Well…
you were going to get a new MP3 from Me today. It’s seems, however, that Niteflirt is malfunctional again. Eerily similiar to your penis when you try to fuck your girlfriend pillow….
It’s quite the MASTERpiece. A little teaser…
It’s really time that NF updated their system. I know they’ve made enough money from Me alone to accomplish that task.
Considering this is only one of My boys and considering that NF has already taken 30% off the top:
I’d say it was time to update to functional technology.
Oh, and there’s a whole lot more where that came from, but unfortunately we can’t have the jealous mouths squawking on Me, so boys, you can’t see it. I’ll sum it up for you though - about $22,000 more in tributes and over $100,000 in Amazon gifts and gift certificates. I’ve lost count of those.
Check My website - there are a few new pages of My gloriousness for you to imbibe.
Goddess Gets…AGAIN! A new SUV for ME!
The Queen Bee: sounds like quite the predicament for you…
The Queen Bee: hard time typing?
birdy: It is It is, you know, i was thinking I spent 75 k in less than 2 weeks. 30k on car 25k on Amazon and 20 k in tributes, must be a new record
birdy: And yes I am , i cant type and look at you at th same time, its too hard:((
So do you like the new 2008 Mercury Mariner My little birdy was compelled to buy Me?
I wanted something cute and black to be able to tote My boat around….
And the Mariner was the perfect choice….sleek, shiny and just gorgeous!
She’s a perfect fit….so soft, and yet so powerful at the same time.
One little wire transfer of $30,000 to the dealership and…….
VOILA! It’s Mine…..as usual.
I just adore those Versace sunglasses too - and considering how sunny and bright it is where I live, a Girl needs a pair (or 50) of gorgeous specs. =P
Oh and I also got most of the goodies from My recent shopping spree on Amazon. A few of My favorites:
I wanted a diamond bracelet, but I just abhor most diamond bracelets. I found this on Amazon and fell in love! They have had some gorgeous jewelry - I think I’ve almost cleaned them out! You can oggle the rest of My sparklies on the Goodies for Goddess page.
And I also got the new Macbook Air! This notebook is cuteness incarnate and aptly named - it’s light as a feather!
I haven’t got My new Mac desktop yet, but I did get the enormous $900 flatscreen monitor that goes with it:
And oh oh oh!!!!! Isn’t she ADORABLE?????
So I’m off to zip around in My new Mariner, visit some friends and enjoy the sunshine! You can sit at home and think about Me all day…..
Hehehe.
Am I PHENOMENAL or what?!!!
These gift certificates aren’t even counting the THOUSANDS of dollars of stuff My little birdy buys off Amazon directly. It’s hot, I know!!!! No - I’M HOT! And I don’t just mean sexxxxxy. I mean ACHINGLY GORGEOUS AND TRIUMPHANTLY BRILLIANT!
Yeah if I was you, I’d want to be Me too! The problem for you is this:
I am The Incomparable.
Copy every word I write…no seriously, DO IT! How about you just call your dusty Amazon wishlist a WANTlist or some other cute derivative of My Divine Vernacular?! I’m sure the boypigs will clear up those goodies in a blinding flash! HAHAHAHAHA! No! Try bleaching those brunette locks suicide blonde like Mine! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! They’ll love you, I promise! Oh, here’s a good one….take up HYPNOSIS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
No wait! I’ve got the perfect solution!
Get on your dirty cock-smoking knees and grovel like the rest of the WORLD!
P.S. The secret’s in the sauce!
UPDATE 3-30-08:
There is really only one thing to say about this…..
Whatever Thee Goddess Wants, Thee GODDESS GETS!
DENIED…yum!
If you’ve attempted to purchase My Recordings and other fantastic manIPULATIONS through Niteflirt as of today - you’ve been denied.
Yes indeed, I am so INFAMOUS that once again someone has taken the time out of their day to scope out MY website for Niteflirt no-no’s and report Me for said violations. Can you imagine the sheer boredom this person must be plagued with to attempt such feeble efforts to STOP MY WORLD DOMINATION?! I mean, I know I’m completely irresistable and all…… =P
Anyway, pigfucks - you’re being denied even more than I already deny you, and this time I don’t even have to lift a pinky to do it!
So what you’re going to do is sit there and wait. You’ll check to see if My listings are back everyday. Make it your morning ritual. Skip your lunch hour and let your belly burn with hunger while you attempt to get a little MORE of Me in your system. Watch My Videos and then try to call Me. When you climb into bed with your wifey/girlfriend, wait until they are asleep, sneak out of bed, hide in a closet and try to call Me AGAIN.
And when you can’t - know that denying you is a total fucking thrill for Me.
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Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....