flying down the street and doesn’t slow down at all, as a matter of fact the fuckstain speeds up  – so I turn around and look at him like the fucking ass idiot he is.  Then the fucker has the audacity to stop in the middle of the road WITH a car behind him, roll down his window and ask Me if I have a problem?!!!

I started laughing right away, because I know this type of dickhead.  Tiny dick with a big attitude that likes to be aggressive with women because he can’t accept the fact that he’s a loser by birth!

So I tell him, Yes I’ve got a big problem.  You tried to run Me over.

Immediately this cunt starts screaming and cussing at Me.  I reminded him that pedestrians always have the right of way and then laughed at he screamed some more.  Laughing at his stupid ass made him more irate and he started calling Me everything but a white woman.

Then I got pissed.

I unleashed the most torrid verbal assault I have ever laid out on someone in My life.  I wish I could remember everything I said, but it was such a flow of utter cruel creativity that I can’t remember most of it - although My girlfriend keeps quoting lines to Me! Hahahahaha!!!

So after I’m done with My tirade (which tinydick tries to interrupt but fails) I get right in his fucking face and spit.

Then I pulled out My cell phone and asked him if he'd like Me to call the police.  The look on this little bitch’s face was CLASSIC!  The look of defeat came over him and he just sped away.  The girl in the car behind him (who’d been sitting there through the entire scuffle)  pulled up and she said that it was the best thing she’d ever seen and the nutcase deserved it for trying to run us over!

Unfortunately, I was hoping that he would have gotten out of the car – because I was so so so hoping to use some of My nunchuck skills on him! Hahahahahaha!

Anyway – that’s the story…….and I’m sure it’s sticking to him.

Aren’t all of you little sluts jealous???? =P”’