With a rebel yell She cries…
(This post should have gone up a few days ago -but Wordpress was, and is still, apparently malfunctioning.)
It just feels so RIGHT to be swarmed with gifts from My workerbees! My GPS and accessories came today, and few very adorable sandals! And as I mentioned on My Twitter update – My entire WANTlist was tidied up sparkling clean with the snap of My dainty digits!
So I’m going to have fabulously cute summer bags, shoes and a pair of luciously sparkling Bvlgari sunglasses arriving while I’m home preparing for My next trip. Yay for Moi! It just wouldn’t be a good day if I didn’t leave your wallets sore ;P
I snapped a few quick cam pics of stuff (love the next day delivery!):
(webcunt is working on My Wordpress at the moment, attempting to fix it so I can bestow glorious photos upon the poor little boys of the world who crave Me!)
Santa baby, hurry up and bring Me some MORE!
My goodies started rolling in today! I opened like 30 boxes and what should come on the radio but the timeless financial domination classic, “Santa Baby”. How apropos!
I had a blast opening everything – even though I know what’s coming, it’s still like a roomful of surprises. Love it!
So, in lieu of making this the longest present post ever, I’m just going to focus on My favorite – BOOTS! You can see the rest of the presents I got on the Goodies! page. Some of these are from a few weeks ago, but I just got around to having them edited.
And, last but not least, MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PAIR I got today!
Somebody’s going to be licking these babies soon ;P
It’s now OFFICIALLY a 50K Christmas! You boys really jump when I say jump, don’t you! 
All the gifts I put on My WANTlist last night are purchased, and I’m getting another $10,000 wire from tiny! That little clit-caged beast just can’t stand competition! Hehehehe….. This is in addition to the thousands of dollars I wrack up every month on the My credit card ala tiny’s bill.
It’s snowing here now. It sparkles so beautifully….just like My eyes do when I’m spending all your moula =P
Happy Holidaaaaazzzzze……..hehehehe!
Xtravagant Xmas Shopping Spree continues!
I spent most of the day yesterday lounging around in My favorite black silk kimono robe with a laptop on My softly tanned thighs, click, click, clicking away on Amazon! I added thousands of dollars of goodies including some Dolce and Gabbana bags, wallets, sunglasses, beautiful art, these gorgeous agate stone lighting pieces….and the most ORGASMIC boots!
I was going to give the pathetic lurkers a chance to pleasure Me in some small way and let you all know that I had things I wanted, but imagine this – My Wantlists are all cleaned up ($15,000 of goodies for Goddess) in a matter of hours! My favorite boy is mostly responsible for keeping Me elated and glowing, but it appears that someone else might have purchased some items too. And to top off My bountiful Yuletide, mysterymeat sends his first Amazon GC for $5,000!
$20,000 in a few hours constitutes a shopping spree, wouldn’t you say? It’s a 40K Christmas so far….yummy!
I know this makes the rest of you feel completely inadequate…and I relish in it! However, there’s always a place for workerbees in the Divine Hive. One boy recently inquired:
Just a quick email enquirying if a sub, who cannot afford to tribute like Your favourites on Your blog tribute, can he still tribute You something in the region of a 100 or would he be wasting Your time
So, I will clarify on this point, as I am asked it often.
It wouldn’t waste My time if you sent Me a smaller tribute like a single benji (they do stack so wonderfully though), however if you have some expectation that I’m some whiskey-swilling cam whore that’ll writhe around on a blowup mattress for your bitty buck – guess again assjack.
With that said, because of the recent surge in boys wanting to serve Me in any little way they can, I’m going to be creating opportunities for the lower caste to be a part of the Hive. Although My bills and such are already taken care of, I can’t really think of too many small ways to allow you to serve Me in a useful and consistent manner. So, I’ll allow you to apply for one of those and then My boys here can focus on investments, etc.
I’ll post them later. It’s time for a bubble bath with those new oils I got that make My skin so phenomenally soft, you’d never believe that I was the cold, hard, gold-digging Bitch I am……….
if you could ever touch Me.
Tis The Season…
to drain you dry!
It’s a little over a week into December and I’ve already spent $20,000 Christmas shopping. As usual, tiny wired 10K for My Xmas shopping exursions, birdy sent $7,000 in Amazon GCs, and dedorko squeezed out another $3,000 in cash in the mail. Yummy!
Speaking of which….while I have been terrorizing store clerks and mercilessly jacking up credit cards, another little sweetpeach decided to report Me to Niteflirt and get My listings suspended for……drumroll please…..having My P.O. Box on My website. Hahahaha! Obviously, I’ll be having the webcunt replace that address and you’ll need to contact My directly for it.
It never ceases to amuse Me the lengths to which girlies will waste their time trying to stop Me! Emailing My boys, tattling on Me, etc. So here’s a public service announcement and some advice – I figure you need it if you’re that desperate to sit behind a computer and launch baby bombs in an effort to evolve:
First of all, it’s pretty obvious that you’re bored honey. No worries, there’s all kinds of stuff you could be doing!
Secondly, if your sights are set on Me, then you’ve probably got a little lesbian inside of you. That’s okay, I know I’m completely irresistable to both sexes. Here’s a little book you might wanna read.
I know….you’re broke and this financial domination thing isn’t working out for you. You simply can’t get money like I get money and you seethe over it while brushing what teeth you have left. Maybe you’re in the wrong area – try these ideas to make a little quick cash!
And lastly, you’re one in a long line of obsessive fans over the last 2 years. I am the Unstoppable. Seek therapy for your powerlessness….or better yet submit to ME!
Ohhhh….I want it!
Well…
you were going to get a new MP3 from Me today. It’s seems, however, that Niteflirt is malfunctional again. Eerily similiar to your penis when you try to fuck your girlfriend pillow….
It’s quite the MASTERpiece. A little teaser…
It’s really time that NF updated their system. I know they’ve made enough money from Me alone to accomplish that task.
Considering this is only one of My boys and considering that NF has already taken 30% off the top:
I’d say it was time to update to functional technology.
Oh, and there’s a whole lot more where that came from, but unfortunately we can’t have the jealous mouths squawking on Me, so boys, you can’t see it. I’ll sum it up for you though – about $22,000 more in tributes and over $100,000 in Amazon gifts and gift certificates. I’ve lost count of those.
Check My website - there are a few new pages of My gloriousness for you to imbibe.
Goddess Gets…AGAIN! A new SUV for ME!
The Queen Bee: sounds like quite the predicament for you…
The Queen Bee: hard time typing?
birdy: It is It is, you know, i was thinking I spent 75 k in less than 2 weeks. 30k on car 25k on Amazon and 20 k in tributes, must be a new record
birdy: And yes I am , i cant type and look at you at th same time, its too hard:((
So do you like the new 2008 Mercury Mariner My little birdy was compelled to buy Me?
I wanted something cute and black to be able to tote My boat around….
And the Mariner was the perfect choice….sleek, shiny and just gorgeous!
She’s a perfect fit….so soft, and yet so powerful at the same time.
One little wire transfer of $30,000 to the dealership and…….
VOILA! It’s Mine…..as usual.
I just adore those Versace sunglasses too – and considering how sunny and bright it is where I live, a Girl needs a pair (or 50) of gorgeous specs. =P
Oh and I also got most of the goodies from My recent shopping spree on Amazon. A few of My favorites:
I wanted a diamond bracelet, but I just abhor most diamond bracelets. I found this on Amazon and fell in love! They have had some gorgeous jewelry – I think I’ve almost cleaned them out! You can oggle the rest of My sparklies on the Goodies for Goddess page.
And I also got the new Macbook Air! This notebook is cuteness incarnate and aptly named – it’s light as a feather!
I haven’t got My new Mac desktop yet, but I did get the enormous $900 flatscreen monitor that goes with it:
And oh oh oh!!!!! Isn’t she ADORABLE?????
So I’m off to zip around in My new Mariner, visit some friends and enjoy the sunshine! You can sit at home and think about Me all day…..
Hehehe.
The White Devil Strikes Again…$25,000 IN ONE DAY
I know, I know… I’m amazing in every possible way.
You do know what they say, don’t you?
The birdy’s been plucked again. I merely snapped My pretty fingers, and oh how high he jumped flew….hehehe. My Amazon WANTlists cleared out to the tune of $17,000 today. A Mac desktop and the new Mac Air notebook, a GORGEOUS $3,600 diamond bracelet and some other pretty things. =)
I also procured $5,000 in tributes earlier today from dedorko, admirer, hopeless and two new jumping piglets who have yet to be branded with a name, but appearing promising in servitude.
There were also several inflictions I conducted on the telephone, but I do not consider those tributees – even if I do make them pay $50 a minute to speak to Me.
Bow down. Worship the Power.
The Power is no fluke. The Power is no facade. The Power is real. The Power is divine. The Power is ME.
I reside inside of all of you, and I am never leaving.
There is only one path for you….
Have you not been graced with the newest ‘Irresistable’ photoset of The Queen Bee? Indeed, your world is lacking severely. Here’s a bit of sustenance for you, the underprivileged:
Pretty presents and a HOT tan
These are a few of My favorite pieces of jewelry that have come in the last few days! As I write this, the UPS boy just delivered a TON more boxes! OMG! Hehehehe I LOVE IT!
And the GORGEOUS armoire that all My sparklies get to reside in!
Oh, and HOT HOT HOT! I look stunning with a tan! I swear My skin is GLOWING and softer than ever. Here are some webcam snaps…..Yuuuuuummy!
I know, I know……….when you look at Me, you can’t help feeling even MORE inferior that you already are. You dream about being on your knees in front of Me, begging to be useful.
Oh stop already. We both know that you couldn’t possibly even function faced with My INTIMIDATING visage hovering above you. Your knees would shake, you’d swallow your tongue and be rendered inept. Or dead.
Hahahahaha!!!!!
P.S. That one was especially for youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Dear Goddess,
I get these kind of emails all the time, and for the most part I ignore them. For whatever reason I decided to reply to this one a moment ago and thought the result was amusing. =)
The email:
Dear Goddess,
I would like to serve you, but I’m afraid that I am not worthy or wealthy enough. You are the most amazing Dominant Woman I have ever laid eyes on. I see you take so much from your slaves and I’m afraid that I’d lose My entire savings to you. But I can’t stop looking at your site and your pictures. I’m obsessed with you. I’m at work right now, and I should be working but I can’t stop thinking about you. I don’t know what to do. Please tell me what to do.
My reply:
boy,
See if you can follow. I’ve made it really easy for your mushy little mind to comprehend.1. You don’t “lose” anything to Me – you simply give to Me what is rightfully Mine.
2. You’re definitely NOT worthy. Your life ONLY has purpose IF you become My slave and please Me in said coveted position.
3. You’re probably NOT wealthy enough to be of much interest to Me – however, I’ll thoroughly enjoy taking everything you’ve got and then some. And I will get whatever I want from you.
4. What you get to do is go into the bathroom at your office and piss on yourself. You may then return to you desk and send Me $500 for that privilege.
The result:
Oh yeah, I got $900 from My birdy today too. But that’s not ALL!!!!!
I also got another one of these from him:
I’ll put up the rest later…..I’m getting goodies delivered right now!!!
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....