Goddess Gets…AGAIN! A new SUV for ME!

The Queen Bee: sounds like quite the predicament for you…
The Queen Bee: hard time typing?
birdy: It is It is, you know, i was thinking I spent 75 k in less than 2 weeks. 30k on car 25k on Amazon and 20 k in tributes, must be a new record
birdy: And yes I am , i cant type and look at you at th same time, its too hard:((

 

So do you like the new 2008 Mercury Mariner My little birdy was compelled to buy Me?

I wanted something cute and black to be able to tote My boat around….

 

And the Mariner was the perfect choice….sleek, shiny and just gorgeous!

 

She’s a perfect fit….so soft, and yet so powerful at the same time.

 

One little wire transfer of $30,000 to the dealership and…….

 

VOILA!  It’s Mine…..as usual. 

I just adore those Versace sunglasses too – and considering how sunny and bright it is where I live, a Girl needs a pair (or 50) of gorgeous specs. =P

Oh and I also got most of the goodies from My recent shopping spree on Amazon.  A few of My favorites:

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I wanted a diamond bracelet, but I just abhor most diamond bracelets.  I found this on Amazon and fell in love!  They have had some gorgeous jewelry – I think I’ve almost cleaned them out! You can oggle the rest of My sparklies on the Goodies for Goddess page.

And I also got the new Macbook Air!  This notebook is cuteness incarnate and aptly named – it’s light as a feather!
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I haven’t got My new Mac desktop yet, but I did get the enormous $900 flatscreen monitor that goes with it:

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And oh oh oh!!!!!  Isn’t she ADORABLE?????

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So I’m off to zip around in My new Mariner, visit some friends and enjoy the sunshine!  You can sit at home and think about Me all day…..

Hehehe.
 

 

The White Devil Strikes Again…$25,000 IN ONE DAY

I know, I know… I’m amazing in every possible way.
You do know what they say, don’t you?

“You need to fear a white devil twice as much as a black one.”

 

The birdy’s been plucked again.  I merely snapped My pretty fingers, and oh how high he jumped flew….hehehe.  My Amazon WANTlists cleared out to the tune of $17,000 today.  A Mac desktop and the new Mac Air notebook, a GORGEOUS $3,600 diamond bracelet and some other pretty things. =)

I also procured $5,000 in tributes earlier today from dedorko, admirer, hopeless and two new jumping piglets who have yet to be branded with a name, but appearing promising in servitude.

There were also several inflictions I conducted on the telephone, but I do not consider those tributees – even if I do make them pay $50 a minute to speak to Me. 

Bow down.  Worship the Power.

The Power is no fluke.  The Power is no facade.  The Power is real.  The Power is divine.  The Power is ME.

I reside inside of all of you, and I am never leaving.

There is only one path for you….

SUBMISSION.

Have you not been graced with the newest ‘Irresistable’ photoset of The Queen Bee?  Indeed, your world is lacking severely.  Here’s a bit of sustenance for you, the underprivileged:

Dear Goddess,

I get these kind of emails all the time, and for the most part I ignore them.  For whatever reason I decided to reply to this one a moment ago and thought the result was amusing. =)

The email:

Dear Goddess,
I would like to serve you, but I’m afraid that I am not worthy or wealthy enough.  You are the most amazing Dominant Woman I have ever laid eyes on. I see you take so much from your slaves and I’m afraid that I’d lose My entire savings to you. But I can’t stop looking at your site and your pictures.  I’m obsessed with you.  I’m at work right now, and I should be working but I can’t stop thinking about you.  I don’t know what to do.  Please tell me what to do.

My reply:

boy,
See if you can follow.  I’ve made it really easy for your mushy little mind to comprehend.

1. You don’t “lose” anything to Me – you simply give to Me what is rightfully Mine.
2. You’re definitely NOT worthy.  Your life ONLY has purpose IF you become My slave and please Me in said coveted position.
3. You’re probably NOT wealthy enough to be of much interest to Me – however, I’ll thoroughly enjoy taking everything you’ve got and then some.  And I will get whatever I want from you. 
4. What you get to do is go into the bathroom at your office and piss on yourself.  You may then return to you desk and send Me $500 for that privilege.

The result:

Oh yeah, I got $900 from My birdy today too.  But that’s not ALL!!!!!

I also got another one of these from him:

I’ll put up the rest later…..I’m getting goodies delivered right now!!!
 

A Few of My Favorite Things!

Oh, Goddess looooooooooooves Her goodies!  I’m just playing with everything I got when I was gone today!  It’s so fun =P

I thought I’d share a few of My favorite items:

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You can check out the rest of My Spoils on Le Goodies page.  Well, actually I’ve only added half of them.  There are tons more to take photos of  yet =P

Home is where I break your heart….

A dose of DG….finally!  I bet your little skintag is just pulsing to the extreme isn’t it! I imagine it’s like a little worm, all dirty and ready to be dissected for Science.   But go ahead now, you all may all prick your bitty dangles with a bunch of pink head straight pins in honor of My Divine Return!  Take a picture, send it to Me….hell send it to your mother, wife and priest too.  I’m sure they’ll ALL enjoy the freakshow.

Sooooooooo………My vacation was subliiiiiiime.  I’m officially THE Mexican National Symbol of Beauty.  I was literally WORSHIPPED by thousands of those little mexis.  I could have foregone flying home, opting instead for being carried on the shoulders of the tiny Mayans, as a true Goddess should travel.

And treated like a true Goddess, I was….My Amazonian Blonde Beauty stunned them ALL into submission.  I had this preconceived notion that Latino boys were chock full of meaningless machisimo – well, obviously not in My Presence. No need to demand anything anywhere - EVERYTHING I wanted was just there.Some highlights of My trip:

For the most part I soaked up the sunshine.  Gawd, do I have a beautiful sunkissed glowing tan now!  Even My tanlines turn Me on, which I usually hate, but fuckYum!  Everything’s delicious on Me!

Oh, I also came home to $5000+ in tributes and I’ve gotten $6000+ in Amazon GC’s.  ¡Excelente! See, that’s the way to “work”!  It’s all in the way you churn their bitty brains….chop and mush…implant and trigger….

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amazon_gc11.jpg  Some new junky.  Realizes this is pitiful quite quickly.

amazon_gc12.jpg  Resolves his ridiculous attempt with this!  Redeems pigself slightly – now it’s time to empty his bank accounts.

Yes, I intend to drain him completely.  A bloodletting on My homecoming….SUBLIME.

Oh yes, and when I got home, My house was FILLED to the ceiling with GIFTS! You have no idea what hard work it is getting presents….Hahahaaha! 

It’s a good thing I have boys to open them, break down the boxes and take them to the recycling center.  They, of course know that I detest coming home to a mess. My slaves watched My kitty, opened My packages for Me when I was away, assembled things that needed assembled and though My place was full of new goodies for Goddess - it was sparkling clean.  So nice to come home to.  They really did a lovely job.

And for all of their efforts, they were rewarded.  Oh, you can ONLY imagine…..HAHAHAHA  Eat, drink and be humiliated THOROUGHLY!
Such dirty little mouths now.

So, I’ll have the phone on tonight I think.  I’m ready to inflict.

Are you ready to receive………………..?

Am I PHENOMENAL or what?!!!

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These gift certificates aren’t even counting the THOUSANDS of dollars of stuff My little birdy buys off Amazon directly.  It’s hot, I know!!!! No – I’M HOT! And I don’t just mean sexxxxxy.  I mean ACHINGLY GORGEOUS AND TRIUMPHANTLY BRILLIANT!

Yeah if I was you, I’d want to be Me too!  The problem for you is this:

I am The Incomparable. 

Copy every word I write…no seriously, DO IT!  How about you just call your dusty Amazon wishlist a WANTlist or some other cute derivative of My Divine Vernacular?!  I’m sure the boypigs will clear up those goodies in a blinding flash! HAHAHAHAHA! No!  Try bleaching those brunette locks suicide blonde like Mine! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!  They’ll love you, I promise!  Oh, here’s a good one….take up HYPNOSIS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

No wait! I’ve got the perfect solution!

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Get on your dirty cock-smoking knees and grovel like the rest of the WORLD!

P.S.  The secret’s in the sauce!

UPDATE 3-30-08:

There is really only one thing to say about this…..

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Quickie Dose of Decadence

Rejects of nature REJOICE!  The White Devil has deigned to bless your inconsequential day and turn on the drip for a moment. 

Now, go get the rubber band.  Wrap it around tightly. You need My dose. I know.

A quick fix, but never painless:

- The Cancun Contribution plate is up to $6800!  My trip is paid for ENTIRELY =), and now it’s time for shopping moula! 

- I’ve created a devastatingly enslaving new hypnosis Mp3.  It’s simply entitled “Obsession”.  I’m sure that all of you reading My Journal are quaint with that notion.  I decided to….well…. help you fall further down that endless spiral.  It’ll be fuuuunnnn….I promise. Hehehehe….

Purchase “Obsession” here:

With reference to My calamitous whispers….I’ve got two boys quite jumbled in their little brains right now.  dodo thought that he’d sent Me 100k by now, but it’s only about $65,000 so far with no end in sight!  I have coerced certain financial information from him (as well as every weakness he possesses) and I must say….yummy! 

And trigger made his way to the bank last week, signed up for a $25,000 home equity loan….and doesn’t remember a thing about it.  He sees the paperwork and messages Me….only to be entranced into the next step. 

lardbelly is officially a human garbage disposal.  He’s replaced that Mikey kid….he’ll literally eat ANYTHING for Me! Hahahahaha!!!

I dismissed the mustang for disobedience a month ago or so. Now he’s writing Me ludicrously long love letters.  Here’s one hilarious excerpt:

Accept the echo of the slave now banished as Your modicum of ghost. And here, upon the solid stone and granite of the person I will build the shrine for You and not a prison; here the altars will be built that magnify the human person and accepts the burden of the flesh but aspires to a liberation; and the flesh will be exalted in the elevation. The ought-Shrine ought to have been built long ago. Where all is what it ought to be; the tight and long drawn ought of possibility that caresses thought at midnight and makes companion in the silence of the silver moon. I love the otter of the ought, that chatter-ought and tighten taught the knot that ought to find the person to bind quite tight in spirit regulation and ligation.

My, do I churn exceptional grist for the poetic…  Oh heartache!  Oh devastation! Oh Goddess!

You see little boys…..you can read all about Me. You can stalk My videos on Youtube.  But nothing, absolutely NOTHING compares to submitting to Me directly….

It is an experience you’ll never forget.

Belleza exquisita en México! Ay-yi-yi!

Well, I finally decided that I’m going to zip down to Cancun for My vacation!  White sand…. blue water…..massages on the beach….HEAVEN!  I’ve picked a lovely and expensive cater-to-all-My demands resort and I’m so excited to get out of this icy blast of winter for a week!

And who’s paying for this extravagant journey to the coast of Mexico?

Bien, usted es, por supuesto….

Once again, I refuse to let My good boys foot the entire bill.  It’s too easy and there are too many of you pitiful pud-pounding puddles of testosterone hanging on My every word.

So it’s a lucky day for you….finally! Hahahaha! You get the amazing opportunity to Give Grandeur to the Grandest of Them All!   It’s the perfect deal, isn’t it!

Thee Queen Bee’s Cancun Contribution
The week-long trip is going to run about $6,500.  This doesn’t include any shopping or other excursions I intend to take. I’m leaving April 6th.  I will have at least $8,500 contributed before then.

You can make your offering two ways.  Via tribute buttons or by sending cash in the mail to Me.

I prefer you to overnight cash in the mail.  It’s far more erotic than clicking a tribute button. 

The trip to the bank you make for Me. Taking from yourself to give to Me.  Is the teller suspicious that you’re withdrawing so much?  Does she see that you’ve got a little stiffy that literally hurts!?  Don’t try to hide it.  Women see ALL.  You’re guilty, guilty, guilty as charged.

I also tend to remember those moments much more.  Something about opening the envelope….reading the accompanying letter……counting the sacrificial offering……mmmm….yummy!

Offerings by mail may be sent to:
***P.O. Box Address removed due to tattletale.  Check My website on how to get it.***

Offerings online can be made on this page:
http://decadent-goddess.com/journal/suffer_for_me/

Additionally, only those boys who’ve contributed to My Cancun trip will be granted the privilege of seeing photos and videos of it. 

So, when you do tribute, make a note that you know I’ll enjoy Myself in Cancun with the money you used to have.  I get too many random tributes to know who you are without mention.

Oh and here’s a fabulous new wallpaper to dress up your dingy desktop:

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Download ‘Verse’ 800×600
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Off to the gym….there’s a little boy there I’m determined to……..own. =P

Nursemaids, mummy chickens and the perfect catch 22

I think I played more video games last week than I did in My entire childhood! I totally got sick again…..but it’s over. 

Being out of commission and getting tributes and presents everyday makes it *almost* tolerable.  That and having a little bell to ring when I want something. 

slave was on vacation this week and he got to spend it being My nursemaid.  Sure, I’m a brat.  But when I’m under the weather, I am Damien from The Omen. Hahahahaha….I had him running around and doing so much that he literally passed out from exhaustion.   After graciously letting him sleep for a few, I rang the bell loud as hell, woke him up and yelled at him to get out at 2am. 

My house is immaculately clean now =)  I had BOXES and BOXES stacked to the CEILING!!!  My gifts strung out everywhere!  My house looked like Amazon.com! Hahahaha!

And they are still coming!  dodo keeps buying and tributing every day.  Last week was $500 every day, a $1,100 Amazon gift card for the items he couldn’t buy, and today I woke up to another $1000.  Isn’t life MY LIFE GRAND!

I also got another $1000 from zero.  This Queen Bee addict tributed a long time ago and disappeared for awhile - had a Membersomenumber name – so I call him zero. 

Psst….

psst….

hey zero….

Send 30 more of those thousand-dollar-drops….and don’t call Me until the 30 days is up.

I also made a phone call last week. Let’s just say it was a friendly reminder that ended in Me receiving an overnight envelope of $3000.  I do love a perfect catch-22.

Mmmmm….

Anyway, now that I can finally speak again – I’m going to record some audio.  I have a thousand painful ideas I must inflict upon you.

P.S. In the last month, lardbelly has eaten: dirt, alot of trashed food including a mummy chicken ROFLMAO!!!, department store flyers AND the contents of a petri dish (MY PERSONAL FUCKING FAVORITE! WHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!)

St. Valentine’s Day Massacre

Today, most of My boys got to bleed for Goddess in green…and red.

dodo sent another $1,000 and bought everything on My WANTlist once again.  My entranced birdy has purchased $16,000 of goodies for Goddess in what, two weeks?  

dedorko overnighted $2,000 cash and sent an AMAZING bouquet of exotic flowers that smell phenomenal.  I must find out what they are – I have NEVER smelled flowers so divine in My life! 

Other tributes for Aphrodite in the flesh:
zero – $1,000  (what a bizarre accompanying email…maybe I’ll post it tomorrow…)
hopeless – $650 (atrophy is what happens to it….HAHAHA)
lardbelly – $400 (tonight’s dumpster diving feast for porky:  kitty litter GROSS PUKE!!!)
randomloser – $400

There were also seven $100 tributes from various boys – some I know, some I do not.  I noticed.  You’re simply not worth mentioning right now.

Also I’ve gone from a smothering fascination to blood lust.  I bit david’s wrist until it bled.  Little droplets of life. All Mine. His orgasm was instant. It was an extraordinarily powerful moment.   

Then there were the thorns on the fragrant Angel face roses ( I do believe he must have asked the florist to leave them on, the little masochist) he brought Me…

His inner thighs look like a polka dot predator was on the loose.  His penis cried.

It’s dodo’s fault really.  All the gifts and the large daily tributes have aroused Me immensely. 

I’m exhausted…..yet still, I thirst for more.

 

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