Tis The Season…
to drain you dry!
It’s a little over a week into December and I’ve already spent $20,000 Christmas shopping. As usual, tiny wired 10K for My Xmas shopping exursions, birdy sent $7,000 in Amazon GCs, and dedorko squeezed out another $3,000 in cash in the mail. Yummy!
Speaking of which….while I have been terrorizing store clerks and mercilessly jacking up credit cards, another little sweetpeach decided to report Me to Niteflirt and get My listings suspended for……drumroll please…..having My P.O. Box on My website. Hahahaha! Obviously, I’ll be having the webcunt replace that address and you’ll need to contact My directly for it.
It never ceases to amuse Me the lengths to which girlies will waste their time trying to stop Me! Emailing My boys, tattling on Me, etc. So here’s a public service announcement and some advice – I figure you need it if you’re that desperate to sit behind a computer and launch baby bombs in an effort to evolve:
First of all, it’s pretty obvious that you’re bored honey. No worries, there’s all kinds of stuff you could be doing!
Secondly, if your sights are set on Me, then you’ve probably got a little lesbian inside of you. That’s okay, I know I’m completely irresistable to both sexes. Here’s a little book you might wanna read.
I know….you’re broke and this financial domination thing isn’t working out for you. You simply can’t get money like I get money and you seethe over it while brushing what teeth you have left. Maybe you’re in the wrong area – try these ideas to make a little quick cash!
And lastly, you’re one in a long line of obsessive fans over the last 2 years. I am the Unstoppable. Seek therapy for your powerlessness….or better yet submit to ME!
Well…
you were going to get a new MP3 from Me today. It’s seems, however, that Niteflirt is malfunctional again. Eerily similiar to your penis when you try to fuck your girlfriend pillow….
It’s quite the MASTERpiece. A little teaser…
It’s really time that NF updated their system. I know they’ve made enough money from Me alone to accomplish that task.
Considering this is only one of My boys and considering that NF has already taken 30% off the top:
I’d say it was time to update to functional technology.
Oh, and there’s a whole lot more where that came from, but unfortunately we can’t have the jealous mouths squawking on Me, so boys, you can’t see it. I’ll sum it up for you though – about $22,000 more in tributes and over $100,000 in Amazon gifts and gift certificates. I’ve lost count of those.
Check My website - there are a few new pages of My gloriousness for you to imbibe.
Goddess Gets…AGAIN! A new SUV for ME!
The Queen Bee: sounds like quite the predicament for you…
The Queen Bee: hard time typing?
birdy: It is It is, you know, i was thinking I spent 75 k in less than 2 weeks. 30k on car 25k on Amazon and 20 k in tributes, must be a new record
birdy: And yes I am , i cant type and look at you at th same time, its too hard:((
So do you like the new 2008 Mercury Mariner My little birdy was compelled to buy Me?
I wanted something cute and black to be able to tote My boat around….
And the Mariner was the perfect choice….sleek, shiny and just gorgeous!
She’s a perfect fit….so soft, and yet so powerful at the same time.
One little wire transfer of $30,000 to the dealership and…….
VOILA! It’s Mine…..as usual.
I just adore those Versace sunglasses too – and considering how sunny and bright it is where I live, a Girl needs a pair (or 50) of gorgeous specs. =P
Oh and I also got most of the goodies from My recent shopping spree on Amazon. A few of My favorites:
I wanted a diamond bracelet, but I just abhor most diamond bracelets. I found this on Amazon and fell in love! They have had some gorgeous jewelry – I think I’ve almost cleaned them out! You can oggle the rest of My sparklies on the Goodies for Goddess page.
And I also got the new Macbook Air! This notebook is cuteness incarnate and aptly named – it’s light as a feather!
I haven’t got My new Mac desktop yet, but I did get the enormous $900 flatscreen monitor that goes with it:
And oh oh oh!!!!! Isn’t she ADORABLE?????
So I’m off to zip around in My new Mariner, visit some friends and enjoy the sunshine! You can sit at home and think about Me all day…..
Hehehe.
Am I PHENOMENAL or what?!!!
These gift certificates aren’t even counting the THOUSANDS of dollars of stuff My little birdy buys off Amazon directly. It’s hot, I know!!!! No – I’M HOT! And I don’t just mean sexxxxxy. I mean ACHINGLY GORGEOUS AND TRIUMPHANTLY BRILLIANT!
Yeah if I was you, I’d want to be Me too! The problem for you is this:
I am The Incomparable.
Copy every word I write…no seriously, DO IT! How about you just call your dusty Amazon wishlist a WANTlist or some other cute derivative of My Divine Vernacular?! I’m sure the boypigs will clear up those goodies in a blinding flash! HAHAHAHAHA! No! Try bleaching those brunette locks suicide blonde like Mine! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! They’ll love you, I promise! Oh, here’s a good one….take up HYPNOSIS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
No wait! I’ve got the perfect solution!
Get on your dirty cock-smoking knees and grovel like the rest of the WORLD!
P.S. The secret’s in the sauce!
UPDATE 3-30-08:
There is really only one thing to say about this…..
Whatever Thee Goddess Wants, Thee GODDESS GETS!
DENIED…yum!
If you’ve attempted to purchase My Recordings and other fantastic manIPULATIONS through Niteflirt as of today – you’ve been denied.
Yes indeed, I am so INFAMOUS that once again someone has taken the time out of their day to scope out MY website for Niteflirt no-no’s and report Me for said violations. Can you imagine the sheer boredom this person must be plagued with to attempt such feeble efforts to STOP MY WORLD DOMINATION?! I mean, I know I’m completely irresistable and all…… =P
Anyway, pigfucks – you’re being denied even more than I already deny you, and this time I don’t even have to lift a pinky to do it!
So what you’re going to do is sit there and wait. You’ll check to see if My listings are back everyday. Make it your morning ritual. Skip your lunch hour and let your belly burn with hunger while you attempt to get a little MORE of Me in your system. Watch My Videos and then try to call Me. When you climb into bed with your wifey/girlfriend, wait until they are asleep, sneak out of bed, hide in a closet and try to call Me AGAIN.
And when you can’t – know that denying you is a total fucking thrill for Me.
Protected: I’m RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIINED!
You Know Who You Are…
And I quote:
“The charm of a Walmart bracelet; The Glamour of a strip mall; The art of paint by numbers. If your IQ is above 100, you’ll likely find her booooring. Call someone else (or my ex)”Oh poor you! If pigfuck idiots leave this feedback about you, I’d say you’re on the wrong side of the tracks, honeypie.Did you reeeeally think I was gonna bite your limp, stinky bait and allow your inferiority on My Page?
Come on noooow sweettits – you’ve got to get more creative in your advertising than trying to start a little tiff with The Queen Bee in an attempt to scramble for some of My leftovers….
But never fear, I’ve got JUST the idea for you!
How about you chop off that HUGE hairy mole on your white trash face and take to the best possible career you could have with that gaping hole of yours – FLUFFERBUNNY! Yeah, that sounds about right. I bet you hop like a good girl, don’t you?
What’s wrong kitten, haven’t sucked enough cocks to get to the top yet? I say aim a little higher! I’m sure there’s got to be SOMEONE you haven’t spread your stubby little legs for yet….
Who knows, they might even pay you that $1.99 a minute when you spread, but from what I can see – you’re probably only gonna get that for an hour. Most likely a few hours though – you’re looking pretty rough in your old age – so you’re gonna have to work at it.
Set your goals, open wide and stay the fuck off My Page.
Or not – and the next time you see your stupid name and address up here and there and elsewhere - or worse. Who knows – Geneva isn’t tooooooo far away.
Oh shoot! That wasn’t the kind of traffic you were looking for??!!
My BAD…
… is just sooooooooooo GOOD…..mmmnnn.
Threats
There was a veiled little threat issued My way by another “internet domme” awhile back that I’m sure was thought to go unnoticed by little ol’; Me. There were also some cute little staged recordings that attempted to disrespect Me and Mine.
I don’t usually pay attention to ANY of that ridiculous horseshit……….but…….
This is what I have to say:
The next time your MAN (ya know, the one who guides your little ass?) decides he’s gonna hack his way in……..you better inform the little fucker not to leave a trail.
The day you fucking disrespect Me again – is the day you find yourself in the same motherfucking predicament you pretend to enjoy putting others in – ONLY WORSE.
The ONLY reason I’m not revealing your skanky little ass (and your family, and his family and ALL of your lies AND THE REASON WHY YOU CAN FIND OUT SO MUCH INFO ON PEOPLE) to the fucking world on My journal, is that I’d rather see you quiver in fear for awhile, because posting it on a fucking diary will be the LEAST of bonnie and clyde’s fucking worries after one phone call to the proper authorities.
David is armed and ready, cunt.
Free Advertising For Me!!!
I just got the funniest piece of Myspace hate male (pun intended) who had the following to squeal:
Subject: free advertising 4 hookers
Body: why dont u buy some advertising with all that money
you make from those pathetic dorks who pay you to
feed your sick fetish…you broads make me sick!
I’ve got a better idea bitch! Why don’t I just let you do My advertising for Me???
Check out what this loser piece of shit was before I put him to work:
MUCH better, no????
The email I sent him before I blocked his Nascar wearing hillbilly ass:
Hey bitchtits,
Why pay for it, when I can even make YOU work for ME??? Check out My new blog – I’ll make you famous fuckstick.
Oh and by the time Myspace gets to your complaint email, you’ll be sucking Viagras by the bottleful – AND, this won’t be the only place on the Net it’s posted.
Hear that??? That’s the sound of Me WINNING, again.
D
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....