My WANTlists cleared out again!

I got a message from the mustang earlier that he also bought EVERYTHING off two of My WANTlists!  I fill them up, and they disappear no sooner than I logout….. 

But wait! There are still a few lists that aren’t completely cleaned up and so many of you lurking….

I want them ALL cleaned out. 

Suffer For Goddess

Buy here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/8F9H4RLCO3JZ

Give To Goddess

And here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/MFSRCVE6HPLK

 Please Thy Goddess

I’ll be online tonight after 10PM. 

Internet down, gold up

My internet was out ALL day/night for some reason.  I suppose it had to due with the wild wind storm here last night.  It was quite the witchy evening…

Anyway, I see that I missed several appointments, and a load of IM’s.  I’ll be available this weekend, boys.

I was going to torture the living hell out of fatcunt too….such a shame.  Needles and tranny hookers….it could have been a great night *sigh*

I’ve decided that lardbelly gets to eat out of his neighborhood garbage cans for the next month.  Or more.  I’m hoping for moldy bread, used condoms and other such delicacies for his abysmal hole.

My goodies from dodo started showing up today!  Express FedEx….yum!  I got a lovely chaise lounge for the studio, luggage, a few backdrops and some makeup accessories from Sephora. 

I’m waiting for everything to arrive before I take photos.  I like the idea of one photo showing off My HUGE shopping spree.  I am such the Material Girl!

The gold price keeps rising……rising….rising….

Now that’s sex.

 

I smell DEEEEEELICIOUS!

{Edit 3: dodo nearly cleaned out My ENTIRE “Enterain Me” WANTlist before he hit his credit card daily limit!  WHOO, but BOO!!!  Also, the party I was headed to was cancelled due to crappy weather =(  I HATE SNOW! So I’ll be available to torment after all. } 

{Edit 2: dodo’s gone and bought EVERYTHING off My Main WANTlist!}

{Edit: dodo’s up to $500  $700 tonight! $1500 for the week =} 

What a week!  I had a fabulous birthday party – some old friends from San Fran I haven’t seen in YEARS flew into Cleveland and it was a HUGE surprise. I literally screamed when I saw them, as these girls and I did some major stomping of the city {and boys!} together when I lived in the Mission. 

I finally took some pics of the gifts I got {I guess there are more on the way now!}

thumper got Me Chaos!!! Finally!  The eager-to-please, sweater-pissing, carrot-munching  dork did a great job on getting this – I literally have been sniffing Myself for days and delighting in My DELICIOUSNESS =P

thumper – I’ve got a carrot that needs a hole. Report for duuuuuty….NOW.

He also got the goodies below:

 

 

 

 

 

 

And tiny came in a the biggest loser YET AGAIN with this killer new system!  It’s not hooked up yet, as I’ve been hosting little soires all week.  I’m going to have a boy come over and do it soon though - MUST have the power!

Another new boy that’s listening to My hypnosis recordings sent Me $1100 in tributes.  I’ve literally never spoken to him directly.  He sent $200 every day this past week and $300 tonight. What a dodo! *wink* How well they work for Me…Yuuuummm…

I also took $600 from wombat on his first call last night.  Later in a chat, he was literally begging Me to take his financial information!  I contemplated for a moment, then I decided, why rush ….a slow burn is so much more torturous for him and enjoyable for Me….

Oh, and michael….you’ve got something waiting for you. Open it.

Speaking of  waiting, I also got My $500 that this little faggot from days past ”forgot” to send Me.  How I got it is none of your business, but I bet you’re dying to know, aren’t you? Hehehehe =) 

And it looks like you owe Me another Benji – cough it up fuckhead!

I don’t flirt the concept around lightly….I NEVER forget anything and I do ALWAYS get what I want in the end.

One way or another.

Pretty In Pink

I played with My new camera this morning! No photoshop, no makeup, bedhead galore, in My jammies and I’m still the seeeeeexiest Bitch you’ve ever seen!

I’ve got a birthday party to attend tonight….so it’s doubtful I’ll be available to the masses.  However, you can go check out My cute new tribute buttons (kudos to technosub for the idea and webcunt for the execution) and click them until your credit card bleeds for Me!

Ciao fucklettes!

Dicklette slams, two new boys and FUCK am I HOT!

My studio is excellent!  I did a shoot two nights ago and it was a blast.  I still have to figure out how to use everything and then teach My friends and whatnot, but it’s fantastic and it’s finally DONE.

Here’s a wallpaper that was made from one of the pics.  Download it, put it on your desktop and and stare for HOURS with Niteflirt open and send, send, SEND!

I Own YouI Own You

Download 1024X768
Download 800×600

I’ll put the whole photoset up soon.  There’s like 20 ultra-devastating pics for your brains to get all mushed up and stupid over. =P

And hey cuntboys, it’s My Birthday on the 19th.  One week away! I’ve been so busy I totally forgot about it!  Imagine that, Me forgetting about something to capitalize on…Hahahaha.

I haven’t updated My Amazon WANTlist in awhile, as I mentioned before – but I think I’ll click around and put some goodies on it, get rid of old stuff…..yada, yada.

So, on the matter of slaves and rejects of nature…..

The mustang has freaking malaria.  I’m rather upset that My Name isn’t on his will yet.  I wonder if he will get better or DIE??  It would be unfortunate if I missed out giving him a death kick with thigh high boots on…I think I’m sad now.

Hahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!

fatcunt reported for doormat duty.  I made him sit in a tub of freezing cold water while whispering My sweet nothings in his ear.  I knew he was thirsty as hell, so after profusely begging Me to satiate his parched hole, I graciously allowed him to chug 16 ounces of yummy-licious contact lense solution!  I hear it creates terrible bowel issues the next day.  I do love to leave a lingering effect.

After freezing for quite awhile, manboobs-a-plenty got to take a scalding hot shower.  Wow, I’ve heard some screams in My life, but goodness!  Boy wonderless sounded like a dying rabbit! Hehehehe….

The grand finale was having him slam his lackthereof under the HEAVY toilet seat so many times I can’t remember.  It would have only been more satisfying had I been slamming it Myself.  You just can’t judge if they’re doing it right and HARD enough, you know…

Two new boys showed up on chat at the same time – that was a fun juggling act.  I’m taking thousands ($3,100 to be exact) from one, but the other one shows up in the middle of it and I only got $300 from him.  #2 also got Me a new bottle of Donna Karan Gold though, which was good, because My bottle’s almost gone.  I still have the little purse parfums mustang got, but I like the spray better.  Those little rollerball thingies have a sort of chemical smell, and I can’t tolerate it.

Yeah, I’d post “proof” (LOL, that term and the whole notion of it cracks Me up) but there are tattletales all over watching My every move, and it wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture. It’ll go in members only posts that you get the pleasure of paying out the ass to read.

And you thought only your faggot asses obsess over Me! Boys, girls…..My appeal knows no boundaries =P

Additionally, the other havoc I’ve been stirring up will also be in a members-only journal.  There are a few things that need to be worked out before I make passwords available – but keep your pervy eyes open for it soon.

Now get your inadequate shell over to My WANTlist and buy Me birthday presents =)

No WISHES, Only WANTS

I haven’t really added anything to My WANTlists for awhile, because quite frankly shopping on Amazon is so slow and tedious and I’m far too impatient when it comes to finding the perfect thing.  Waiting on pages of crap that I don’t want to load isn’t My gig.

That said, I did add a few things today.  A couple of items for My photo studio (it’ll be done tomorrow!!) and a luggage set for My upcoming trip to who knows where. Hahahaha…I still haven’t decided exactly where I want to go.  I am one picky, particular Woman.

I MUST have the items for the studio and since you MUST have MORE OF ME – get to buying.

Oh yes, I also forgot to mention that tiny bought the rest of the big $$ equipment for My studio.  Good boy.  Now beg.

And I’ve discovered that I can still take calls on Niteflirt even with being suspended or such.  I might be on later this evening, but then again I might not. You can check My status on My Site.

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*streeeeeetch* 

I’m back.  I know all of you have missed Me so….

For those who don’t already know, I’ve been enjoying the last of the warm weather and taking little trips here and there.  I’ve been boating all over Lake Erie, in My boat and some new friends’ killer cigarette boat. It’s a 42ft. Fountain and if you’ve never been on one, they are fast fast fast and fun as hell!   I drove it several times now and it’s a HUGE thrill =)

Also went to some killer concerts: Carina Round, Bjork, Ani Difranco and Queensryche. I’ve got like 4 or 5 more concerts I’m going to coming up here soon.

What else….oh yeah, getting cash and goodies as usual! My latest haul from the post office:

Seems I’ve got a new admirer.  Hey bj, I saw your journal. Quite the addict, aren’t you!  Buy ME more! 

bj bought a bunch of stuff of My WANTlist:

Here’s a scan of the note bj sent with one of the dvds.  Says it all, doesn’t it? Hahahahaha….

david1519 got Me the cutest toe ring ever!  It’s really gorgeous:

happyhour got Me these espradilles:

And My little beastie o’ burden mustang sent some amber jewelry and some more cool foreign money for My collection:

Also, for those of you who’ve been setting appointments on NF and I’ve ignored them, I’ll be on tonight or tomorrow. 

Right now I’m going shopping with My paid off credit card from tiny.  Ciao, fucklettes!

Slave Serials

I absolutely crack up when I make those little animations of you fuckers!  I’m going to start calling them the “slave serials”.  This week’s 2 installations feature the hilarious trashgobbling midget kevin!  kevypoo is down with the The Queen Bee epidemic and MUST COMPLY with everything I tell him to do…….

LET THE NIPPLES BURN! (And the ash hole swallow!)

midget has no idea why Goddess has made him take off a shirt and hold a lighter up for many minutes.  Behold the confusion.

midget looks closer to the screen to see that Goddess has instructed him to “Burn your nipples with the hot metal, faggot!”  Behold the hilarious wincing of excruciating pain!

midget is made to fire up the torture device again and is terrified now.  Anticipation is hell. Behold the nervous eye twitch!

midget has begged “pleease noo!”, but Goddess could care less.  “Burn the other one, and make sure you hold it there for a LONG time.”  Behold the breakdance of love.

midget must now snuff the ciggy he wasn’t supposed to smoke in the first place out on his floor scrubber.  Behold the smoke choke.

midget thought he was getting steak for dindin but realizes the only thing his mouth deserves are nasty butts and ashes.  Behold the look of Yum!

SOCK IT TO YA SLAVES 

A filthy sock.  A naked gay guy and some Aussie shampoo.  Whatever could be going on here?

Rock ‘em, sock ‘em up the ass!
Shampoo for lube makes it slide in fast!

Smile for your audience, kevypoo!  I know you’ve been reading My Diary like a junky and now you’re a STAR!   I’ve got about $1000 or so from this trashgobbler thus far.

And some anon fuckstick sent Me $500 =)  I could have done without the letter dumdum, but good to know you’re as lovestruck and stupid as the rest of them!

Cash in the mail floats My boat to China, so send Me alot:

Decadent Enterprises
PO Box 412
Lksd/Mrblhd, Oh
43440

I also finally got this adorable little fairy bottle I had brokenmustang order awhile ago!  It’s the cutest!

And some lovely and very delicious smelling flowers were delivered  to Me today!  I’m not quite sure who they are from, but I have an idea.  (edit: florals from My beastie mustang)

They really look about 1,000 times better than this pic……..and OMG, they smell amazing! Almost as amazing as I do…..mmmmmmmmnnn…

I haven’t really been shopping online too much lately, but I’m going to get on Amazon tonight and add some goodies to My WANTlist.
 
You know what to do to make Me smile, freakbabies!  Buy buy buy! Feed the endless greed!

I’ll also be taking calls tonight…poor you! Hahahaha!!!!!!

Legs and losers

Got My $500 cash in the mail from lardbelly today.  Lookie……..I’m actually touching something your filthy self has touched!! Send $500 MORE tomorrow!

P.S. I SCRUBBED My pretty hands clean after I snapped this pic, you foul chunk of cellulite. Go choke on a donut.

Damn – I’ve got some smoking hot legs………

Also got $300 from some random loser. And you’re right fuckforbrains – I DON’T want to talk to you. Just keep sending the cash.  You couldn’t handle the heat anyway.

Oh, and I’m pretty sure I got another $2,000 in the mail from the horse’s ass today, but the stupid US postal lady can’t get her fat butt out of that little jeep to actually deliver to My door, so I’ve got to go pick it up tomorrow. 

Stop reading My journal like a free-loading junkie -  March your pathetic little fingers over to My WANTlists and buy Me stuff!

WHOOOOOOHOOOO vs. boohoo

Goddess said, “Let there be Sephora”, and there was Sephora.

And it was good.And expensive!

I wanted a little Donna Karan Gold perfume rollerball for My bags.  I got 5.   Those little suckers are $50 a pop.

That little blue box on the bottom was $195.  For a hair product.  Hehehehe… Oh yeah, and each shampoo and conditioner was $69.

These are fantastic!

Well it’s been a tie.  Which one of My boys here gets to airbrush The Queen Bee naked?
david or slave. slave or david.

slave gets to airbrush his Goddess.  Be envious, be very envious.

This is a $240 ceramic hair straightener.  I didn’t need it – I wanted it.

Oh, and while bored rotten twats with nothing better to do than sit around reporting Myspace profiles for adult content to get them deleted, I take $1200 from their ex-”slaves”.  Now that’s ironic, isn’t it?

Yeah, My profile on Myspace is gone again.  Boohoo.  No, seriously – boohoo.

Hehehe….

Soooooo…..I fucked you little boys over to the tune of:

happyhour — $1200 (email and tell Me again how tasty it was when I made you drink your own piss.)
truebornsinner — $900 (if I make you put much more up your ass, it’s probably going to gape. Go confess.)
lardbelly – $650 (you make Me violently sick. Still.)
faggottrashhole – $500 (newbie to DG, and I’ve already got you crying.  Too, too fun and too easy.)
hypnoboy – $300 (Did you find yourself distracted at work? Hehehe…)
pissypants – $250 ( I hope your sister dies.)
jase131 – $100 (Better spent on Me, than up that little pansy nose of yours.)

It was fun pigfucks…let’s do it again soon.

tiny – you’re back to best little boy status.  The horse’s ass fucked up big time and is on ignore until he confesses his sins.

Oh yeah, do any of you little maggots have a light?

Mmmmnnn….It’s GREAT Being Me

UPDATE: dedorko cried and cried about not seeing Me with My 3G’s.  Here you go fuckwit.  Now you can go REALLY cry yourself to sleep knowing that you’ll never have enough $$$ to actually meet Me in person! Hahahahahaha!!

It’s been awhile since I posted a cashola list – with you freakbabies bugging Me all the time…. Well, that and the fact that I do tend to forget about you……..hahahaha

Here are some boys who’ve recently reconfirmed their status as workerbees for DG:

bicurious slave – $200
humble for you – $150
happyhour – $300
jase131 – $500
rsteven006 – $100
river45 – $800
steve r – $400
lardbelly – $1,100
don juan dedorko – Another $3,000 in the mailbox for Moi!

Oh, and truebornfuckhead showed back up – this time he a(ss)toned for his GRAVE SINS with a sweet $3,500. You should know by now that running away only takes you to where you belong. I’m #1 in that tiny little mushbrain of yours FOREVER…..hehehehe

Oh and I FINALLY got My Sony Bravia flat panel. I’m still waiting for the Bose home theater system to arrive – ponybaby better get on the ball and figure out what the hold up is! After I get the sound system, the installation guy gets to come over and hook it all up – aren’t you little boys envious …..hehehehe

I’ve got like $1400 of Sephora coming on Monday! My mustang has been working sooooooo hard for his Master and Queen! I suppose that when he finally gets the privilege of meeting Me, I might thank him by spitting on his face…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

On another note, for those of you idiots reading My Diary and watching My Videos like an addicted little puppy…….it’s time for you to get really stupid and call Me!

 

If I’m not available, you WILL line up and WAIT. 

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