A Few of My Favorite Things!
Oh, Goddess looooooooooooves Her goodies! I’m just playing with everything I got when I was gone today! It’s so fun =P
I thought I’d share a few of My favorite items:
You can check out the rest of My Spoils on Le Goodies page. Well, actually I’ve only added half of them. There are tons more to take photos of yet =P
Home is where I break your heart….
A dose of DG….finally! I bet your little skintag is just pulsing to the extreme isn’t it! I imagine it’s like a little worm, all dirty and ready to be dissected for Science. But go ahead now, you all may all prick your bitty dangles with a bunch of pink head straight pins in honor of My Divine Return! Take a picture, send it to Me….hell send it to your mother, wife and priest too. I’m sure they’ll ALL enjoy the freakshow.
Sooooooooo………My vacation was subliiiiiiime. I’m officially THE Mexican National Symbol of Beauty. I was literally WORSHIPPED by thousands of those little mexis. I could have foregone flying home, opting instead for being carried on the shoulders of the tiny Mayans, as a true Goddess should travel.
And treated like a true Goddess, I was….My Amazonian Blonde Beauty stunned them ALL into submission. I had this preconceived notion that Latino boys were chock full of meaningless machisimo – well, obviously not in My Presence. No need to demand anything anywhere - EVERYTHING I wanted was just there.Some highlights of My trip:
- Had a supremely beautiful snorkeling trip…..lots of magnificent sea creatures – much like Myself. =)
- I went scuba diving for the first time! It was amazing! I so should have done this sooner – I’m a total mermaid! =P However, I’ve discovered that Mexico is one of the most difficult places to dive, as the ocean has a very powerful undercurrent. But, I did it, and it was fabulous!
- Visited Chichen-Itza – completely awe-inspiring. Was supremely pissed that they do not allow you to walk up the main temple anymore. I was rather looking forward to that.
- Had the most amazing massage of My Life overlooking the beach. Tipped the masseuse $300. (P.S. That used to be your money HAHA!)
For the most part I soaked up the sunshine. Gawd, do I have a beautiful sunkissed glowing tan now! Even My tanlines turn Me on, which I usually hate, but fuckYum! Everything’s delicious on Me!
Oh, I also came home to $5000+ in tributes and I’ve gotten $6000+ in Amazon GC’s. ¡Excelente! See, that’s the way to “work”! It’s all in the way you churn their bitty brains….chop and mush…implant and trigger….
As you can see, dodo missed Me lots.
Some new junky. Realizes this is pitiful quite quickly.
Resolves his ridiculous attempt with this! Redeems pigself slightly – now it’s time to empty his bank accounts.
Yes, I intend to drain him completely. A bloodletting on My homecoming….SUBLIME.
Oh yes, and when I got home, My house was FILLED to the ceiling with GIFTS! You have no idea what hard work it is getting presents….Hahahaaha!
It’s a good thing I have boys to open them, break down the boxes and take them to the recycling center. They, of course know that I detest coming home to a mess. My slaves watched My kitty, opened My packages for Me when I was away, assembled things that needed assembled and though My place was full of new goodies for Goddess - it was sparkling clean. So nice to come home to. They really did a lovely job.
And for all of their efforts, they were rewarded. Oh, you can ONLY imagine…..HAHAHAHA Eat, drink and be humiliated THOROUGHLY!
Such dirty little mouths now.
So, I’ll have the phone on tonight I think. I’m ready to inflict.
Are you ready to receive………………..?
Am I PHENOMENAL or what?!!!
These gift certificates aren’t even counting the THOUSANDS of dollars of stuff My little birdy buys off Amazon directly. It’s hot, I know!!!! No – I’M HOT! And I don’t just mean sexxxxxy. I mean ACHINGLY GORGEOUS AND TRIUMPHANTLY BRILLIANT!
Yeah if I was you, I’d want to be Me too! The problem for you is this:
I am The Incomparable.
Copy every word I write…no seriously, DO IT! How about you just call your dusty Amazon wishlist a WANTlist or some other cute derivative of My Divine Vernacular?! I’m sure the boypigs will clear up those goodies in a blinding flash! HAHAHAHAHA! No! Try bleaching those brunette locks suicide blonde like Mine! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! They’ll love you, I promise! Oh, here’s a good one….take up HYPNOSIS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
No wait! I’ve got the perfect solution!
Get on your dirty cock-smoking knees and grovel like the rest of the WORLD!
P.S. The secret’s in the sauce!
UPDATE 3-30-08:
There is really only one thing to say about this…..
Whatever Thee Goddess Wants, Thee GODDESS GETS!
Nursemaids, mummy chickens and the perfect catch 22
I think I played more video games last week than I did in My entire childhood! I totally got sick again…..but it’s over.
Being out of commission and getting tributes and presents everyday makes it *almost* tolerable. That and having a little bell to ring when I want something.
slave was on vacation this week and he got to spend it being My nursemaid. Sure, I’m a brat. But when I’m under the weather, I am Damien from The Omen. Hahahahaha….I had him running around and doing so much that he literally passed out from exhaustion. After graciously letting him sleep for a few, I rang the bell loud as hell, woke him up and yelled at him to get out at 2am.
My house is immaculately clean now =) I had BOXES and BOXES stacked to the CEILING!!! My gifts strung out everywhere! My house looked like Amazon.com! Hahahaha!
And they are still coming! dodo keeps buying and tributing every day. Last week was $500 every day, a $1,100 Amazon gift card for the items he couldn’t buy, and today I woke up to another $1000. Isn’t life MY LIFE GRAND!
I also got another $1000 from zero. This Queen Bee addict tributed a long time ago and disappeared for awhile - had a Membersomenumber name – so I call him zero.
Psst….
psst….
hey zero….
Send 30 more of those thousand-dollar-drops….and don’t call Me until the 30 days is up.
I also made a phone call last week. Let’s just say it was a friendly reminder that ended in Me receiving an overnight envelope of $3000. I do love a perfect catch-22.
Mmmmm….
Anyway, now that I can finally speak again – I’m going to record some audio. I have a thousand painful ideas I must inflict upon you.
P.S. In the last month, lardbelly has eaten: dirt, alot of trashed food including a mummy chicken ROFLMAO!!!, department store flyers AND the contents of a petri dish (MY PERSONAL FUCKING FAVORITE! WHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!)
St. Valentine’s Day Massacre
Today, most of My boys got to bleed for Goddess in green…and red.
dodo sent another $1,000 and bought everything on My WANTlist once again. My entranced birdy has purchased $16,000 of goodies for Goddess in what, two weeks?
dedorko overnighted $2,000 cash and sent an AMAZING bouquet of exotic flowers that smell phenomenal. I must find out what they are – I have NEVER smelled flowers so divine in My life!
Other tributes for Aphrodite in the flesh:
zero – $1,000 (what a bizarre accompanying email…maybe I’ll post it tomorrow…)
hopeless – $650 (atrophy is what happens to it….HAHAHA)
lardbelly – $400 (tonight’s dumpster diving feast for porky: kitty litter GROSS PUKE!!!)
randomloser – $400
There were also seven $100 tributes from various boys – some I know, some I do not. I noticed. You’re simply not worth mentioning right now.
Also I’ve gone from a smothering fascination to blood lust. I bit david’s wrist until it bled. Little droplets of life. All Mine. His orgasm was instant. It was an extraordinarily powerful moment.
Then there were the thorns on the fragrant Angel face roses ( I do believe he must have asked the florist to leave them on, the little masochist) he brought Me…
His inner thighs look like a polka dot predator was on the loose. His penis cried.
It’s dodo’s fault really. All the gifts and the large daily tributes have aroused Me immensely.
I’m exhausted…..yet still, I thirst for more.
Take his breath awaaaayyyyy…..
I picked up some 20+ Amazon boxes that dodo got Me from the post office today. Yummy!
So I get them home, open them up….
and all I can think of is how I’d like to suffocate a boy with packing peanuts and bubblewrap….
So that’s what I’m going to do tonight.
The rest of you get to wait.
I might be available later on this evening…say around 11 or midnight or so. Then again, I might not.
Short and sweet
I woke up to $1,000 from dodo (pluck, pluck) and $500 from hopeless (shriiiveled)!
dodo has also been buying out My WANTlists so quickly that I don’t even know the $$$ amount it’s up to now…8-9 grand maybe??… and he’s also gone from sending $300 a day to $500 a day. So, the last two days I got another $1,000. =)
Does that make you feel even more inadequate than you already are? Thought so. Hahahahaha….
I got a bottle of stinky perfume from david1519. Yeah, Cashmere Mist stinks. Don’t buy it. How the hell DK would discontinue Chaos and make this putrid shit baffles Me.
I put a bunch of photos of My new goodies up.
Anyway, I’m playing with My new toys and relaxing.
That is all. Class dismissed.
more More MORE….
Another $3,000 in Amazon and $800 in tributes from dodo today. I’m rather enjoying plucking this little birdy…
So much more to tell…..but I’m going to go paint. I’m inspired.
Where, oh where did My WANTlists go!?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
No sooner than I’ve put more things on My Amazon, then here swoops in little dodo, buying EVERYTHING up yet again! Today he bought about $1300 of goodies for Goddess ($5,500 total) AND tributed another $800.
randomloser also showed back up and put his $900 where it rightfully belongs – in MY ACCOUNT.
I’ve also got something delicious in the works. Wait for it.
You see, you dance with the Devil and the Devil doesn’t change….
She changes you.
The Girl With The Most Cake
My HUGE haul from dodo and the mustang came in today! Well, at least I think this is all of it….there maybe more…yuuuuuuuuummy!
It’s a pretty picture, but I like this one better:
I also made a new video today, check it out on the Goddess Channel.
I won’t be online tonight….but you’ll be thinking about Me…….
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....