$3,000 and a cup o’ tea = perfect morning
randomloser and dedorko …….. $600 each.
hopeless …….. $800.
dodo …….. another $1,000!
Sitting in My silky kimono robe this morning, drinking a cup of Irish breakfast tea, laughing in delight….priceless.
Here’s a lovely little montage of dodo’s past week’s tributes:
Short and sweet
I woke up to $1,000 from dodo (pluck, pluck) and $500 from hopeless (shriiiveled)!
dodo has also been buying out My WANTlists so quickly that I don’t even know the $$$ amount it’s up to now…8-9 grand maybe??… and he’s also gone from sending $300 a day to $500 a day. So, the last two days I got another $1,000. =)
Does that make you feel even more inadequate than you already are? Thought so. Hahahahaha….
I got a bottle of stinky perfume from david1519. Yeah, Cashmere Mist stinks. Don’t buy it. How the hell DK would discontinue Chaos and make this putrid shit baffles Me.
I put a bunch of photos of My new goodies up.
Anyway, I’m playing with My new toys and relaxing.
That is all. Class dismissed.
more More MORE….
Another $3,000 in Amazon and $800 in tributes from dodo today. I’m rather enjoying plucking this little birdy…
So much more to tell…..but I’m going to go paint. I’m inspired.
Where, oh where did My WANTlists go!?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
No sooner than I’ve put more things on My Amazon, then here swoops in little dodo, buying EVERYTHING up yet again! Today he bought about $1300 of goodies for Goddess ($5,500 total) AND tributed another $800.
randomloser also showed back up and put his $900 where it rightfully belongs – in MY ACCOUNT.
I’ve also got something delicious in the works. Wait for it.
You see, you dance with the Devil and the Devil doesn’t change….
She changes you.
I smell DEEEEEELICIOUS!
{Edit 3: dodo nearly cleaned out My ENTIRE “Enterain Me” WANTlist before he hit his credit card daily limit! WHOO, but BOO!!! Also, the party I was headed to was cancelled due to crappy weather =( I HATE SNOW! So I’ll be available to torment after all. }
{Edit 2: dodo’s gone and bought EVERYTHING off My Main WANTlist!}
{Edit: dodo’s up to $500 $700 tonight! $1500 for the week =}
What a week! I had a fabulous birthday party – some old friends from San Fran I haven’t seen in YEARS flew into Cleveland and it was a HUGE surprise. I literally screamed when I saw them, as these girls and I did some major stomping of the city {and boys!} together when I lived in the Mission.
I finally took some pics of the gifts I got {I guess there are more on the way now!}
thumper got Me Chaos!!! Finally! The eager-to-please, sweater-pissing, carrot-munching dork did a great job on getting this – I literally have been sniffing Myself for days and delighting in My DELICIOUSNESS =P
thumper – I’ve got a carrot that needs a hole. Report for duuuuuty….NOW.
He also got the goodies below:
And tiny came in a the biggest loser YET AGAIN with this killer new system! It’s not hooked up yet, as I’ve been hosting little soires all week. I’m going to have a boy come over and do it soon though - MUST have the power!
Another new boy that’s listening to My hypnosis recordings sent Me $1100 in tributes. I’ve literally never spoken to him directly. He sent $200 every day this past week and $300 tonight. What a dodo! *wink* How well they work for Me…Yuuuummm…
I also took $600 from wombat on his first call last night. Later in a chat, he was literally begging Me to take his financial information! I contemplated for a moment, then I decided, why rush ….a slow burn is so much more torturous for him and enjoyable for Me….
Oh, and michael….you’ve got something waiting for you. Open it.
Speaking of waiting, I also got My $500 that this little faggot from days past ”forgot” to send Me. How I got it is none of your business, but I bet you’re dying to know, aren’t you? Hehehehe =)
And it looks like you owe Me another Benji – cough it up fuckhead!
I don’t flirt the concept around lightly….I NEVER forget anything and I do ALWAYS get what I want in the end.
One way or another.
I played with My new camera this morning! No photoshop, no makeup, bedhead galore, in My jammies and I’m still the seeeeeexiest Bitch you’ve ever seen!
I’ve got a birthday party to attend tonight….so it’s doubtful I’ll be available to the masses. However, you can go check out My cute new tribute buttons (kudos to technosub for the idea and webcunt for the execution) and click them until your credit card bleeds for Me!
Ciao fucklettes!
Oh Holy Day!
It’s My Birthday and I’m more rotten that EVER! Hehehehe…
I’m having a GREAT day and tonight I’ll be hopping in a limo and terrorizing C-town! If you’re a pig who lives in Cleveland, I’ll be in the Warehouse District….pop down there, and when you see Me – drop to your fucking knees, crawl over and BEG ME to use you as a bitchboy wallet and ash-hole all night. You might actually get the privilege of being a useful fool!
So, I’ll post pics of goodies later, but so far I got:
A new $5000 desktop computer from tiny! I’m so excited about this! It MEGA powerful and is going to let Me make/edit videos like I want to! I also got a few more very special things from him, but it’s a private thing, and I’m not teeeeeelllllling! =P
Donna Karan Chaos (which is no longer on the market!) at $1000 a bottle from one of My new boys, thumper. I am SOOOOOOO pleased that I have another bottle of My SIGNATURE perfume. I ADORE this deliciously wicked perfume!!!! This little twat also got Me a new Canon Powershot, a little camera that fits so nicely in My bags. Cute! I also took $1000 or so more from him a few days ago – that was fuuuuuun. With oh-so-much MORE to come! Toodle-loo wifey!
I’ve also got a few envelopes of yummy cash from dedorko, nathan and hopeless!
And My mustang attempted to buy a BUNCH of things off of his special MUSTGIVEHERWHATEVERSHEWANTSlist, but it got bunged up since he’s overseas. So, when that’s all fixed, I’ll be getting the motherload from My ponybaby – in addition to something else REALLY speeeeeecial…but you’ll have to wait for that little tale!
And you………what did I get from you, you voyeuristic cheap maggot?! Yeah, get your pansyass over to My WANTlists and get Me something good!
Better yet, go grab a bottle of liquor, sit ALONE tonight (you deserve no fun!), STARE at My Pictures and DROOL over My VIDEOS for hours and hours and hours while you drink yourself into oblivion, Pray to Me and PUSH MY BUTTONS TO ATONE FOR YOUR SINS!!
$1000
$500
$300
$200
$100
MY GREEDY GIRLY WANTLIST
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1I854A1E0OC69
Dicklette slams, two new boys and FUCK am I HOT!
My studio is excellent! I did a shoot two nights ago and it was a blast. I still have to figure out how to use everything and then teach My friends and whatnot, but it’s fantastic and it’s finally DONE.
Here’s a wallpaper that was made from one of the pics. Download it, put it on your desktop and and stare for HOURS with Niteflirt open and send, send, SEND!
Download 1024X768
Download 800×600
I’ll put the whole photoset up soon. There’s like 20 ultra-devastating pics for your brains to get all mushed up and stupid over. =P
And hey cuntboys, it’s My Birthday on the 19th. One week away! I’ve been so busy I totally forgot about it! Imagine that, Me forgetting about something to capitalize on…Hahahaha.
I haven’t updated My Amazon WANTlist in awhile, as I mentioned before – but I think I’ll click around and put some goodies on it, get rid of old stuff…..yada, yada.
So, on the matter of slaves and rejects of nature…..
The mustang has freaking malaria. I’m rather upset that My Name isn’t on his will yet. I wonder if he will get better or DIE?? It would be unfortunate if I missed out giving him a death kick with thigh high boots on…I think I’m sad now.
Hahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!
fatcunt reported for doormat duty. I made him sit in a tub of freezing cold water while whispering My sweet nothings in his ear. I knew he was thirsty as hell, so after profusely begging Me to satiate his parched hole, I graciously allowed him to chug 16 ounces of yummy-licious contact lense solution! I hear it creates terrible bowel issues the next day. I do love to leave a lingering effect.
After freezing for quite awhile, manboobs-a-plenty got to take a scalding hot shower. Wow, I’ve heard some screams in My life, but goodness! Boy wonderless sounded like a dying rabbit! Hehehehe….
The grand finale was having him slam his lackthereof under the HEAVY toilet seat so many times I can’t remember. It would have only been more satisfying had I been slamming it Myself. You just can’t judge if they’re doing it right and HARD enough, you know…
Two new boys showed up on chat at the same time – that was a fun juggling act. I’m taking thousands ($3,100 to be exact) from one, but the other one shows up in the middle of it and I only got $300 from him. #2 also got Me a new bottle of Donna Karan Gold though, which was good, because My bottle’s almost gone. I still have the little purse parfums mustang got, but I like the spray better. Those little rollerball thingies have a sort of chemical smell, and I can’t tolerate it.
Yeah, I’d post “proof” (LOL, that term and the whole notion of it cracks Me up) but there are tattletales all over watching My every move, and it wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture. It’ll go in members only posts that you get the pleasure of paying out the ass to read.
And you thought only your faggot asses obsess over Me! Boys, girls…..My appeal knows no boundaries =P
Additionally, the other havoc I’ve been stirring up will also be in a members-only journal. There are a few things that need to be worked out before I make passwords available – but keep your pervy eyes open for it soon.
Now get your inadequate shell over to My WANTlist and buy Me birthday presents =)
$60,000 More For ME – a sweet ending to a fabulous year!
Helloooo boys….
If you’ve not been devotedly paying and/or suffering for Me, then you obviously weren’t privy to the fact that I’ve been travelling over the holidays. I popped into NYC to visit some friends, Chicago again, Michigan, I did a three day stint in Atlanta. I do love to travel, but fuck it can be tiring! I’m shooting for a relaxing week of nothing but pure pampering and hedonism in Aruba or maybe Mexico in January for My birthday or perhaps February. I have My travel agent checking out some kiss-your-ass-completely resorts. It’s the only way to go =P
And I believe the last time I wrote I was sick…lucky Me, some bacteria-carrying freak has passed their germs on to Me again and now I’ve got some sort of head cold. Ugh. I swear, every fucking time I leave the house and get into a herd of cattle, some fucking sicky gets near Me. I hate that. I probably picked it up Christmas shopping – OMG, insanity this year! The throngs of retards were thick, and I swore that I’d do all My shopping online, but I just waited too long and ended up having to get out in it. =(
The GREAT part was that I didn’t pay for a THING. Yes, this year’s Christmas purchases were all on tiny! I think the grand total ended up being close to $10,000 or so – I bought a few flat panel TVs, some PS3’s, an iphone, GPS nav…you know, techy expensive stuff. It was an awesome Christmas for all My friends and family =)
Oh yes, and let Me not forget to BRAG and BOAST like the rotten little Girl that I am! In addition to tiny fronting Christmas, the mustang FINALLY delivered on his HUGE, very cool tribute. Well, it was actually the company’s fault it took so long to get to Me, but whatever. So check it out:
You’re looking at $30,000 in gold coins. In case you aren’t aware, gold has been on the rise and hit it’s highest price-per-ounce since the 80’s in 2007. The forecast is that it’s going to DOUBLE in 2008. This tribute could potentially end up being $60,000! So, now I’ve got these shiny beauties sitting in a safety deposit box in the bank, waiting for the demand to drive the price up up up!
But that’s not all freakbabies – I couldn’t end this fabulous year without going out with a bang. I also got 25G’s from lardbelly! I made him SELL EVERTHING! Literally. He whined about not being as “rich” as tiny or the mustang, but wanted to SEND ME MORE. It then became My mission to downgrade his life and discover just how much juice One can pump from an impotent dork!
I made him take photos of EVERYTHING in his house. Then I made him make a list of every valuable item he owned. Televisions, cd players, tools, cars – you name it. Then with the list he made, and the inventory photos of every item in his house, I came up with a MUST SELL list.
I had him whip up flyers to hang about town. You know the kind with the little phone number tabs – hahahaha! I had rolypoly sign up for an account on every auction site out there. He sold his furniture, an old broken-down muscle car sitting in the garage – I even had him sell family heirlooms and his dead mom’s old gold jewelry!
All in all, the total for months and months of selling this pigfuck’s crap came to $25,650. The french-fry gobbling blob o’ cellulite counted it out into stacks of various denominations and amounts and paper-clipped them! It looked like granny’s secret mattress stash when it got here! I sprayed so much Lysol on it that My living room looked like a mushroom cloud had exploded!! HAHAHAHA!!!
I’ve also gotten quite a few lesser tributes since I posted last – I’ll write about them later. This post is already a freaking novel.
Also, My Decadent Diary has been permanently moved here. This means update your bookmarks, as I won’t be posting to Livejournal anymore.
My exploits can now be read here: www.decadent-goddess.com/journal
My new journal also combines My Private Diary for members only! Members-only entries are password protected. I’ll give instructions soon enough on how to join and get your password in a few days or so.
Last, but not least, My Website is now LIVE! The members area is still being worked on, but the public area is up and running. Enjoy your descent into Decadence….
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For those of you who have been attempting to contact Me:
I’m sick.
I’ve got bronchitis and it sucks.
I’m in bed until I feel better.
Go buy Me some movies from Amazon…..I like to veg to flicks when I am sick. Send them overnight.
The mustang just bought a whole page from My Entertain Me WANTlist and a whole page from My Bewitching and Bejeweled WANTlist. I got $700 of the jewelry yesterday. I also got $500 from lardbelly and $400 from truebornsinner.
I’ll post pics of goodies when I feel better.
“Accidental” Public Ballbusting!
Remember roastbeef? Well I went out last night and there’s beefy standing against the wall of the club I’m walking into. She totally tried to hide her face when I came strutting up, which I found rather amusing – but not as amusing as her idiotic dentist hubby coming up to Me later in the evening profusely apologizing for the “incident” and repeating like a broken record how beautiful I was. I kept berating him over and over, attempting to remove the fucker from My sphere……obviously he’s a dental doormat, because he just stayed there…..gross!
Ladies, if you ever find yourself in a public situation wherein some putrid fuckforbrains is hovering in your space, do as I do. I call it the “accidental ball bash”. Cross your legs, mark your target, and very quickly UNCROSS them dramatically – kicking your target in his cajones with all of your might. Pretending it was an “accident” is to assure that YOU do not get kicked out of where ever you might be. And it’s fun to mix up the idiot’s brain signals by looking like you are innocent, but giggling because you meant it!
Yeah, I smashed his tiny balls as hard as I could. I was in quite the mood last night without some dumbass in My face yammering away. He buckled in pain, spilled his drink all over himself and I swear I saw tears come to his eyes…hehehehe. Needless to say, he learned very quickly to avoid invading My space.
I was wearing just the boots for a ball-bashing too! These particular boots are so badass – black mid-calf army style with buckles. They are super comfy and I love wearing them but I’m really pleased I got to USE them!
I love kicking boys between the legs. Always have since ye olde days on the playground. Indeed, I love causing men phallic pain of any kind, but a swift kick to the nuts is hilarious to Me – especially when they aren’t expecting it!
I just shot out of bed too early! EEK! I need to go lie down again……I’m soooo sleepy still! I didn’t even get a chance to put on My jammies before I slid under the sheets last night, so I’m still in My clothes from last night. Scratch that – just the shirt actually, and panties. Pervert!
It doesn’t get any sexier than this at 6 o’clock in the morning fools!
My friend got Me this cute little tee as a present recently – she fondly calls Me the “Glittery Widow”……..hmmm, wonder what that’s a take on? Hehehehehe…….
Reading My journal again, you little addict?
It’s because you’re a dickless loser who needs to be locked in a closet for eternity!!
You only WISH it had been you that I kicked in the nuts last night….
I'll just strip your manhood and dignity away by bashing your wallet!
UPDATE: dedorko, truebornsinner, lardbelly, random loser and hopeless idiot cashtrated themselves for Thee Queen Bee today! A cool grand for Me while I was sleeping! Suckerrrrrsssss =P
UPDATE NUMERO DOS: Make that $1600! 3 more beta bungholes ponied up their pennies…..Member #0 (yeah, you’re a big zero - I’m not typing out that loooooong #), nathan, and another little fuckerbee that I’m calling kickmeplease. I SWEAR this nothing sounds JUST like this boy I used to torment in school! Is it destiny??? Has some little boy I picked on when I was like 10 returned full circle to spend his remaining days exactly where he’s ALWAYS belonged??!! Under My HEELS!!!!!! I was on the phone for like 5 minutes with this one…said a few things……….heard him whimper and then click! Hahahahahaha…….I think I scared him shitless. Awwww……you’ll call back. You all do. Once I get in your little brains…….you’re sweetly fucked for life.
Like david1519…another one who’s tried to “be a good boy and stay away”. This little Queen Bee addict confessed last night that he can’t even get it up for his girlfriend anymore….the only way the weak, impotent fool can muster a stiffy is when he’s DREAMING about ME laughing at his sorry ass! It’s all in the grand design…..
And zombiedrone molojono is like a fishy dangling from My Hypnotic Hook. I don’t have to do anything but THINK about him to reel him in, I’ve implanted My Being so deep into his brain. I took another $800 from him last night, while I made him into My human See and Say! I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in months! This fucker is like a walking safari – the best animal sounds I’ve ever conjured! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....